Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I prefer getting it on in garbage dumpsters myself......with Taime Downe, and he's agreed to that happening someday.

As long as it doesn't involve animals or children I'm game to most things.

LadyJaneGrey wrote:I prefer getting it on in garbage dumpsters myself......with Taime Downe, and he's agreed to that happening someday.

you are one sick bitch. and no, I know you've neve met that goth boy george impersonator

mrsnikkisixx wrote:As long as it doesn't involve animals or children I'm game to most things.

Ditto.

Oh and I'm not into watersports or shit either!

Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.

LadyJaneGrey wrote:I prefer getting it on in garbage dumpsters myself......with Taime Downe, and he's agreed to that happening someday.

I am going to pray for you tonight. In fact, I'll say a fucking NOVENA for you. Right after I barf.

chickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.

This

Caustic Queen wrote:

chickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.

This

So pee is in? Or is that included in poop?

Not as dirty as Xtina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0icaq8CbQ

DiamondDog wrote:

Caustic Queen wrote:

chickenona wrote:Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on.

This

So pee is in? Or is that included in poop?

They kinda go hand in hand... so.. it's included

Madame Librarian wrote:

LadyJaneGrey wrote:I prefer getting it on in garbage dumpsters myself......with Taime Downe, and he's agreed to that happening someday.

I am going to pray for you tonight. In fact, I'll say a fucking NOVENA for you. Right after I barf.

She is way past prayers. she needs an exorcism!!

cookie wrote:Not as dirty as Xtina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0icaq8CbQ

LMAO

I'm less dirty than people think, more dirty than people know.

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:

cookie wrote:Not as dirty as Xtina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0icaq8CbQ

LMAO

I'm less dirty than people think, more dirty than people know.

Haha, that's a good way of putting it.

As for the pee question, I'll tackle it. I sometimes hold guys' dicks when they pee. I've also given head while peeing. It was one of those spur of the moment things. I'm not interested in peeing on anyone, or in being peed on, but marginally involving pee is frankly okay if you're intimate with the person.

IF ANY OF YOU DIRTY SLUDGE BROADS ARE LOOKING FOR A FUN, FILTHY TIME, SEND ME A MESSAGE
I'LL CAST ASIDE MY PENCHANT FOR RECEIVING RUSTY TROMBONES AND GIVING CLEVELAND STEAMERS
INSTEAD
I'LL GLADLY ISSUE YOU MAIDENS A FINE MEXICAN AVALANCHE
IN OTHER WORDS
I'LL SHOOT MY MANOLOAD IN YOUR BEEHIVES AND THEN GENTLY PUSH YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

chickenona wrote:As for the pee question, I'll tackle it. I sometimes hold guys' dicks when they pee. I've also given head while peeing. It was one of those spur of the moment things. I'm not interested in peeing on anyone, or in being peed on, but marginally involving pee is frankly okay if you're intimate with the person.

Props for honesty Chicke, good on ya!

mrsnikkisixx wrote:As long as it doesn't involve animals or children I'm game to most things.

This. But my dogs do occasionally watch.

I hate it when they do that. Cats are worse, though. They get these looks on their faces like they're grading your performance, and aren't impressed. They're like Dick Button at the Ice Skating Championships with that shit.

Yes, but do cats ever appear impressed with anything, really?

Meat.

DiamondDog wrote:Yes, but do cats ever appear impressed with anything, really?

nycrue wrote:

Madame Librarian wrote:

LadyJaneGrey wrote:I prefer getting it on in garbage dumpsters myself......with Taime Downe, and he's agreed to that happening someday.

I am going to pray for you tonight. In fact, I'll say a fucking NOVENA for you. Right after I barf.

She is way past prayers. she needs an exorcism!!

Agreed. She needs to be kidnapped and forced into a convent, where she will no doubt go through excruciating withdrawal symptoms.

There are many gross acts these bitches aren't adding to their lists. For instance, would you really give a blumpkin? Or toss a salad?

Blumpkins aren't on the menu here, ever. Salad-tossing, though - if the circumstances are right, it can occur. I only do it for the blacks though. Oh, and Jews. Yeah. Blacks and Jews get butt-cleanings. Nobody else.

chickenona wrote:Blumpkins aren't on the menu here, ever. Salad-tossing, though - if the circumstances are right, it can occur. I only do it for the blacks though. Oh, and Jews. Yeah. Blacks and Jews get butt-cleanings. Nobody else.

chickenona wrote:

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:

cookie wrote:Not as dirty as Xtina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0icaq8CbQ

LMAO

I'm less dirty than people think, more dirty than people know.

Haha, that's a good way of putting it.

As for the pee question, I'll tackle it. I sometimes hold guys' dicks when they pee. I've also given head while peeing. It was one of those spur of the moment things. I'm not interested in peeing on anyone, or in being peed on, but marginally involving pee is frankly okay if you're intimate with the person.

I gotta go Chickie! Get over here!

i really dig crippled, retarded midget porn.


no condoms.


k.w.
kid hardcore

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:I gotta go Chickie! Get over here!

We'll write your name on the wall behind the toilet.

These are the things I WON'T do:
1. Dirty Sanchez
2. Husband or Boyfriend Swapping
3. Cleavland Steamer
4. Golden Showers
5. Bestiality
6. Lesbian Sex
7. Anal Sex
8. Rusty Trombone
9. Pedophilia
10. Bloodletting

Anything else, I with it.

ThePiratess wrote:These are the things I WON'T do:
1. Dirty Sanchez
2. Husband or Boyfriend Swapping
3. Cleavland Steamer
4. Golden Showers
5. Bestiality
6. Lesbian Sex
7. Anal Sex
8. Rusty Trombone
9. Pedophilia
10. Bloodletting

Anything else, I with it.

What, what a dud.