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Round 19 Results
Correct

Your Score is:
16/19


...pretty good, if I do say so myself...
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17/19, some were painfully obvious.
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18/19

i think most of the time you can tell if they're fake.
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Why any woman would want water balloons sewn into the front of her body is beyond me. There's no reason for if other than sexual purposes, no? Wouldn't anyone laugh at guys who used a fake penis attached to their body for aesthetic reasons only?
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VinceVanMars wrote:Why any woman would want water balloons sewn into the front of her body is beyond me. There's no reason for if other than sexual purposes, no? Wouldn't anyone laugh at guys who used a fake penis attached to their body for aesthetic reasons only?
I think it is a little different, since women's breasts are pretty much just out there for all to see. With a guy's junk, it is pretty much hidden until the moment of truth (unless he wears his jeans like Robert Plant back in the day). So, you could argue that the breast implants change the woman's overall appearance more. Some women feel like the big boobs make them look better in clothes, etc. I guess, ultimately, it comes down to sex/attracting a mate, but it does seem a bit different.
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Melissa74 wrote:Some women feel like the big boobs make them look better in clothes, etc.
For all that, buy a padded bra, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that, and I don't think it's sex either, it more swings to finding a mate, seeking attention or both.
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PoisonDragon wrote:
Melissa74 wrote:Some women feel like the big boobs make them look better in clothes, etc.
For all that, buy a padded bra, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that, and I don't think it's sex either, it more swings to finding a mate, seeking attention or both.
Isn't finding a mate about sex? Making ones body more desireable about what..... sex! Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, just calling it what its really about. I just think it would hurt or be uncomfortable. Its always best just to be who you are.
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VinceVanMars wrote:Isn't finding a mate about sex?
Not always.
VinceVanMars wrote:Its always best just to be who you are.
I totally agree.
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17/19 Love them boobies!
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Lace_Fox wrote:
PoisonDragon wrote:
Melissa74 wrote:Some women feel like the big boobs make them look better in clothes, etc.
For all that, buy a padded bra, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that, and I don't think it's sex either, it more swings to finding a mate, seeking attention or both.
Sometimes there are women who are born with lopsided, as in, one A and one C, breasts; or no breasts. In which case, surgery is perfectly understandable.
No woman is born with breasts.
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I got 12/19...... it would have been higher if I had seen their whole body. When chicks are freakishly skinny in the rest of their body but have huge boobs it's pretty obvious. And sometimes girls with real boobs will wear a crazy push-up bra making their boobs look kinda rounder on top and fake looking. :lol:
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bama_whirly wrote:18/19

i think most of the time you can tell if they're fake.
What are yours, Princess? :wink:
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Kristi Vicious wrote:No woman is born with breasts.
No woman is born period.
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Wow..really!? No shit. I chose to use the word woman, because that's the word she used.



Besides, I was just being an annoying pain in the ass.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:Wow..really!? No shit. I chose to use the word woman, because that's the word she used.



Besides, I was just being an annoying pain in the ass.
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Whatever.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:Whatever.
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king_grayskull wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:Whatever.
:roll: :roll:
Fuck off wanker.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:
king_grayskull wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:Whatever.
:roll: :roll:
Fuck off wanker.
Oooh, our mutual friend Metal Sludge won't like that sentence - kiss your membership goodbye!
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She won't care. There's worse things on this board. She won't bother with little old me.

It's not the first time I've called someone a wanker or told them to fuck off. In fact, it's not the first time those words have been used on this board.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:She won't care. There's worse things on this board. She won't bother with little old me.

It's not the first time I've called someone a wanker or told them to fuck off. In fact, it's not the first time those words have been used on this board.
...and the Titanic was unsinkable.
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That one little post is not going to get me banned.

Besides, I know how to stay on her good side.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:That one little post is not going to get me banned.

Besides, I know how to stay on her good side.
:shock: Your arrogance is alarming.
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I'm not being arrogant. I'm telling the truth. That one post is not going to get me banned.

I also know how to stay on her good side, as do other people here.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:I'm not being arrogant. I'm telling the truth. That one post is not going to get me banned.

I also know how to stay on her good side, as do other people here.
:lol: Her good side isn't the one you should be pondering.
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You're obviously clueless and naive. You don't know how things work around here or what you're talking about.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:You're obviously a clueless, naive newbie. You don't know how things work around here or what you're talking about.
MORE (admittedly kinder) insults!?

The anonimity of the internet maketh men of mice.

To be continued... :wink:
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No. Not insults. Just pointing out the obvious.

You don't know how it works around here.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:No. Not insults. Just pointing out the obvious.

You don't know how it works around here.
Oh but I do; our apathetic overseer was crystal-clear.

Like I said, to be continued. :wink:
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