Which leaves you with?ThePiratess wrote:These are the things I WON'T do:
1. Dirty Sanchez
2. Husband or Boyfriend Swapping
3. Cleavland Steamer
4. Golden Showers
5. Bestiality
6. Lesbian Sex
7. Anal Sex
8. Rusty Trombone
9. Pedophilia
10. Bloodletting
Anything else, I with it.
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Too bad Sammy Davis Jr is dead.chickenona wrote:Blumpkins aren't on the menu here, ever. Salad-tossing, though - if the circumstances are right, it can occur. I only do it for the blacks though. Oh, and Jews. Yeah. Blacks and Jews get butt-cleanings. Nobody else.
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blumpkins wouldn't be my thing....tossing salad......depends on who we're talking about.Madame Librarian wrote:There are many gross acts these bitches aren't adding to their lists. For instance, would you really give a blumpkin? Or toss a salad?
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Yanno, I was looking back on this and thought to myself, "why didn't I answer on this topic???"
I am into rape fantasy. Choking. No full on anal, however, getting a finger or two in my ass is always good...especially while being eaten out. I like the occasional rimming. Did it once or twice and it was pretty effin rad. Otherwise, no peeing, no shitting.
I have also been playing with the idea of taking on two guys at once. Not sure how that will go...but I'm sure if it does happen, I'll be able to manage.
I am into rape fantasy. Choking. No full on anal, however, getting a finger or two in my ass is always good...especially while being eaten out. I like the occasional rimming. Did it once or twice and it was pretty effin rad. Otherwise, no peeing, no shitting.
I have also been playing with the idea of taking on two guys at once. Not sure how that will go...but I'm sure if it does happen, I'll be able to manage.
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So necro is in eh? We might have something to talk about xDCaustic Queen wrote:Thischickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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vanitybinge wrote:So necro is in eh? We might have something to talk about xDCaustic Queen wrote:Thischickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.
I once put a couple of ice cubes in my chuff and laid reaaallly still.
The ex asked what the hell was going on.
He didn't laugh when I told him I was testing to see if he was a necrophilliac.
I found it hilarious and laughed so hard I fired an icecube across the room.
Good times.
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So you can snatch-shot an ice cube....good to know you have something to fall back on if you're ever unemployed!cookie wrote:vanitybinge wrote:Caustic Queen wrote:
I once put a couple of ice cubes in my chuff and laid reaaallly still.
The ex asked what the hell was going on.
He didn't laugh when I told him I was testing to see if he was a necrophilliac.
I found it hilarious and laughed so hard I fired an icecube across the room.
Good times.
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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So you'd only hook up with one of us if we were dead? Or if you were dead?vanitybinge wrote:So necro is in eh? We might have something to talk about xDCaustic Queen wrote:Thischickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.
Shit, did I just kill a joke? Maybe I should try to fuck it. Goddam I love this weed. Anyhoo -
BRITAIN'S GOT TALENTcookie wrote:
I once put a couple of ice cubes in my chuff and laid reaaallly still.
The ex asked what the hell was going on.
He didn't laugh when I told him I was testing to see if he was a necrophilliac.
I found it hilarious and laughed so hard I fired an icecube across the room.
Good times.
Seriously, give this girl a Lucky Strike. That is AWESOME.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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Fanks