Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Yeah. He's pretty hot. Absolutely would.

Yeah, he's okay. Not really my type, I more like a guy in jeans or leather pants with a cool tee shirt and long hair. But I'd still do him I guess.

no.

No Goth Boys Need Apply. My apologies in advance.

Sure, why not!

no thank you

of course!

Wednesday is cute with the G76 look but I like him better like this:


You can also refer to your post on the Gossip Board comparing Crue to 69 Eyes, I'd fuck Jyrki until he forgot his name. Gay or straight...don't care, he's just fucking hot.

No, he looks like a joke.

Barb wrote:

Okay, after seeing that picture I've changed my mind. No. Do not want.

However, I'll take Duff McKagan anyday - young look or current look. That's just what I'm into I guess.

I'd want to have tea with him, and discuss women and fashion and who is his colorist, but otherwise...

Nope. If I want a girl, I'll just find and date an actual girl.

Nah - he looks like he's trying too hard - if you're gonna go that gothic way - do it a bit more manly.

RichHoltGuitar wrote:

So fucking would.

PussinBoots36 wrote:No way in Hell. He has Kate Gosslin hair. Ick.

HAILS LADIES OF ILL REPUTE AND QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN THE MALE SPECIES
IT IS I, ERIC ADAMS – HORSEHUNG LEAD VOCALIST FOR TRUE METAL GODS MANOWAR
I'LL BEWITCH YOU WITH A TENDER SERENADE, THEN JACKHAMMER YOUR FANNY WITHOUT MERCY
BUT I DIGRESS
WHO IN BLUE BLAZES IS THE DOUCHELORD IN THOSE PHOTOS?
THE MEATRING LOOKS LIKE THE INVERTEBRATE OFFSPRING OF REVERSE MULLET QUEEN KATE GOSSELIN AND METAL SLUDGE'S OWN BAD (HAIR) BOY JOHNNY TUSCADERO
AND I'LL ADD
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SUSTAIN A DOUBLE WRIST FRACTURE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SNAP A FRESH, CRISP CELERY STALK THAT HE HAD JUST PURCHASED AT FERRY PLAZA FARMERS MARKET IN SAN FRANCISCO ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BLUE OYSTER BAR WITH THE CORNHOLING COUSIN OF 'LEATHER MAN' FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN OTHER WORDS
IT IS PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE THAT THIS PIMPLY PUSHOVER POLTROON IS MORE PARTIAL TO PENISY PLEASURES THAN HE IS WITH PLUNDERING A PLETHORA OF PULSATING PUSSY
IN CONCLUSION
I'M BEFUDDLED THAT SOME OF YOU BITCHES WOULD BE SO EAGER TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH THIS REPULSIVE-LOOKING, WOULD-BE ROMEO
I BET YOU WENCHES THINK HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S DOING HIS SQUATS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR LEGALLY BLIND FOLKS, INDEED

ERIC ADAMS wrote:HAILS LADIES OF ILL REPUTE AND QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN THE MALE SPECIES
IT IS I, ERIC ADAMS – HORSEHUNG LEAD VOCALIST FOR TRUE METAL GODS MANOWAR
I'LL BEWITCH YOU WITH A TENDER SERENADE, THEN JACKHAMMER YOUR FANNY WITHOUT MERCY
BUT I DIGRESS
WHO IN BLUE BLAZES IS THE DOUCHELORD IN THOSE PHOTOS?
THE MEATRING LOOKS LIKE THE INVERTEBRATE OFFSPRING OF REVERSE MULLET QUEEN KATE GOSSELIN AND METAL SLUDGE'S OWN BAD (HAIR) BOY JOHNNY TUSCADERO
AND I'LL ADD
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SUSTAIN A DOUBLE WRIST FRACTURE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SNAP A FRESH, CRISP CELERY STALK THAT HE HAD JUST PURCHASED AT FERRY PLAZA FARMERS MARKET IN SAN FRANCISCO ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BLUE OYSTER BAR WITH THE CORNHOLING COUSIN OF 'LEATHER MAN' FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN OTHER WORDS
IT IS PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE THAT THIS PIMPLY PUSHOVER POLTROON IS MORE PARTIAL TO PENISY PLEASURES THAN HE IS WITH PLUNDERING A PLETHORA OF PULSATING PUSSY
IN CONCLUSION
I'M BEFUDDLED THAT SOME OF YOU BITCHES WOULD BE SO EAGER TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH THIS REPULSIVE-LOOKING, WOULD-BE ROMEO
I BET YOU WENCHES THINK HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S DOING HIS SQUATS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR LEGALLY BLIND FOLKS, INDEED

Bravo, good sir...

Well said!

ERIC ADAMS wrote: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SUSTAIN A DOUBLE WRIST FRACTURE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SNAP A FRESH, CRISP CELERY STALK THAT HE HAD JUST PURCHASED AT FERRY PLAZA FARMERS MARKET IN SAN FRANCISCO ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BLUE OYSTER BAR WITH THE CORNHOLING COUSIN OF 'LEATHER MAN' FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN OTHER WORDS
IT IS PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE THAT THIS PIMPLY PUSHOVER POLTROON IS MORE PARTIAL TO PENISY PLEASURES THAN HE IS WITH PLUNDERING A PLETHORA OF PULSATING PUSSY

These things are true.
And on a side note, my English teacher would fucking love you because of all the alliterations

Hey fuckwit, when you start threads like this,why don't you actually do some research into what goth is.
It might stop you from looking like a fucking moron.

ERIC ADAMS wrote:HAILS LADIES OF ILL REPUTE AND QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN THE MALE SPECIES
IT IS I, ERIC ADAMS – HORSEHUNG LEAD VOCALIST FOR TRUE METAL GODS MANOWAR
I'LL BEWITCH YOU WITH A TENDER SERENADE, THEN JACKHAMMER YOUR FANNY WITHOUT MERCY
BUT I DIGRESS
WHO IN BLUE BLAZES IS THE DOUCHELORD IN THOSE PHOTOS?
THE MEATRING LOOKS LIKE THE INVERTEBRATE OFFSPRING OF REVERSE MULLET QUEEN KATE GOSSELIN AND METAL SLUDGE'S OWN BAD (HAIR) BOY JOHNNY TUSCADERO
AND I'LL ADD
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SUSTAIN A DOUBLE WRIST FRACTURE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SNAP A FRESH, CRISP CELERY STALK THAT HE HAD JUST PURCHASED AT FERRY PLAZA FARMERS MARKET IN SAN FRANCISCO ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BLUE OYSTER BAR WITH THE CORNHOLING COUSIN OF 'LEATHER MAN' FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN OTHER WORDS
IT IS PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE THAT THIS PIMPLY PUSHOVER POLTROON IS MORE PARTIAL TO PENISY PLEASURES THAN HE IS WITH PLUNDERING A PLETHORA OF PULSATING PUSSY
IN CONCLUSION
I'M BEFUDDLED THAT SOME OF YOU BITCHES WOULD BE SO EAGER TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH THIS REPULSIVE-LOOKING, WOULD-BE ROMEO
I BET YOU WENCHES THINK HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S DOING HIS SQUATS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR LEGALLY BLIND FOLKS, INDEED

You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude.

DO NOT WANT!

Barb wrote: You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude.

Straight, oiled AND hung like a donkey.

ThePiratess wrote:

So does Davey.

jk...but I wonder about him sometimes.

ThePiratess wrote:

Davey's got Elvis hair now.

My answer is.. it depends. Does he dress like that because he just came off stage? Then HELL YEAH!! But if he dresses like that while working at Wal-Mart.. HELL NO!!

cookie wrote:

Barb wrote: You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude.

Straight, oiled AND hung like a donkey.

I'll take your word for it cookie...but I'm still laughing at his post.

Barb wrote:

cookie wrote:

Barb wrote: You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude.

Straight, oiled AND hung like a donkey.

I'll take your word for it cookie...but I'm still laughing at his post.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

HAILS COOKIE
IT LOOKS LIKE MY DONKEY DONG IS BROKEN IN THAT LINK


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg


THAT SHOULD WORK
FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY MASSIVE MEAT MULE, BARB
AND I'LL ADD
I AM 100% HETEROSEXUAL AND READY TO DESTROY FEMALE OPENINGS