Strip Joints with the girlfriend... Any tips

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Strip Joints with the girlfriend... Any tips

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So my baby has decided she would like to hit the strip clubs with me. I brought it up as a joke as we passed a club coming back from Hollywood and she said it Sounds like fun to me :)

I'd like to take her up on this. I know there are some former strippers on here and I'd love to hear your thoughts on couples doing this. Can we both go back for a lap dance? That might be really fun.
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I only know a few strippers, but they all said that they loved it when other women came in. I don't know what benefits that entails, but I guess you'll get more attention.
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FearsOfGun wrote:I only know a few strippers, but they all said that they loved it when other women came in. I don't know what benefits that entails, but I guess you'll get more attention.
Men are more polite when their girlfriends are there, so it makes for a more positive experience for the dancer - unless they're seasoned swingers and the lady is seriously bi, then it will be two drunk assed people grabbing at you, and as hard as it may be to believe...ladies can get even more aggressive that men can! (or so I've seen and been told, but other dancers may have been luckier)

On the other hand, if your lady friend isn't jealous and is open minded, it can be super fun, and you might have a fantastic time together once you get home from the club - if you can even wait :wink:
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Dancers are usually okay with couples. Some of the girls aren't into girls so they will avoid you. But usually a couple is a fun way to make cash. Just don't expect her to go home with you two, because it probably isn't going to happen.. ha.
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dont fling quarters as tips at the dancers
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If the stripper throws her G string at you, don't sniff the gusset.
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I just broke my Strip Club virginity last wkend with my BF...I would venture to say that there is no better way to test the trust between you and your significant other than putting him or her in the face (or boobs, or vagina) of temptation. I definitely had a good time and would love to go with him again. And, yes...I concur...it did make for a randy good time at the hotel room after the bars let out that nite... ;)
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I stopped going to them ten years ago. They are useless to me.
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IF my wife went to see male strippers I wouldn't go see that shit with her. Fuck that shit!
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Skate4RnR wrote:IF my wife went to see male strippers I wouldn't go see that shit with her. Fuck that shit!
You prefer to go on your own, right?
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Redman77 wrote:
Skate4RnR wrote:IF my wife went to see male strippers I wouldn't go see that shit with her. Fuck that shit!
You prefer to go on your own, right?
Of course!

Ask anybody that's run, bartended, or bounced at strip joints and they'll tell you, those strippers are fucked up in the head.
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Its funny because my husband and I were just talking about this today - I'd have no problem going with him to a strip club!
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