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If we are talking as they are today (as opposed to magically time-traveling to get fuck them while they were at their peak) there really aren't that many for me. Let's see if I can come up with 5.

In no particular order:
Nikki Sixx--yes, I'd still hit it. :wink:
Johnny Depp (I'm assuming this isn't a musicians only thing...and he actually plays guitar anyways so that doesn't matter)
Duff McKagan--mmmmmmm!!!
Ashley Purdy and Christian Coma of Black Veil Brides--I'd take them separately or I could just be the meat in a rocker sandwich! lol Bring out the handcuffs and the whipped cream! :mrgreen:
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I'm replacing Michael Fassbender with Tom Hiddleston (Loki) as I have a weakness for tall, lanky Brits with deep voices...
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I just want to marry Keri Kelli. He's so awesome!
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Ricky Nelson
Dean Martin
Frank Sinatra
Peter Lawford

Obviously, back in the 40's-80's.
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NativeTampon wrote:I'm replacing Michael Fassbender with Tom Hiddleston (Loki) as I have a weakness for tall, lanky Brits with deep voices...
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1- Russ Parrish
2- Brian Forsythe
3- Roger Clyne
4- Dameon Aranda
5- Nicky Kay
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My first post - and what a yummy topic! Needs to be revived

1. Brent Smith - Shinedown
2. Eric Bass - Shinedown
3. Dave Grohl
4. 1989 Richie Sambora
5. 2002 - present Jon Bon Jovi
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Miyavi (Japanese rocker)
Sting
Ollie Herman (ex Crashdiet singer)
Channing Tatum
Charlie Hunnam
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1. Prince
2. Gerard Bulter
3. Robert Downey Jnr
4. Johnny Depp
5. Hugh Jackman

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Not a rocker but #1-5: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Yummy yum.
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fastermetallicat wrote:As of right now...
1. John 5, he is SEXY.
2. Synyster Gates, gorgeous, his wife is so ugly.
3. Warren DeMartini, still so hot.
4. Matt Tuck, hot and the accent!
5. Kirk Hammett, better with age!

And if I had a time machine
1. Brian Forsythe
2. Warren DeMartini
3. David Ellefson
4. Duff McKagan
5. Dave Lombardo

Honorable Mentions: Nikki Sixx, Snake Sabo, Eric Brittingham, James Hetfield, Twiggy Ramirez, Alexi Laiho, George Lynch
So,youre into Tranny's and wtf's?
Warren DeMartini...Still hot? What leftover magazine are you accidentally reading?
Twiggy,John 5? W...T...F....? That's so...homosexually wrong.
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Right now?
Wednesday13 comes to mind.
He`s a piece of ass.

Back in "The Day"?
1) Phil Lewis
2) Jani Lane
3) Taime Downe
4) David Lee Roth
5) Steve Clark
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1) Ville Valo - HIM
2) Rob Vitacca - Lacrimas Profundere
3) Cat Casino - Deathstars
4) Chino Moreno - Deftones
5) Eric Balfour - Actor/Lead Singer (Haven/Born as Ghosts)
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MissChelle857 wrote:Phil Anselmo. I have had many a wank session kicked off courtesy of the "This Love" vid.

Tommy Lee. Goddamn. Tattoos everywhere, huge cock, and just a swagger I can't kick.

Bob "Gnarly" Meadows from A Life Once Lost. He is just the perfect combo of hardass on the mic and wicked sweet, down to earth blue eyed boy that I would just love to do dirty things to him-till the sun comes up. ;)

Jason Newstead - I've heard rumours that he's gay. But I think he's fuckable.

Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold is just SEX ON LEGS. Jesus Christ, the things I'd do to that man-rather, the things I'd let him do to me.

....and, this list has not changed. LOL. ;)
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George Lynch
Warren DeMartini
Simon Cowell
C.J. Snare
Tom Keifer
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Paul Walker
Brann Dailor
James Franco
Charlie Sheen (Farris Bulher's Day off Era)
Nikki Sixx (When he was Dating Vanity Era)
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Chris Cornell
Chris Evans - preferably with his Capt. America costume on.
James Franco
Manuel Ferrara - Google him for further knowledge
Robert Plant - age is irrelevant. He's fucking Robert Plant.
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Manuel Ferrara the adult film version of Oliver Martinez! He know his talent and went into the right industry.
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:Chris Cornell
Chris Evans - preferably with his Capt. America costume on.
James Franco
Manuel Ferrara - Google him for further knowledge
Robert Plant - age is irrelevant. He's fucking Robert Plant.
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michael fassbender
tom hardy
henry cavill
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Kristi Vanian wrote:Ricky Nelson
Dean Martin
Frank Sinatra


Obviously, back in the 40's-80's.
Obviously. Unless you're really into necrophilia ... :P
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I love those old dead guys. :mrgreen:



Can't shag dead Ricky anyways.
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Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy - he is beyond sexy IMO)
Mark Wahlberg
Colin Farrell (his accent is HOT! :twisted: )
Taime Downe (cuz he seems like he'd be a good lay)

& I am not mentioning anyone from these Boards - keeping my mouth zipped. :lol:
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Duh! How could I forget.... Steven Tyler! I still think he's sexy.
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1) Matthew McConnaughey
2) Brian Tichy
3) Doug Aldrich
4) Joe Storm
5) Timothy Olyphant
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Need I say more....


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well our mutual friend found out who "he that shall not be named" is, so i'll spill... it's Jim Root.

also adding Arejay Hale to my list even if he does make me feel like a pervy old lady because he's the same age as my oldest kid.
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These guys look like they could be lots of fun...

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LadyJaneGrey wrote:These guys look like they could be lots of fun...

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Actually those guys kinda look like they like cock. Seriously. I don't get the appeal. They are all yours! :lol:
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HippiChik wrote:
LadyJaneGrey wrote:These guys look like they could be lots of fun...

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Actually those guys kinda look like they like cock. Seriously. I don't get the appeal. They are all yours! :lol:

:lol:
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