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And by hair, you mean one.

Get off the school's computer and let the big people talk.
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Watch your mouth, little boy, or I'll tell your mommy.
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mr.sixx wrote: You do that you gay nigger cunt twat bitch. Oh sorry did i swear again.

Oh look. You're a racist and a homophobe. That's going to make you real popular around here, C-dawg.
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It's funny that you don't refute the racist.

And please, if you're using the word "gay" as an insult, then you do NOT support gay rights, little mister.

I support gay rights. I like gays. Ergo, I have NEVER called you gay.

This makes you a lying racist homophobe. Shall we go for one more?
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Let's grade this little spittle flecked, diatribe shall we?



1. You didn't call me "fag." You attempted a school yard insult by calling me "gay." Indicating that "gay" is a bad thing. Minus one point.
2. It's impossible for a 12 year old child to speak for the entire gay population as to whether or not the word "fag" is insulting. Even if that child is gay. Which you aren't, because that would mean you'd have some semblance of cool.
Minus one point.
3. It's impossible for a chubby, white 12 year old child to speak for the entire black population as to whether or not the word "nigger" is insulting. I personally find it highly offensive, and I have no doubt that my black friends on this board would agree with me.
Minus one point.

Minus three points for run-on sentence and improper punctuation.

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That's right, Ms. Dupree - send the little whippersnapper on his way.


I, on the other hand, would politely request that I stay after for some extra credit studies...


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mr.sixx wrote:You act like because I am 12 i have no insight on anything and that my opinions don't mean shit and that i don't know anybody who has come to grips with their sexuality.
It's not an act. You have no insight, your opinions don't mean shit, and you know nothing about sexuality. Deal with it or toddle off to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers board.


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1. Glenn Danzig
2. Mike Patton
3. Johnny Knoxville
4. Tommy Lee
5. Johnny Kelly
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mr.sixx wrote:I'm used to F's. You act like because I am 12 i have no insight on anything and that my opinions don't mean shit and that i don't know anybody who has come to grips with their sexuality but whatever your just a chamelion in mainstream society.
half the people here have kids your age. stfu already.
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Back on topic ...

1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
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Landshark2000 wrote:Back on topic ...

1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
What no Anthony Bordain?
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SanityClause wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:Back on topic ...

1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
What no Anthony Bordain?
:D
Ok ... 6!

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[quote="MitziDupree"]2. It's impossible for a 12 year old child to speak for the entire gay population as to whether or not the word "fag" is insulting. Even if that child is gay. Which you aren't, because that would mean you'd have some semblance of cool. [quote]

You're retarded.

Im sure Mr.Sixx is LHFAO. I can't believe your telling this guy that he would be cool if he turns gay, I don't have anything against gay people but that was a stupid ass thing to say to this kid.
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1. can't name names because he's a friend of a friend and i would be mortified if my friend ever found out. surprisingly, he's nowhere on this list. there's something wrong with you ladies.

2. Alex O'Loughlin. i'm probably going to hell just for thinking about the things i would do to him.

3. David Coverdale. then and now.

4. Robert Downey Jr. from the first time i ever saw him. yep, even would have done him during the strung out days, if he'd used a full body condom.

5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
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jadecrowe wrote: 5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
They probably had to break his penis to get him into the coffin!
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jadecrowe wrote: 5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
They probably had to break his penis to get him into the coffin!
that's just wrong. hilarious, but wrong :lol: (and probably true)
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I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
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1. Pope Benedict XVI
2. Kirk Cameron
3. Ringo Starr
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Chad Ochocinco
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1. Julian mcmahon
2. gerard butler (though he is looking a little rough recently)
3. colin farrell with long hair
4. stage actor- ramin karimloo
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aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.

the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
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jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.

the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?
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Landshark2000 wrote:
jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.

the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?
last i heard he was hooked up with some crazy chick named Peaches or something like that.

not my type anyway. way too decomposed.

did i really just write that? might be time to step away from the xanax.
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1. exitflagger
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Mike Patton
4. Christopher Guest
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jadecrowe wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:
jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.

the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?
last i heard he was hooked up with some crazy chick named Peaches or something like that.

not my type anyway. way too decomposed.

did i really just write that? might be time to step away from the xanax.
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I honestly don't think I'd sleep with any musician.
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bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
How about David Bowie? He's hot. Or Adam Lambert?
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ThePiratess wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
How about David Bowie? He's hot. Or Adam Lambert?
Bowie...very possibly. Except his eyes being two different colors kind of freaks me out a little. Adam Lambert is not my type. Too much of a diva. I like someone who is more "real".
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bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
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Good thing bonedouche doesn't bring up his supposed sexual orientation in every other thread on here.. :lol:
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It's a thread about who you want to fuck, he isn't just bringing up his orientation for no reason.
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