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warmleatherette wrote:The press and on E! THS Rock Star Wives mentioned that these two yahoos were married for 7 years but the divorce filing says differ.

http://tinyurl.com/ygd6vds

Unless these two yahoos are trying to reign in publicity like Prick!...opps I mean Pink! and his wife Carey Hart by splitting up for press.
Sounds like the real thing- an actual break-up.
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Good, now I can watch porn with her in it, and not see that tattooed douchebag.
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Why is she asking for spousal support? She has plenty of money of her own.
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I"m sure he was in control of the money..he seems like *that* guy and she seemed dumb and in love enough at that time to let him be. She probably wants some of that money back...not to mention the DVDS they've produced where he more than likely took the biggest chunk of the proceeds. He always treated her like a pimp treats his Ho...she broke her back, and he collected. Then, only guy on girl scenes with him. LAME.
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they divorced either cause her snatch is toooooo big or his pecker is toooooooo small

she's in porno........her mouth and snatch have seen more cock than a urinal
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bronzecookie81 wrote:I"m sure he was in control of the money..he seems like *that* guy and she seemed dumb and in love enough at that time to let him be. She probably wants some of that money back...not to mention the DVDS they've produced where he more than likely took the biggest chunk of the proceeds. He always treated her like a pimp treats his Ho...she broke her back, and he collected. Then, only guy on girl scenes with him. LAME.
Blackie Onassis wrote:Why is she asking for spousal support? She has plenty of money of her own.
It is crazy to think she let him control her like that. I wonder if she still has her Hello Kitty shrine room. That was cool. My wife went nuts!
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I know, right?? It's completely crazy. I wonder if it even dawned on her while it was occuring that he really was her pimp??.....
He's controlling and downright crazy. Who in the hell did he really think wanted to see *him* fuck Tera?? She's going to go crazy on camera when she gets some new dick that isn't funsized in the near future.

The room was cool. That whole house was cool.

DimeBagRIP wrote: It is crazy to think she let him control her like that. I wonder if she still has her Hello Kitty shrine room. That was cool. My wife went nuts!
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I'm sure that house will be sold now!
But yeah Evan was definately difficult to say the least. some of Club Tera's other pornstars were either fired or quit because of Evan "mistreating" them. Took Evan and Tera to court even.
They're both trashy.
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She's hardly the victim here. Last I heard, doing porn was optional. And doesn't she have a nursing degree?
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i love to watch well known female porn stars try to persuade people how professional they can be and want people to them seriously. Thats a tough move.
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Cool thing she is free on the market.
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JDoom wrote:Good, now I can watch porn with her in it, and not see that tattooed douchebag.
:D

Agreed...he is no looker whatsoever and his penis is pretty small.

Tera was quite the beauty but I think since she hooked up with Evan Seinfield she went over board on the ink and now she looks pretty gross with that sleave. Some women can carry tatts pretty well, however the sleave on Tera looks really ghetto.
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While I agree that Evan is not the hottest guy on earth. He does NOT have a small penis. By any means.
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Knew this wouldn't last.

oh and...FYI

While at Boise State, Patrick earned an AAS degree in nursing and a BS in Biology

DAMN, she's got some BRAINS too! Nursing AND Biology?? Wow. sweeet.
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Blackie Onassis wrote:Why is she asking for spousal support? She has plenty of money of her own.
Could be because property rights are in dispute. If they rule in his favor on the rights then the spousal support would be the only way she'd get fundage.
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Blackie Onassis wrote:Why is she asking for spousal support? She has plenty of money of her own.
Could be because property rights are in dispute. If they rule in his favor on the rights then the spousal support would be the only way she'd get fundage.

Ah, cheers for clearing that up.
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Most marriages that are under 10 years the woman does not get spousal support.
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Porn wife just 'didn't like sex'

Tera Patrick's ex-husband, Evan Seinfeld, is striking back at her claim that he chose continuing to do porn over his marriage to her. "I'm very grateful to have worked with her, but I'm disappointed in the way she's handling things," Seinfeld told us. "It was a very amicable split, so this feels like a cheap shot." Seinfeld, who starred in HBO's "Oz" and who produces events for Hell's Kitchen strip club HeadQuarters, adds, "While it was great that we were the 'First Couple' of porn, the fact is Tera hates the industry. She's not a sexual person. We barely had sex in our own marriage. She's desperate to break into the mainstream, and just wants to generate press." He continued, "I didn't choose porn over her. Our marriage had a lot of holes in it, despite what she claims. I chose freedom." Seinfeld's personal Web site, RockStarPornStar.com, launches next week.
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Evan is an asshole, but I believe this is 100% the truth. You can look at some of her nonchalant and unenthusiastic performances and see she's just not *that* crazy about sex and it was a means to an end for her. It's amazing though how some of these people actually believe they can build a lasting relationship in the porn industry or music industry which is just as nasty....and didn't she fuck Evan the first time she met him picking him up from the airport?? Oh yeah....that's meant to last forever. Shut up Evan.
Lydia wrote:Porn wife just 'didn't like sex'

Tera Patrick's ex-husband, Evan Seinfeld, is striking back at her claim that he chose continuing to do porn over his marriage to her. "I'm very grateful to have worked with her, but I'm disappointed in the way she's handling things," Seinfeld told us. "It was a very amicable split, so this feels like a cheap shot." Seinfeld, who starred in HBO's "Oz" and who produces events for Hell's Kitchen strip club HeadQuarters, adds, "While it was great that we were the 'First Couple' of porn, the fact is Tera hates the industry. She's not a sexual person. We barely had sex in our own marriage. She's desperate to break into the mainstream, and just wants to generate press." He continued, "I didn't choose porn over her. Our marriage had a lot of holes in it, despite what she claims. I chose freedom." Seinfeld's personal Web site, RockStarPornStar.com, launches next week.
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Wow. All of you who keep claiming Evan has a small penis have never seen it or need some lasik eye surgery.
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Lydia wrote:Porn wife just 'didn't like sex'

"She's not a sexual person. We barely had sex in our own marriage."
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warmleatherette wrote:Food for thought, maybe us girls that think Evan is mall is used to men that are in the Lexington Steele and Peter Steele range of cock size. :wink:
TravisBickelsMohawk wrote:Wow. All of you who keep claiming Evan has a small penis have never seen it or need some lasik eye surgery.
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I was at the book store the other day and Tera has her autobiography on books shelves.
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did it *just* come out?
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i think it just came out recently.
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Evan's cock is not small..
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has anyone got tera book recently?

I would like another reader opinion before i buy it.
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JDoom wrote:Good, now I can watch porn with her in it, and not see that tattooed douchebag.

Bingo. Watching that dude hammer away at her makes me nauseous.
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She probably got tired of his little dick
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