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I found your last entries amazing, Nona. I don't think I could get that deep into it. I don't mind having a man be in charge, in fact, coming from a man I could respect, I'd appreciate it. I don't just mean sexually in charge, either. I think it's cool that you and Doc are so good together. I'm glad you found something like that for yourself.
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Well, it isn't usually that over the top. I started a game with that business the week before last with the neckties and the 45 minute absence and the soap crayon, and he had to do something really intense to retaliate. He knew I was up for it too, so there weren't very many limits. (Except for pissing in the grass, which I'm kinda wishing I'd done.) We've spent a lot of time together this week because he's going to be away for over a month starting week after next, and it's been more normal than that. There was an incident on Tuesday that might make it into the archives though.

I do love him. At this age, though, I know better than to think I could live with him. I'm not leaving my husband, we are a team. And frankly, if he knew he could have me 24 - 7 Doc would likely waste no time in finding something illicit on the side. It's his nature. At the age of 60, he's not going to change. This relationship is bittersweet to say the least.

Him being so far away is going to suck for me. I know he's not going to go five weeks without sex. I don't know what he's going to do but I do know there will be somebody. He's been nice enough to lie and tell me he's not going to be looking but I know him. I give him a week and he'll crack, maybe a doctor in the seminar he's going to be teaching, maybe a chick in the hotel bar, maybe a whore if they advance him enough cash. He'll be able to do it easily enough.
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chickenona wrote:Well, it isn't usually that over the top. I started a game with that business the week before last with the neckties and the 45 minute absence and the soap crayon, and he had to do something really intense to retaliate. He knew I was up for it too, so there weren't very many limits. (Except for pissing in the grass, which I'm kinda wishing I'd done.) We've spent a lot of time together this week because he's going to be away for over a month starting week after next, and it's been more normal than that. There was an incident on Tuesday that might make it into the archives though.

I do love him. At this age, though, I know better than to think I could live with him. I'm not leaving my husband, we are a team. And frankly, if he knew he could have me 24 - 7 Doc would likely waste no time in finding something illicit on the side. It's his nature. At the age of 60, he's not going to change. This relationship is bittersweet to say the least.

Him being so far away is going to suck for me. I know he's not going to go five weeks without sex. I don't know what he's going to do but I do know there will be somebody. He's been nice enough to lie and tell me he's not going to be looking but I know him. I give him a week and he'll crack, maybe a doctor in the seminar he's going to be teaching, maybe a chick in the hotel bar, maybe a whore if they advance him enough cash. He'll be able to do it easily enough.
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I must congratulate Nona, Itjogs, and RBO on this thread. Pure masterpiece. If my experiences weren't disastrous, I'd totally submit something. In the meantime, I'll continue to covet the others' writing abilities.
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Disastrous experiences can still drive a good story.
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I'll have to think about it. My writing skills in erotic literacy are nothing compelling....yet, those disastrous experiences were pure disappointment during my younger years, so I try avoiding those by default.

I will continue to be an avid reader of this thread. If by chance I come up with an idea, it will be on here.
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If I were twenty, it would be sad. At the age of 46, though, it's just life. I enjoy what I can of this relationship. I know it's all wrong. Right now shit is totally collapsing at home. To say we're in a bit of a money spot is putting it mildly, and obviously since now BOTH of us are sleeping with people outside the marriage, a profound change in my marriage has occurred. My marriage is still the benchmark relationship in my life. This week we found out my husband is probably headed for either a stroke or a cardiac event much worse than the one Doc went through - a physical he had to take for work revealed that his blood pressure is 220 over 110, total redline territory. Our daughter has turned her academic life around in a way that is nothing short of miraculous this year and wanted to go on a school trip to Europe at the end of the year, and we'd really wanted to be able to send her, but a look at the payment program for the trip has made it clear that this will not be possible. So we had to break her heart and tell her that she can't go. We sat down and cried together over this for a very long time. One of us is on the verge of making a confession about what at least I already know is true, that he's cheating on me and I'm cheating on him. But it's complicated. I have solid proof that there's another woman, but I believe he is totally clueless that I have another man. I have given serious thought to confronting him about this chick, but if I commit to doing that, I'd have to tell the truth about Doc and I'm not really ready to do that. Telling the truth places on the table the inevitable obligation to stop, and I don't want to stop.

As for Doc, he's had two wives and cheated on them relentlessly; oddly, however, this is the first time he's ever been involved with another man's wife. I believe he started this thing as a sort of experiment, to get a taste of what he put all those women he fucked around with when he was married through. But between his heart attack and the total collapse of his own finances this year, he's been left vulnerable in a way that he hadn't expected, and he's going through a phase where he feels like he needs me. I'd love to think it's because I'm special, I'm different than all the other women he's been with, but that is almost surely not what's going on here. He feels time running out and, being Jewish and all, he wants to punish himself for the mistakes he's made and he's fixated on me as the one who's going to help him accomplish that. Being a psychiatrist I'm sure he's figured this much out himself. He had at least some semblance of a regular relationship with an attractive young girl who was able and willing to give him all of her time and effort; he ended that relationship, he claims, to focus on me, a person whom he absolutely cannot have. Why would he do this if he really wanted a partner in his life?
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Nona, at least you're self-aware and experienced enough to not romanticize the Doc relationship. You also view your marriage with clear-eyed objectivity. That's going to be invaluable to you regardless of how things shake out down the line.
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I have a new Mistress. Her name is Kat, and she spanks like a champion. After last night's house party, we ate breakfast at Denny's (Still clad in my PVC Bridal dress) and went clothes shopping. Where we discussed a new angle of our friendship: S&M. To be more precise, I am her Sissy and she calls the shots when we go out and about. We also ironed out a schedule where I am walked in public at least twice a month (Complete in some form of dress of her choosing and restraints and leash) as well as the details of the Strap on we're getting.

After Breakfast, we go back to her place. Where she cooed and got that look in her eye. One of devious proportions.

"Grab my brush." She instructed. I compiled and fetched her brush. She then flipped me over her knee and swatted my ass with said brush until my ass was red. Mainly because of my behavior last night at the party. "You're a naughty Sissy" She breathed into my ear after making my ass candy apple red. I was turned on by this as well as her tickling my bugina. It was then she dropped the Strap On news, as well as giving me an assignment. A hand written memo of my likes and dislikes as far as S&M goes.

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Kickass! So is she taking Sugar Daddy's place or are you going to serve two masters?
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chickenona wrote:Kickass! So is she taking Sugar Daddy's place or are you going to serve two masters?
I think serving two people at the moment until I make the choice of which one.
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Can you say moar lulz? Because I can

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I want to lovingly shove a full open Vodka bottle into your hot pussy ass -- allowing the pure Vodka to enter your ass and intestines. Then quickly removing the bottle and inserting my hard cock into your booty slut pussy hole until my cum mixes with the Vodka. After my whore is fuck, a 1 inch plastic pipe is inserted in you ass and cum and Vodka flow from your sinfully slutty hole into a large crystal bowl. Then my heavily made up big hair platinum blond Bimbo Slut Whore greedily drinks and licks the contents of the crystal bowl.



My Bimbo looks so hot with her highly teased (1 foot plus) platinum blond hair and a heavy permanently made up face, that my Bimbo Fuck Whore accentuates with even more heavy make up. Two sets a long eyelashes are pumped up with volumizing mascara to give your eyelashes a “teased” look. Four sets of large rhinestone hoop earring set off your face. A fifth piercing on the right ear is connected by a rhinestone chain to a piercing in your noise. You insist on wearing red velvet shorts that look more like a thong than cheek shorts with a matching red velvet bra top, slit to pull though your large rhinestone nipple rings for all to see. Over the red velvet thong, you wear a black see through sheer nylon mesh 7 inch ultra mini. You red velvet thong show through the mini like a stop sign. Matching red velvet fingerless glove adore your hands with 9 inch red slut claws and at least 10 rings on each hand. Before we leave for the club, a white mink biker jacket with red velvet accents completes your hot outfit. In the limo, your big platinum blond hair is bobbing up and down while you suck my cock. Then my Bimbo Fuck Whore lights up a long sexy cigarette and takes long slutty drags, as she French inhales. With her long cigarette dangling from her bulbous enhance red whore lips, you are a vision of a decadent and hedonic whore. Yes Daddy’s Smokin’ Bimbo Fuck Slut Whore.



When we get to the club, I cannot keep my hands off of your huge “HH” tits, your booty ass and your slut crouch. We working our way to a dimly hallway within the club, where I force you against a wall, while pulling down you red velvet thong and lift your mesh mini to fuck you booty slut hole with my hot cock. Ramming my cock with loving force deep into your decadent pleasure hole until we both shake with pleasure. After raise your thong over your booty ass and straightening your mesh mini we find a table in a dimly lit area. After ordering a vodka for my slut, I start to rub your cock through the velvet thong. Before you start to cum, I place the glass of vodka so that the glass collects your cum. Your cum and vodka is stirred and served to your red whorey bulbous lips. Yes, you are such a Bimbo Slut Fuck Whore, feed a diet of cum and displayed in the hottest most decadent slut outfits.



By now, your velvet thong is complete off and in my pocket and my Bimbo Fuck Whore tells me that she needs to pee. I point to the red carpet in the corner of the club. White smoking a Virginia Slim, you pee in a sluttish manor on the carpet making intricate designs in the plush red carpet. Oh what a nasty Bimbo Slut Tramp --- relieving yourself on the plush red carpet with sluttish pride. The club manager comes over to watch. He seem to be more interested in your huge HH tits, bulbous enhance red whore lips, shemale extra something and booty ass that the fact that you had soiled his carpet. He offers me $8,000 for you to entertain 7 Saudi multi-millionaires in a private lounge upstairs. When we go upstairs, three other whores were already working the Saudi men. Four Saudis were interested in your hot big titted shemale body. I could tell you were so hot (this is not a job for you, but a need like eating food or a drug dependency) and you started to suck one of the men with a large cock. He pulls on your big platinum blond hair ramming his cock against the back of your throat and screaming profanities. A second man with even a larger cock started to ream you hot booty pussy ass while a third fucked your huge HH tits. An additional three Saudis take turns with the first three Saudis fucking your face, tits and ass for four hours straight with one break. Finally a seventh Saudi was intrigued with your slut pussy pole and started to suck you. What a Bimbo Fuck Whore Tramp --- the Saudis gave the permission to video tape the decadent whorey event. They each wanted a copy and I would sell copies on the internet with the Saudi men’s faces covered. When the six Saudi men and you cum, you body shakes with pleasure --- my whore’s 10 inch steel boot spikes moving wildly in the air and filthy nasty slut words scream from your red whorely bulbous fuck lips. Then the seventh Saudi and I masturbate and cum all over you. Then other six Saudis follow our lead and also masturbate and cum all over your body. After the cum dried (I would not let you wash off your cum and till before bedtime) you dress and we leave the club richer and hotter.



Rather that call the limo to pick us up, I want to parade you over to where the street whores are located. All the whores were envious of your whore, body, hair, claws and outfit. After sucking the cocks of three johns and make some addition money, I call the limo and we drive my Bimbo Slut Fuck Whore to a truck stop where you are whored out to Large Black truck drivers who fuck you for hours. With lick layers of cum staining your heavy made up and tattoed face and huge tits, your are a picture of Satan’s Kinky Concubine Whore. While driving back in the limo, your slut’s cum is vacuum pumped from your whorey ass into a crystal container for your breakfast tomorrow.



At home, Daddy turns on the e-camera to allow your online members to view your whorey ways. Tonight you sleep in a large plush black velvet lounge with a huge gold mechanical dildo sticking from the lounge --- just right for deep penetration into your whore booty pussy ass hole. You’re so excited to sleep with the huge mechanical dildo in your ass --- pumping in and out --- around and around. For extra pleasure and loving pain, electrodes are attached to each tit piercing, your 7 karat cock ring and each slut ball. The huge gold metal mechanical dildo is also a electrode. After strapping you into your Bimbo Slut Whore’s lounge, Daddy, turns on the mechanical dildo fuck machine and the high voltage electrical stimulation to all the whore’s slut parts. The speed, motion and electrical stimulation are adjusted by Daddy to maximize the sinful pleasure and loving pain so that my Bimbo Slut Whore shakes with decadent pleasure of being Satan‘s Concubine --- spewing cum across your bed room from the intense kinky and hedonistic experience. After being induced to cum seven times --- by the last time no more cum is ejected and the loving pain increases --- my nasty tramp whore falls a sleep in her mechanical fuck lounge. Another day of sinful decadent pleasure that only a true Bimbo Slut Whore with huge tits, skimpy slut outfits, ultra large teased platinum blond hair and heavy whore make up could pray for.



Love, Joe



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Hahaha, dude has a very specific vision.
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I know! Getting emails from this dude not only slightly turns me on, but its also hilarious as all get out. I dunno about peeing on a carpet though. I'll sweet talk him into Depends instead and go the Katey route.
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I like how detailed he is with the colors and dimensions of the hair, makeup and outfits. I get a huge kick out of how specific he is about the oddest details. And how each message gets a little bit weirder.
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By the beard of Zeus this thread is fucking dead.

Anyway, there's a Fetish Ball next weekend. Kat and I will be in attendance. Before we go though, she is going to dress me, have my nails done and get some earrings and shit to look proper.
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This thread will soon be moving on to bigger and better things.

Today's my last day with Doc for six weeks.
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Wow, what happened?

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I'm off gathering "real world" experience, and this thread goes down the shitter...NEVAR!!!!

Chicke....tell us a story. Please??
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I'll probably have something to post in the next couple of days about what happened yesterday morning before Doc left. I'm going to be working on another project too though, so it might not be till like Monday.
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*Bump*

I'm a wicked tease, ain't I? :twisted:
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Hahaha, it's alive!
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Hell yes. I can't wait to read the second part.

This thread has been without good porn for a long time. This is a good way to come out of the drought.

It's a really rare gift to be able to describe kisses and the effect they can have on a person. I know I can't really do it.
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chickenona wrote:Hell yes. I can't wait to read the second part.

This thread has been without good porn for a long time. This is a good way to come out of the drought.

It's a really rare gift to be able to describe kisses and the effect they can have on a person. I know I can't really do it.
Thanks so much for your compliment... :D

I'll be posting the second part in a couple of days, and it's a real doozy LOL
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chickenona wrote:As long as he leaves the power tools at home, I'm down.

Meh. American Psycho still makes me hot.
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:lol: Reading Eye Weekly today and the back page had a Rejected Letters to Penthouse section. I saw this one and thought immediately of this thread.
Dear Penthouse:
My husband and I have been married for 17 years. Reading your sexy stories aloud to each other has pretty much been as kinky as our regular Midwestern sex life ever got, until last week, when we were inspired to take things in a slightly spicier direction.

First, let me describe myself. I’m 54 years old, and I’ve always considered myself fairly good looking — my friends have been known to call me “matronly.” I’m five-foot-four and weigh 155 pounds. My chocolate brown curls have gone gray in streaks over the past few years, and let’s just say that the carpet matches the salt-and-pepper drapes. My rack is an impressive 34EEE, my pendulous boobs the shape of inverted pears hanging down below my bottom ribs, wrinkled like helium balloons about a week after the party, with nipples like leathery thimbles. My belly and my thighs are wrinkled like the neck of a turkey (gobble, gobble, my husband says).

Last week, after reading some steamy letters to Penthouse, I was inspired to explore my exhibitionist side. We called the local pizza parlour and ordered a medium pie with extra sausage. Thirty-five minutes later, with my Viagra-enhanced husband watching from inside the clothes closet, I answered the door wearing nothing but a smile.

“Well hi there,” I said to the hunky college student delivering our sausage pie. “Looks like you caught me a bit underdressed.”

“Oh, um,” he said, looking around cutely behind him and off to the side. “Um, do you want to get a robe or something?”

“No, that’s OK. I have nothing to hide. Why don’t you give me a special delivery.”

He looked at his feet and held out the pizza. “That’ll be $17.”

“Isn’t it free if it’s longer than 30 minutes?” I purred playfully.

He scratched his head and turned so I could admire his cut young body in semi-profile as he examined the tree in our front yard. “No, that’s a different chain.”

“Oh.” I said, erotically cradling my breasts like delicious bags of baking potatoes. “Well why don’t you come in here and wait a minute while I look around for my wallet. I think I left it under the couch.”

He looked nearly sickened by the excitement. I licked my lips. “You know what,” he said, his face turning green. “That’s OK. You can have it free.”

The poor boy put the pizza on the floor and turned to hurry back towards his car. “Wait,” I shouted after him. “Don’t you want your tip?” He was obviously flustered and overwhelmed by my mature, womanly charms as he shouted “I have other deliveries to make,” and then got into his car and squealed his tires as he drove away.

My husband came out of the closet with five inches of firm sausage of his own, and proceeded to take me right there, in the foyer. After he finished, we opened the pizza box and took a slice each.

“Well,” he said.

“That kind of sucked, didn’t it,” I said.

“Yeah. Was worth a try though, I guess,” he said. And the pizza? It was delicious.

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my pendulous boobs the shape of inverted pears hanging down below my bottom ribs, wrinkled like helium balloons about a week after the party, with nipples like leathery thimbles. My belly and my thighs are wrinkled like the neck of a turkey (gobble, gobble, my husband says).


:shock: It really is different strokes for different folks.

Actually, for all it's worth, it was pretty funny.
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Just read an interesting article...would you shell out $500,000 to $1,000,000 for a robot mate to fuck?

Pay nearly $5,000 for a television to watch 3D porn?

Buy a box that literally rocks your cock to porn?

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/CES/hi ... id=9511040
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Not bad, still trying to figure out how I feel about the plot twist at the end. I'm still looking forward to the second half of the femdom one though.
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