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1) Glenn Danzig
2) Jason Newsted
3) Robert Plant
4) Blaze Bayley
5) Paul Stanley
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Phil Anselmo. I have had many a wank session kicked off courtesy of the "This Love" vid.

Tommy Lee. Goddamn. Tattoos everywhere, huge cock, and just a swagger I can't kick.

Bob "Gnarly" Meadows from A Life Once Lost. He is just the perfect combo of hardass on the mic and wicked sweet, down to earth blue eyed boy that I would just love to do dirty things to him-till the sun comes up. ;)

Jason Newstead - I've heard rumours that he's gay. But I think he's fuckable.

Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold is just SEX ON LEGS. Jesus Christ, the things I'd do to that man-rather, the things I'd let him do to me.
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Zakk Wylde
Triple H
Kid Rock
Bam Margera
Jason Lewis
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Tim Armstrong
Dave Grohl
Steve Nash
That dude dressed as David Bowie at the Halloween party
Matt Lillard.
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Izzy Stradlin
John Frusciante
Gerard Way
Adam Levine
David Lee Roth
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Joey Jordison
Roy Mayorga
Synyster Gates
Liam Cormier (Cancer Bats)
Gene Louis (Bullets & Octane)
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The AFD linup ,)

And i also wanna fuck Tom Araya,Bruce Dickinson.Dave Mustaine,Adrian Smith,Steve Harris,sebastian Bach,Nikki sixx.....Wow...Im a whore!!
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I'll play.

Another vote for Jerry Cantrell here.
Matthias Schnieder ( guitarist in Adrenaline Kings... I soooo lust him)
Richard Kruspe( Guitarist of Rammstein,solo project Emigreat)
Steve Stevens back in the day
Charlie Sexton( I don't know though if you'd call him a rocker these days though)

Also the bass player from a local German band called Gallmucke. Arne Hollman. I think he's sexy as hell.
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Only 5? Bitch, please.

Duff McKagan
Rachel Bolan
George Lynch
Billy Idol
David Lee Roth (yes, still.)
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Singers:
Betsy Bitch
Doro Pesch
Morgan Lander
Angela Gossow
Christina Scabbia

Penthouse Pets:
Jane Hargrave
Anneka Di Lorenzo
Lori Wagner
Bonnie Dee Wilson
Julie Strain



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you
your sister
your mom
sharkie
miss garret from facts of life


k.w.
and drops of jupiter
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1. Nikki Sixx
2. Nikki Sixx
3. Nikki Sixx
4. Nikki Sixx
5. Noel Fielding
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Taime Downe
Marilyn Manson
Lesli Sanders
Ace Frehley
Kristy Majors
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1) Eva Mendes
2) Selma Hayek
3) Jessica Beil
4) Kate Beckinsale
5) Sarah Palin
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GhodesGroupie wrote:Zakk Wylde
Triple H
Kid Rock
Bam Margera
Jason Lewis

Who the hell would want to fuck Bam Margera? He is such a pussy he would probably cry for an hour after it was over.
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Deadman31 wrote:
GhodesGroupie wrote:Zakk Wylde
Triple H
Kid Rock
Bam Margera
Jason Lewis

Who the hell would want to fuck Bam Margera?

That would be me... :wink: :P
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1. Jyrki Linnankivi (the 69 Eyes.)
2. Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
3. Henkka Seppälä (Children of Bodom)
4. Petri Lindroos (Ensiferum, Norther)
5. Johan Hegg (Amon Amarth)
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1.Tea Leoni

2.Eva Mendes

3.Alison Sweeney

4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)

5.Oprah(Money makes my dick HARD)


I lol'd so hard at the Mrs. Garrett one it woke my wife up. That's some funny shit!
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makaveli wrote:
4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)

What?! :shock:
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toofastforlove69 wrote:1. Jyrki Linnankivi (the 69 Eyes.)
2. Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
3. Henkka Seppälä (Children of Bodom)
4. Petri Lindroos (Ensiferum, Norther)
5. Johan Hegg (Amon Amarth)
What's with the Finnish fetish?
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GhodesGroupie wrote:
makaveli wrote:
4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)

What?! :shock:
It's out there. It's old and grainy, but as someone who:


A.Loves younger Victoria

B.Loves Amateur porn

C.Loves 60's/70's porn

I can honestly say it's my favorite celebrity sex tape! A brief description if you'd like. Starts With Victoria slurping the rod while he has a couple finger buried inside her beautiful full bush covered vajayjay, and the she jumps on and goes for an all too brief ride before jumping off and finishing him off with her wet, willing, waiting mouth. You can tell it's her, even though she's very young. I think the thing was made in the late 60's, early 70's because there was discussion of the fact she was probably still a teenager (legal) when it was made. She tried to deny t was her at first, but I think she finally gave up and just refused to comment. All I know is the woman was fucking hot back then. If you go back and watch the first couple of seasons of Dallas......WOW!
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The only nude scenes Victoria Principal did as far as I know is the scenes from the Naked Ape which was released in 1972. She also did a Playboy Pictorial during that time as well to promote the film.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:The only nude scenes Victoria Principal did as far as I know is the scenes from the Naked Ape which was released in 1972. She also did a Playboy Pictorial during that time as well to promote the film.
Trust me, the porno is out there.
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Mine's a Top 10...

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But I guess if I absolutely had to cut it down to 5, here it is in no particular order:

-Synyster Gates
-Jared Leto
-Tommy Lee
-Nikki Sixx
-Josh Todd

Here's the rest of the list:
-DJ Ashba
-Brandon Boyd
-Nick Perri (Silvertide, Shinedown)
-Jacoby Shaddix
-Austin Winkler
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Hellsinkey wrote:
toofastforlove69 wrote:1. Jyrki Linnankivi (the 69 Eyes.)
2. Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
3. Henkka Seppälä (Children of Bodom)
4. Petri Lindroos (Ensiferum, Norther)
5. Johan Hegg (Amon Amarth)
What's with the Finnish fetish?
I was waiting for someone to ask that. :lol:

Maybe it's just that most of the music I like comes from Finland, so naturally the Finnish musicians get a little more exposure in my life.
In my experience meeting a few of the guys on that list, they aren't nearly as arrogant as most North American musicians.

That being said, I highly doubt that I'd ever actually act upon the oppurtunity if it was presented to me. I'd rather drink a beer with any of these guys than fuck them. :lol:
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I want to add Tommy Wright to my list,infact he should have been my#1 choice.
He was the bass player in an LA punk metal band called The Little Kings. Around 1989 or so. DAMN I was so in LOVE with him.
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mika71 wrote:Rick Savage (yes, still)
Duff
Noel Fielding
Russell Brand
Nick Rhodes (apparently is the human tripod and quite kinky)
Russ tried it on with 2 friends of mine. Nat met him at a club, he went right up to her and started running his hands across her face, he then said "Ooohhh, that's just how I thought it'd feel." They arranged to meet at a later date at his house. She showed up, rung the door, some old woman answered and showed her in, leading her to the bathroom. He was taking a bath. He said something like "As you can see, I'm a bit busy so I got my maid to answer the door". She was outta there. If you're decent looking and have a pulse, he'll be in there.
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makaveli wrote: 4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)
link please...
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larsmcbrain666 wrote:
makaveli wrote: 4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)
link please...
I'll see what I can do. It's been a couple of years since I've seen it. Give me some time.
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1.Synester Gates
2.Ville Valo
3.Davey Havok
4.Jyrki Linnankivi
5. Gackt
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