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So, tonight my housemate was screwing his ugly bird, she was making so much noise I nearly went up and put her out of her misery.

How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?

Why do I want to know? I'm sick

None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.

LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.

Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.

saracapri wrote:

LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.

Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.

oh, I'm sure things would be quite different in that case.

Ok, screwing up your thang here...

I make no noise. Not of the yelling and "OHMYGOD" sort. Maybe a few so called feminine gasps.

That's all.

I must be boring, eh?

You're not boring, but you have a lot to learn about what turns men on.

Yeah, they like it when you talk dirty to them. Duh, don't you bitches listen to Poison?

Show them how it's done Sara.

Bruce Chickenson wrote:How much noise do you make during sex?

Myself? Not that much.

The sheep on the other hand...

depends on if he's doing it right , but usually a lot

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cathousebabe wrote:

Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!

I disagree. You need to be more in tune with your body if you think that.

Thats a man, baby.

I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

Dead dogging, it's a sign of love.

Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!

Wrong!

I've practically broken teeth trying to stay quiet.

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Wow. what fucking century are you from?

I make a lil noise...it honestly all depends on if the hookup has any drugs or alcohol involved, and if it's any good. I usually can double as the most vocal porn queen there is if everything "connects". I'm also known to get rather vulgar. A former roommate of mine said she felt like she was listening to Jenna Jameson go at it at one point years back. I took it as a complement.

I yodel.

Depends on the guy... 5 to 50 decibels.. ha

A fog horn.

idk really, if i like the guy and he's hot, yeah, i make a lot of noise.

if it's sum little prick that just wants it, i just lay there, let him do his thing, then tell him to fuck off.

i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.

mikki wrote: i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.

True. That is beyond hot.

PrettyTiedUp wrote:True. That is beyond hot.

just thinking about it is pretty faptastic.

Agreed.