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I guess her and the dude from Gwar really did date. I though she was just some groupie hook up. Her twitter reads:

Ugh Heroin :( Lost another to this dumb drug. Dave "Oderus" Brockie was a goodfriend/Ex of mine that lost the war with it :(
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[/quote] hooked up with him recently and the sex lasted about 15 seconds. It was really short. I think he likes the blowjobs because he doesn't have any stamina for sex. And he certainly doesn't have any stamina for returning the favor, which means he is not much of a lay these days. It would be funny if all his mistresses came out of the woodwork like they did with Tiger Woods. I would get a laugh out of that.[/quote]


He probably doesn't have any stamina because he is probably was/is on drugs. I think cocaine does that to you? I can't remember which drug(s) it is. I did hear that he was trying to get clean? everyone knows Manson and Twiggy were big into coke and speed back in the day (I don't know how much now).
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holy crap. now she is asking fans if she could sleep on their couch. damn, this bitch can't get a hotel? I guess she is broke?!? what do you think?


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Do any of my followers live around this address? I need a couch :)
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melissazombie wrote:I guess her and the dude from Gwar really did date. I though she was just some groupie hook up.
When I started this thread, by date, I meant "date".

It creeps me out that she's dropping his name for attention now that he's dead.

It also creeps me out that she pretends she moved to Los Angeles when she was already 20-years-old.
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https://twitter.com/MissLaneyC/status/4 ... 7963217921

https://twitter.com/MissLaneyC/status/4 ... 5575998465

And in today's Twitter drama:
Laney and friends realize fake accounts have been created of them.
BTW Laney's one 'friend' goes by the name Manzin and looks like a younger Marilyn Manson. Kind of weird all around.
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you guys missed it when she was begging fans on Twitter to buy her shit from her & Twiggys wedding registry. It was all Hello Kitty/girly shit.


I was actually talking to a friend of mine who lives in L.A. and hangs around the same circles as Laney. He said that he is surprised that Twiggy is getting married. I mean we all know how much of a slut he is, lol. He isn't the "settled down" type or maybe I'm wrong.
He also said that she is a sweet girl, but really immature, childish. He hinted that maybe something happened to her in childhood. Maybe that is why she is always trying to get attention for old men rockstars, lol.

I do know she writes on her Twitter how her sister just lost custody of her son because she has been a heroin addict for many years. Who writes that for the whole world to see? Is that anyone's business that your sister is a heroin addict?
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you guys missed it when she was begging fans on Twitter to buy her shit from her & Twiggys wedding registry. It was all Hello Kitty/girly shit.


I was actually talking to a friend of mine who lives in L.A. and hangs around the same circles as Laney. He said that he is surprised that Twiggy is getting married. I mean we all know how much of a slut he is, lol. He isn't the "settled down" type or maybe I'm wrong.
He also said that she is a sweet girl, but really immature, childish. He hinted that maybe something happened to her in childhood. Maybe that is why she is always trying to get attention for old men rockstars, lol.

I do know she writes on her Twitter how her sister just lost custody of her son because she has been a heroin addict for many years. Who writes that for the whole world to see? Is that anyone's business that your sister is a heroin addict?
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twiggy and Laney are offically married.. for those who care.
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melissazombie wrote:twiggy and Laney are offically married.. for those who care.
Mmm....says what; her Twitter page? Well okay then, congratulations!






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Mmm....says what; her Twitter page? Well okay then, congratulations!






I guess. I'm friends with some of Twiggy's friends and they are posting pictures from their wedding.






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Was Manson at the wedding? I know Fred Sablan was a groomsman. Laney's dress/hair was hideous.
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yeah. he was. Manson looks like shit these days. I saw it on instagram. Is there a way you can share photos on here??
yeah. The dress was really awkward in a bad way. I think she was going for the whole Marie Antoinette thing. I mean who wears a purple wig to their wedding? to each it's own i guess. My future wedding its going to be pretty weird.
Let's see how long this will last because everyone knows he is a huge man whore.
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melissazombie wrote:yeah. he was. I saw it on instagram. Is there a way you can share photos on here??
yeah. The dress was really awkward in a bad way. I think she was going for the whole Marie Antoinette thing. Let's see how long this will last because everyone knows he is a huge man whore.
You have to host the image on imgur or photobucket or something. Yeah, I feel like he's definitely fucked a bunch of her suicide girl friends lol.
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Manson was there, lol

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melissazombie wrote:Manson was there, lol

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MM looks less wretched than he has looked in a long while.
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The purple hair doesn't bother me; THAT dress on the other hand is awful! So Melissa; was this a real wedding or a spiritual union type of event?
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is Twiggy Mexican?
anyway, Dave Navarro was at the wedding with his creepy ass fame whoring girlfriend too.
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http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Laney-an ... 3/41623773

What the fu......

So she's registered at Bed Bath & Beyond, Target, and Amazon and MM was Twiggy's best man.

Wait...did Dee Snyder perform the 'ceremony'?
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Holy Fuck!!!



Jeordie and bride may have beat the Rez and Queenie in the tacky department. Damn!
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What are those dots on her back?
Is it true they had Hello Kitty wedding cake toppers?
Dee Snider was there.
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nycrue wrote:is Twiggy Mexican?
anyway, Dave Navarro was at the wedding with his creepy ass fame whoring girlfriend too.

hahaha. omg. this is hilarious. :D is she a "model?" like all chicks in L.A. or NY claim
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holy shit. I didn't see the bridemaid's outfits/hair. wow. Thanks for sharing..

I kinda like the whole pastel color thing.. but the shoes and the worst... the hair...

I'm not sure if it was a real wedding or a civil union thing.
to the person who posted her registry--- is she begging fans to buy her stuff again?

and did she get implants?? look at the last picture. It looks like she actually has boobs.
Is it me?? maybe a really really padded bra.


I wonder if they will start having kids. It seems all the rockstars are doing it.
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purplrex wrote:http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Laney-an ... 3/41623773

What the fu......

So she's registered at Bed Bath & Beyond, Target, and Amazon and MM was Twiggy's best man.

Wait...did Dee Snyder perform the 'ceremony'?
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Kerry King's (Slayer) wife was a bridesmaid.
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http://www.amazingregistry.com/wedding- ... a=80601685

Laney Parkhurst and Jeordie White's Wedding Registry
Shipping Address: Jeordie White - West Hollywood, CA
Event Date: July 26, 2014
Couples' Style: Zen, Black, Brown, Charcoal, Buddha

Another wedding registry for the newlyweds. Everything from high end electronics to black skull candles and Hello Kitty ice cube trays.

Someone actually bought them this:
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been saying for forever that ol Jeordie looks like he's a brother of Marq Torien. srsly wtf? dude was hot 20 years ago. looks like a totally different guy. this chick is pretty young too.
tackiest wedding is true.
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The photo of the bridesmaids is hilarious. Apparently there were no mirrors around.
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nycrue wrote:been saying for forever that ol Jeordie looks like he's a brother of Marq Torien. srsly wtf? dude was hot 20 years ago. looks like a totally different guy. this chick is pretty young too.
tackiest wedding is true.
OMG he does! :lol:

Yeah this makes my cousin's backwoods wedding in his backyard look classy in comparison. How white trash can you get?

And LOL about Dave's GF. Lexus Amanda is her name and she's a huge famewhore. Almost worse than Laney!
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all the bridemaids hair. lord have mercy. the girl on the end is Kerry King's wife, i believe. One of them is because her name was on the list. Their shoes don't match either. One has a white pair, the other purple, the other blue. tacky.
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