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1. George Lynch
2. Mike Inez of AIC
3. Jeff Watson (formerly of Night Ranger)
4. Kip Winger
5. Nick Menza
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Jessica Beil
The gorgeous RedHead on the first floor of my office building who looks like the gorgeous Redhead in Mad Men.
Kristian Alphonso-(Days of Our lives)
Susanna Hoffs
Katie Holmes(before she became a robot)
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mika71 wrote:Good to know. He doesn't make it a secret that he's a big slut, I just wondered how true that image actually was. Why exactly did your friend bail? Cuz of the maid? the bath?
Yes, from what I've heard, that man whore image he puts forward is totally true. She bailed bacause 1) She was weirded out and 2) She didn't exactly know him very well and for him to be inviting her over to his house straightaway made it clear that he was only after one thing (obviously). She's a nice girl, she didn't just want to be a fuck buddy.

On topic:
1) <---
2) I've been digging Robert Downey Jr recently.
3) J*, the singer/gutarist in this local-ish band I know. He was in a semi-famous band in the late 80's--mid '90's and was the spitting image of a young Bowie. But more dark and smouldering. It's sometimes a tad awkward when we hang out 'cos the attraction's quite obvious--both ways. He has a girlfriend though (who he's cheated on at least once that I definitely know of--I saw!) who's a bit of a psycho, so it's best to steer clear.
4) This guy at uni, I think it's something to do with how ridiculously tall he is.

That's all I've got! Meh, I'll throw Mr. Depp in there as a spare. He's aight, obviously stunning aesthetically, but I just don't find him that sexy.
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1.) Martin Sweet
2.) David Lee Roth (I would love to hear the sound of him going, ahhhhyeaaaaahhhhhh! after giving him finger.)
3.) Colin Farrell
4.) Vince Neil, if and only if there was a magical time machine available to take him back to looking like he did at the US festival...unfortunately, that is not the case. so for #4, I will have to list Dave Sabo.
5.) Richie Sambora

For those listing Jared Leto...no, just no...having met him, he's a creeper.
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LEMMY (more like make hot love to)
Nicke Andersson
Ice Dale
Frost
David Gilmour (in the 1970s)
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Joay wrote:Dave Mustaine
Zakk Wylde
Rob Zombie
Denis Leary
Ginger

Please tell me you want to have sex with Dave Mustaine while listening to Metallica... so he can cry during sex. That would be awesome.
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Back in the day (70's or 80's)...

1. Izzy Stradlin
2. Duff McKagan
3. Jimmy Page
4. George Lynch
5. Nikki Sixx

Today...
1. Duff McKagan
2. Izzy Stradlin
3. Tommy Lee (w/ a HAZMAT suit on)
4. George Lynch
5. Warren DeMartini
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JoanOfAss wrote:LEMMY (more like make hot love to)
Nicke Andersson
Ice Dale
Frost
David Gilmour (in the 1970s)

Frost is looking better now than he ever has, in my opinion, anyways. He signed my tits when I saw Satyricon a few weekends ago.
Seemed kind of weird asking him to sign my tits considering the type of music he plays, but he thought it was amusing. He's also really tall, along with Satyr, which is somewhat attractive in itself. 8)
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I'd like to add Glenn Tipton circa 1984 to my list.
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david duchovny(if he's a sex addict we ALL have a chance lol)
steven adler (if he could straighten OUT)
steven tyler (the LIPS and handsprings)
bam margera's don vito (KIDDING)
bret michaels if i could get a wig. or 3. or 5
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Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke from Bold And The Beautiful)
Michelle Pfieffer
Liz Hurley
Kate Bekinsale (in Underworld gear)
Lindsey Wagner (back in the day)
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Ville Valo
George Lynch
Gerard Way
all three in Apacalyptica
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Not in any order

1. Sean McNabb ( Great White bassist. Dont know if he still is or not)
2. Gerard Butler
3. Triple H
4. Johnny Depp ( in his Jack Sparrow outfit! Yeeehaww)
5. Adrian Vandenberg (back in the day)
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toofastforlove69 wrote:
JoanOfAss wrote:LEMMY (more like make hot love to)
Nicke Andersson
Ice Dale
Frost
David Gilmour (in the 1970s)

Frost is looking better now than he ever has, in my opinion, anyways. He signed my tits when I saw Satyricon a few weekends ago.
Seemed kind of weird asking him to sign my tits considering the type of music he plays, but he thought it was amusing. He's also really tall, along with Satyr, which is somewhat attractive in itself. 8)
Satyr is gorgeous. He signed my jacket.

Frost? Frost isn't tall at all!!!!!!!! He's about 5'8!

Their BASSIST (who looks like a god, Victor Brandt... also add to list) HE is tall.

Frost though, he's a tiny little fucker!
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Nicole76 wrote:Back in the day (70's or 80's)...

1. Izzy Stradlin
2. Duff McKagan
3. Jimmy Page
4. George Lynch
5. Nikki Sixx

Today...
1. Duff McKagan
2. Izzy Stradlin
3. Tommy Lee (w/ a HAZMAT suit on)
4. George Lynch
5. Warren DeMartini
It's really funny how your taste changes as you get older. I remember I never noticed the sexy in Izzy back in the day, but holy shit! I do now.
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highheeledshoes wrote:
Nicole76 wrote:Back in the day (70's or 80's)...

1. Izzy Stradlin
2. Duff McKagan
3. Jimmy Page
4. George Lynch
5. Nikki Sixx

Today...
1. Duff McKagan
2. Izzy Stradlin
3. Tommy Lee (w/ a HAZMAT suit on)
4. George Lynch
5. Warren DeMartini
It's really funny how your taste changes as you get older. I remember I never noticed the sexy in Izzy back in the day, but holy shit! I do now.
:twisted:
Lol, think of all the lusting you missed out on!

I'd do bad things to Izzy :twisted: lol.
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Peewee Herman. He'd be a riot! :lol:
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JoanOfAss wrote:
toofastforlove69 wrote:
JoanOfAss wrote:LEMMY (more like make hot love to)
Nicke Andersson
Ice Dale
Frost
David Gilmour (in the 1970s)

Frost is looking better now than he ever has, in my opinion, anyways. He signed my tits when I saw Satyricon a few weekends ago.
Seemed kind of weird asking him to sign my tits considering the type of music he plays, but he thought it was amusing. He's also really tall, along with Satyr, which is somewhat attractive in itself. 8)
Satyr is gorgeous. He signed my jacket.

Frost? Frost isn't tall at all!!!!!!!! He's about 5'8!

Their BASSIST (who looks like a god, Victor Brandt... also add to list) HE is tall.

Frost though, he's a tiny little fucker!

Really? Frost is shorter than I am then...
He must have been wearing boots with platforms or something, because he was my height, and I was wearing a pair of heels that put me at about 6'1. But to be honest with you, I wasn't really looking at his shoes. :D

At least you have a signed jacket. I wish I would have been thinking far enough ahead to get Frost and Satyr to sign something a little more permanent. I just got them to sign my boobs, which actually went over better than I thought it would. :lol:
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russell brand. he's hot in a very, VERY cartoony way
al pacino in sea of love. when ellen barkin throws him against the wall and makes him her bitch.
mickey avalon
anthony keidis
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denis leary? interesting choice. me too!
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dont worry. most of the pop boys out today will grow into their faces in about 20 years :lol:
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1. Rick Allen (Pyromania/Hysteria era)
2. Rick Savage (Pyromania/Hysteria era)
3. Jon Bon Jovi
4. Phil Lewis (the way that he looked back in the 80's with the long hair, when he was actually hot)
5. Simon LeBon or Nick Rhodes
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OK I've been triple dog dared

In no order......
Sixx
2Pac
Jim Morrison
Reznor..oh wait lol
Freddy Mercury
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Under500 wrote:Freddy Mercury

Good luck with that.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:
Under500 wrote:Freddy Mercury

Good luck with that.
Uhmmm 3 of my 5 are no longer with us. I was just sayin'.
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& my nonexistent daughter wants to do all the jonas bros.
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Under500 wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Under500 wrote:Freddy Mercury

Good luck with that.
Uhmmm 3 of my 5 are no longer with us. I was just sayin'.
I didn't mean cause he's dead.
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KrazyKat wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Under500 wrote:Freddy Mercury

Good luck with that.

Freddie was bisexual. He had a long relationship with Mary Austen and even at the end of his life he had women in his life - not just for friendship.
Exactly.
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James Michael - Sixx AM
Steve Blaze - Lillian Axe
Lenny Kravitz
Spike - Quireboys
Nuno Bettencourt - Extreme
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Jason Newsted (He still looked good at RRHoF)
Phil Anselmo
Chris Cornell
David Gilmour (back in the day)
Rogetr Taylor of Queen (back in the day)
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