NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[Wikkedsyn]

Ok. Roughly finished a Hand That Feeds parody. I have yet another one I want to try writing. But here goes. Helps to have the music playing in the background and read it by syllable.




I Like Big Fat Titties

Another one just leapt
Cuz I whined
Drink your Kool Aid - cut in verticle lines
My sheep will do
As they're told
I'm a cranky fart, want action cuz it's boring and it's old

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Those big chunky babes
Are my faves
Screw that tranny ho I fucking overpaid
Metal Sludge
I can not find
I'm fucking banned again mother fuckers they have crossed the line

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Can't believe
I can't bitch and rant and whank off in my black jeans
Damn this ban
But I'll keep stalking on and on and on and on!

Can I be the hand that feeds you
I will beg you on my knees



Ok....sorta creepy, but I got a freakishly good giggle out of it


Now to work on the OTHER version

LOL A+++. Awesome!!

[citrinecastle]

Ok. Roughly finished a Hand That Feeds parody. I have yet another one I want to try writing. But here goes. Helps to have the music playing in the background and read it by syllable.




I Like Big Fat Titties

Another one just leapt
Cuz I whined
Drink your Kool Aid - cut in verticle lines
My sheep will do
As they're told
I'm a cranky fart, want action cuz it's boring and it's old

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Those big chunky babes
Are my faves
Screw that tranny ho I fucking overpaid
Metal Sludge
I can not find
I'm fucking banned again mother fuckers they have crossed the line

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Can't believe
I can't bitch and rant and whank off in my black jeans
Damn this ban
But I'll keep stalking on and on and on and on!

Can I be the hand that feeds you
I will beg you on my knees



Ok....sorta creepy, but I got a freakishly good giggle out of it


Now to work on the OTHER version

LOL A+++. Awesome!!

Thankee! Should I continue with a version of him feeding Q and her shoe buying fetish? As per your request? This thread needs some laughs damn it. It's getting droll.

Christ, can't believe I actually used the word droll. I sound like a stuffy old prude serving tea and crumpets in her fucking drawing room.

[tangram20]

Ding Dong-Horse Dong Calderoney dear, Trent hates you.

Best Wishes!

[Onions]

Trent should write a book of some of the hate mail and posts he recieved and give the proceeds to his favorite charity

Trent is his favourite fucking charity. "Boo and hoo. The world shat on me, yet I was still able to rise to brilliance all while transvestites sucked on my dick."

[IloveMetalSludge]

People don't rise to brilliance they are born that way. Where is my compa CherokeePony, we are one of the same and she qualified to work for the Kenny Kingston network. Read between that one.

[Wikkedsyn]

LOL A+++. Awesome!!

Thankee! Should I continue with a version of him feeding Q and her shoe buying fetish? As per your request? This thread needs some laughs damn it. It's getting droll.

Christ, can't believe I actually used the word droll. I sound like a stuffy old prude serving tea and crumpets in her fucking drawing room.

LOL that could make for some funny reading! Sprinkles, wonky eye look, maybe even throw in "tony". lol

[Orionslavegirl1]

Ok. Roughly finished a Hand That Feeds parody. I have yet another one I want to try writing. But here goes. Helps to have the music playing in the background and read it by syllable.




I Like Big Fat Titties

Another one just leapt
Cuz I whined
Drink your Kool Aid - cut in verticle lines
My sheep will do
As they're told
I'm a cranky fart, want action cuz it's boring and it's old

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Those big chunky babes
Are my faves
Screw that tranny ho I fucking overpaid
Metal Sludge
I can not find
I'm fucking banned again mother fuckers they have crossed the line

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Can't believe
I can't bitch and rant and whank off in my black jeans
Damn this ban
But I'll keep stalking on and on and on and on!

Can I be the hand that feeds you
I will beg you on my knees



Ok....sorta creepy, but I got a freakishly good giggle out of it


Now to work on the OTHER version

Sing along time!!!

[svgshadowhunter]

well fuckin hell.......
gone again, and no keggie, ALJ, ALOC, Grendel or Chicke to give it the epic beginning it once had.

Keep your name out of my mouth whore before I knife your tires again. Trent and I are doing fine and we don't need psychics like you stalking us, tweeting about our every move and talking shit. We're happy, DEAL WITH IT!




P.S. Grendel will always be a cum dumpster slut!

KeG! you four faced sack of spooge! I was on YOUR side inthis sordid fucking pie fest! That was MY ass in Grendel's neighbor's tree with the duct tape and dildo waitring for her skank ass to get home!

Fuck you ! I'd call you a douchebag, but that would imply you're familar with female hygenic products, something I have heard isn't the case at all!

[xelectricbloomx]

I was 10+ pages behind on the old thread after a really busy week and I intended to catch up on it tonight! All those missed posts, what a shame.

There was some absolute *gold* in that thread. Sigh.

[apple_of_soddom]

oh lookie our boy is on dlisted again !

http://www.dlisted.com/node/33207

[artsparkle]

oh lookie our boy is on dlisted again !

http://www.dlisted.com/node/33207

Bai Ling would be preferable over Mariqueef.




Edit: Foed the dingaling-- much better now.

[artsparkle]

Ok. Roughly finished a Hand That Feeds parody. I have yet another one I want to try writing. But here goes. Helps to have the music playing in the background and read it by syllable.




I Like Big Fat Titties

Another one just leapt
Cuz I whined
Drink your Kool Aid - cut in verticle lines
My sheep will do
As they're told
I'm a cranky fart, want action cuz it's boring and it's old

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Those big chunky babes
Are my faves
Screw that tranny ho I fucking overpaid
Metal Sludge
I can not find
I'm fucking banned again mother fuckers they have crossed the line

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Can't believe
I can't bitch and rant and whank off in my black jeans
Damn this ban
But I'll keep stalking on and on and on and on!

Can I be the hand that feeds you
I will beg you on my knees



Ok....sorta creepy, but I got a freakishly good giggle out of it


Now to work on the OTHER version

LOL Good one, (even though I haven't heard "Hand That Feeds" in so long I can't remember how the melody goes).

[bronzecookie81]

Went to D-Listed and saw these comments....I choked on my juice because I was laughin so hard.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:32am.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is it with his velour sweatsuit? He looks like one of the fucking Golden Girls.

Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:37am.
"It depresses me to think my art and life's work can attract this kind of scum…"

To think that he actually dotted those i's and crossed those t's without a hint of irony. Take a Zoloft you'll feel better

[amouthfulofsin220]

Hold the fuck on here...

Who exactly was wearing a velour sweatsuit??

Please tell me it wasn't the Rez. He's already exceeded allowable fashion crimes for the year with the skin tight shorts, the white pants (before Memorial Day, to boot ), the Members Only style jacket and the horrendous suit he wore to the Webby's...

*facepalm*

Poor, poor thing...

Edit: Ohhhhh. The pic was from an old performance where he was wearing a beat up hoodie and an unkempt looking beard. The first time I saw that I wanted to go at him with a Schick Quattro and some shaving cream...

These comments were funny:

Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:02am
Do you not see the sheer sublime poetry in lines like "I want to fuck you like an animal"? Lyrics like these are meant to attract the sophisticated and learned.

Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:03am.
Didn't this guy make a snuff film so disturbing only boys trying to be macho watch it for bragging rights?

Just curious, because if it is him, then it's fucking hilarious that he can be so sensitive about those trolls, but completely okay with some very sordid shit.

[LonelyGirl]

amouthful, i think i can do a better job than you of what happened to the old thread, and i'm doing it off the cuff

a few nights ago...at a hotel room in Paris, France

Trent is thinking"must think of more ways to get back at these people, these scum"
queef asks"cum fuck me trent
trent"ughhh reluctantly he humps her body a few times, but his mind is already thinking of andreaurban fox and how much he loves her. what can i do to make her notice me, she turns me on so much?"
"it turns out that andrea and ponder rosa are the same person. everyone is the same person, my deluded mind says they are the same person...it must be true!"
he hurries up and finishes after 5 minutes of screwing the queef, tiring of looking at her easily. he goes over to the corner and goes to the laptop to go after andrea with his two new twitter account, everyone8080 and probablecause01
if andrea can be two people at once, so can i."

queef says,"oh honey can we screw over some sprinkles cupcakes?"
trent answers, "not now mariqueef, i'm busy. go away, take my platimum american express credit card and go shopping at la louvre. ok i am busy ya hear." meanwhile he is preoccipied with andrea....
meanwhile in trent's mind "i know what i'll do. i will retweet something andrea said about ERIC even though she didn't really say it, and RT it several times to attract attention. people will think it's her. BWAHAHA.
I'm going to make an EXAMPLE of you andrea, i will make you famous wait and see. i put her name up on nin.com and it worked. no one will ever be on her side now and will just ignore her, and i will delete my twitters i made as trolls so no one will know about them. unremarkable people leading unremarkable lives....you'll see. bunch of pathetic nobodies. i've won i've won he types to himself several times

[artsparkle]

Check out what Marilyn Manson said here http://www.twentyfourbit.com/post/15268 ... us-of-kurt:

And the feud rages on. We’ve mentioned Trent Reznor’s calling his former partner in crime a “dopey clown” a couple of times now, and at long last Marilyn Manson himself has joined the fray with some barbs of his own.

The Herald Sun quotes Manson as saying, “Since I’ve known Trent he’s always let his jealousy and bitterness for other people get in the way. I’m not talking about me — I sat back and watched him be jealous of Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan and a lot of other musicians in the past. I just don’t find the time to do that. I stopped thinking about him a while back, but I know that every day I have a song played that money will go to him, forever.”

Seems kind of cyclical to me – remember their falling-out in the late nineties and Nine Inch Nails’ subsequent anthem “Starfuckers, Inc.,” which was, depending on the article, a jab at Manson? I do. Just saying.

Not all ties are severed, though. “As long as I have a record deal it will be attached to him financially. In the words of his own song, you shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you — you should take that hand and punch yourself in the face.”


Damn! He's got more sense than Fluffernutter. Aww, Trent #FAILFAILFAILFAILTOTALFAIL

[citrinecastle]

The other version of Hand That Feeds

The Queef He Feeds

Prefer them dumb and deaf
But she's mine
Serve her crabcakes and some rank vintage wine
But her damn shoes
Cost a dime
Stuart Weitzman tanzanite heels 2 million
heels made of gold

Engraved suede pumps Pollini
Satin velvet D&Gs
Some leather pumps from BeeBees
Bitch stop buying shoes please please
You've got enough fucking geez
Have some eggs with chocolate


Have some fucking grapes
With mayonaise
Some salsa and chips with the turds TONY laid
And some fudge
Which I have found
One dollar pizzas, belgian waffles, go eat more my wonky eye ho


Engraved suede pumps Pollini
Satin velvet D&Gs
Some leather pumps from BeeBees
Bitch stop buying shoes please please
You've got enough fucking geez
Have some eggs with chocolate


Eat goat cheese
Steak, fried chicken, gravy, cupcakes, and some black beans
No more shoes
I'll keep feeding her bon bons and more and more bon bons!

Need to stop her from buying shoes
Spoon feed her some old head cheese

[citrinecastle]

I think my next song rewrite should be "I Wanna Fuck You In My Garanimals"

http://www.garanimals.com/

[Orionslavegirl1]

goddamn you citrine!

Fucking...hurts...from...laughing

[Wikkedsyn]

Went to D-Listed and saw these comments....I choked on my juice because I was laughin so hard.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:32am.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is it with his velour sweatsuit? He looks like one of the fucking Golden Girls.

Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:37am.
"It depresses me to think my art and life's work can attract this kind of scum…"

To think that he actually dotted those i's and crossed those t's without a hint of irony. Take a Zoloft you'll feel better

I laughed at the Zoloft one too. Does he know that his medication and booze don't mix?! lol Could explain his random outbursts and crybaby fits.

[Wikkedsyn]

The other version of Hand That Feeds

The Queef He Feeds

Prefer them dumb and deaf
But she's mine
Serve her crabcakes and some rank vintage wine
But her damn shoes
Cost a dime
Stuart Weitzman tanzanite heels 2 million
heels made of gold

Engraved suede pumps Pollini
Satin velvet D&Gs
Some leather pumps from BeeBees
Bitch stop buying shoes please please
You've got enough fucking geez
Have some eggs with chocolate


Have some fucking grapes
With mayonaise
Some salsa and chips with the turds TONY laid
And some fudge
Which I have found
One dollar pizzas, belgian waffles, go eat more my wonky eye ho


Engraved suede pumps Pollini
Satin velvet D&Gs
Some leather pumps from BeeBees
Bitch stop buying shoes please please
You've got enough fucking geez
Have some eggs with chocolate


Eat goat cheese
Steak, fried chicken, gravy, cupcakes, and some black beans
No more shoes
I'll keep feeding her bon bons and more and more bon bons!

Need to stop her from buying shoes
Spoon feed her some old head cheese

LOL you outdid yourself I think!!! Awesome work Citrine!!
Can't wait for the next one.

I think with Lonely's writings, and your songs..it would make for a good book!

[citrinecastle]

I had to look up all those damn shoes that I found in an Elle mag. Hell, I'm a flip flop or barefoot kinda chick.

Have to admit though...the tanzanite heels for 2 mill were pretty awesome. Who the fuck can afford that shit?


http://fashionworld.vox.com/library/pos ... ndals.html

[lolo66]

I had to look up all those damn shoes that I found in an Elle mag. Hell, I'm a flip flop or barefoot kinda chick.

Have to admit though...the tanzanite heels for 2 mill were pretty awesome. Who the fuck can afford that shit?


http://fashionworld.vox.com/library/pos ... ndals.html

Oh really?? Here I was pretty impressed with your fashion knowledge.
Those songs were great BTW.

[citrinecastle]

I had to look up all those damn shoes that I found in an Elle mag. Hell, I'm a flip flop or barefoot kinda chick.

Have to admit though...the tanzanite heels for 2 mill were pretty awesome. Who the fuck can afford that shit?


http://fashionworld.vox.com/library/pos ... ndals.html

Oh really?? Here I was pretty impressed with your fashion knowledge.
Those songs were great BTW.

Hahahaha! If only you knew. My mother still picks out my clothes (and I'm glad to let her do it if she's buying it). My fashion sense would make a blind gay guy cry. When I visit my parents every few years the woman tears through my suitcase and screeches at me and I get the whole, "THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU!" thing. I'm the biggest slob ever. Unless I am wearing all black...black I can coordinate. Just can't wear it around HER....last time I did, I ended up coming home with a completely PINK wardrobe ("PINK IS THE NEW BLACK" )

I intend to bring up the tanzanite shoes to her. Might get her off my back for a week.


And thanks! Working on a Closer rewrite.

[dustbunny]

Ok. Roughly finished a Hand That Feeds parody. I have yet another one I want to try writing. But here goes. Helps to have the music playing in the background and read it by syllable.




I Like Big Fat Titties

Another one just leapt
Cuz I whined
Drink your Kool Aid - cut in verticle lines
My sheep will do
As they're told
I'm a cranky fart, want action cuz it's boring and it's old

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Those big chunky babes
Are my faves
Screw that tranny ho I fucking overpaid
Metal Sludge
I can not find
I'm fucking banned again mother fuckers they have crossed the line

And I really can't believe
I'm not worshipped by chubbies
Cuz I love their fat titties
I like them plump chunkies
But I'll never let them see
Cuz I'm a hypocrite

Can't believe
I can't bitch and rant and whank off in my black jeans
Damn this ban
But I'll keep stalking on and on and on and on!

Can I be the hand that feeds you
I will beg you on my knees

LMAO...fucking brilliant



Ok....sorta creepy, but I got a freakishly good giggle out of it


Now to work on the OTHER version

[dustbunny]

Courtesy of the insider...

STUPID TRENT (with apologies to RICK JAMES)

He’s a very stupid dude,
The kind who attracts jeering laughter
He will never live this nightmare down
Once he gets up off his *ss, ow Trent
He likes this gross girl in this band
She says that Trent is all-nine flavors
When She makes her move to his house it's the wrong time
She's an easy lay to please
{Refrain}

That star is pretty dumb now
His name is stupid Trent
The kind of star you hear about
On Twitter & Internet
His girl is pretty sleazy
His girl's a dumb *ss freak
I really start to hate them
Every time they Tweet
He’s not right, she's not right
That Trent’s not right you see, yeah

He’s a stupid Trent, stupid Trent
Shes dumb and sleezy, ew.
Stupid Trent, Stupid Trent
(repeat ad nauseum)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Who the fuck doesn't spell out the word ass?

[citrinecastle]

Oh that was great! I'm ashamed I never thought of it! Superfreak!

[dustbunny]

Who the fuck doesn't spell out the word ass?

Um...people who post on the Insider because they omit anything that remotely looks like a curse word.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Why? Are they some splinter Puritan faction of Trentards?