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18 and I remember thinking "That's it??"......then by the third time I thought.........."That's it!!!"...
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Post by Calexxia »

Technically, when I was 12. The less said about that, the better.

By choice? I was 16 and it was prom night, to the guy that I later married. it was....bleah.
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I was 18, the guy in question was my daughter's father........wasn't all that great of an experience.
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Seventeen years old, and I just wanted to get it over with so that I wasn't so inexperienced if some guy came along that I really wanted to fuck. :?
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20 and she was 16 and she told me she was 19 ! she got deported and have no idea what became of her :?
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I was 18. Summer after I graduated HS.
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toofastforlove69 wrote:Seventeen years old, and I just wanted to get it over with so that I wasn't so inexperienced if some guy came along that I really wanted to fuck. :?
I was 16, and did it for the same reason!
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17, he was 22. He was on the smallish side, and it still hurt like fuck!
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22.
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18 and it was at a hotel on 34th street in NYC. And it was one of those pay-by-night hotels, with a shared bathroom in the hallway! Yea, don't ask, totally classy, haha! The guy.. my summer camp sweetheart who was my first "boyfriend" when we were 13. He came to visit NYC a few years later, and well, thats that! :lol:
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18 and he was 36 and married. The sex was great!! The affair lasted 2 1/2 years and he taught me everything and I do mean everything!! :D
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I was 18 and he was 22. I bled all over him.
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I was 15 the guy was damn 17 i think, and I was drunk and he was drunk I dont remember much of it thank god.
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Dee Rinkin wrote:
toofastforlove69 wrote:Seventeen years old, and I just wanted to get it over with so that I wasn't so inexperienced if some guy came along that I really wanted to fuck. :?
I was 16, and did it for the same reason!
Same thing here, but was 14...and the ass in question was 19. After the fact he started yelling at me that I wasn't a virgin, LMAO
Like he'd know...his nerdy ass was a virgin up til then. I suspect he thought that virginal wall was going to be like a cement wall his wee little knight had to batter down.

Apparantly the idiot had never heard of masturbation

And if he had....he didn't think us girls did it


Also, because I'm an asshole, he named his 2 inch wonder Bo Bo.

I sincerely hope someone's miniature designer dog mistakes it as a vienna sausage (not hard to do) and..................

well....I should stop now.
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Post by Iron Duck »

17 I think. Or 16 going on 17. For some reason I thought it was 18, but I wasn't even with her by then. Sadly, I think my little brother of 3.5 years lost his later that same year. :? Busy little bugger.
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9 months ago. LOL.
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almost 15 to my bestfriends older brother
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14, he was 20 and I think he may have been the twin brother to Citrinecastles 2" Vienna Sausage guy.
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!6 - in a hayloft in a barn on a farm in northern Indiana during a fall Harvest Moon -type party.

The quintessential Indiana first-pork scenario.
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Dee Rinkin wrote:
toofastforlove69 wrote:Seventeen years old, and I just wanted to get it over with so that I wasn't so inexperienced if some guy came along that I really wanted to fuck. :?
I was 16, and did it for the same reason!
Me too! Let's hear it for the PREEMPTIVE loss of virginity. I think it's very practical.
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Post by drops_of_jupiter »

nubiankey wrote:I was 18. Summer after I graduated HS.
Same here. Like other people have said, I only really did it so that I'd be more experienced when someone I really liked came along. He was very well endowed, and really generous and patient. The sex was 'meh' though. That said, I haven't yet come across someone as well endowed as he is. He's actually recently started to contact me again and wants to hook up....I have a boyfriend, but I can't help but wonder what it'd be like now I'm more experienced.
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I was almost 14. And he wasnt as special as i thought he was.
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16 she was 15 and it was boring
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17.
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14. she was literally the girl next door.
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17 and the bitch smelled like dead, rotting turtle carcasses. Good thing I stayed with her for 2 years.
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I was 20. The guy was 28 and divorced with two kids.
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15...he was 16.
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I was almost 20 years old...and it was to a blue eyed, tattooed guy with a huge dick. We had a steady "thing" for about two years. Then I discovered he liked legitimately crazy broads and kind of stopped talking to him. Haven't seen him since.
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