PRETZELING SWEET MISSCHELLE

[ERIC ADAMS]

Ahem. I think I just sighed aloud.

HAILS CHIQUITA
THAT SIGH WILL BE THE FIRST OF MANY PLEASURABLE SOUNDS ORIGINATING FROM YOUR PHARYNX – THAT MUCH I CAN GUARANTEE
NATURALLY, THERE WILL BE MOMENTS WHEN A COO OR A SIGH SIMPLY WON'T BE POSSIBLE – INSTEAD, A GAGGING NOISE OR A MUFFLED 'MMMMPH!' WILL EMANATE FROM YOUR STUFFED AND SALIVATING ORIFICE
IN OTHER WORDS
I HOPE YOU ARE READYING YOUR EAGER EMBOUCHEMENT FOR THE ARRIVAL OF MY AMPLE ARMADILLO
AND I'LL ADD
I AM KEEPING MY LITHE AND ALTOGETHER VIRILE AND VIGOROUS PHYSIQUE PRIMED IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR FUTURE VISIT TO MY PALATIAL ESTATE
I AM ALSO ENSURING THAT MY MASSIVE, WIDE-VEINED BEEF MISSILE IS GOOD AND READY FOR THE PLUNDERING OF THE SWEETNESS THAT HIDES BETWIXT THY HEAVENLY THIGHS
FURTHERMORE
I WOULD HEARTILY SUGGEST THAT YOU ALSO KEEP YOURSELF NICE AND LIMBER – EXPECT TO BE TWISTED INTO SHAPES YOU THOUGHT NOT POSSIBLE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE MOST SEASONED OF FEMALE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL PERFORMERS
CAN YOU PLACE YOUR LEGS UP BEHIND YOUR HEAD, MY SWEETNESS?
THEY'D BETTER, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE GOING – AMONGST OTHER DELIGHTFUL CONTORTED CORPOREAL CONFIGURATIONS

[MissChelle857]

May I say that I love these Lust Letters of yours. It's kept me semi wet all day today. If your dick is really that big and you promise to pound me into submission with it...then count me in. Haha.

[ERIC ADAMS]

DEAREST MISSCHELLE...

MY LASCIVIOUS WORDS ARE MEANT TO TINGLE YOUR EVERY SENSE; SOAKING YOUR PANTIES WITH LIBIDINOUS THOUGHTS AND WANTON DESIRES
EACH VOWEL A FINGER EXPLORING YOUR MOISTENING SLIT
EACH CONSONANT A BRUSH OF MY TONGUE AROUND YOUR SWELLING CLIT
EACH SENTENCE AN INCH CLOSER TO YOUR PUSSY PARADISE WITH MY RIGID, PROBING TRIPODIC BEAST
AND SOON, OUR BODIES SHALL FEVERISHLY ENTWINE AS I BEGIN FURIOUSLY POUNDING DEEP INSIDE THE RICHES OF YOUR CARNAL CAVE
YOU'RE GRABBING ME, SCREAMING, PLEADING WITH ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU FASTER, HARDER...

UNTIL NEXT TIME
LUSTFULLY YOURS...

[MissChelle857]

I'm keeping these pornographic letters someplace safe. Hehe.

I shall keep limber, Mr Adams...and make arrangements sometime soon to meet you...in person.



xoxo
MissChelle857

[Bruce Chickenson]

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the real ERIC ADAMS...



No wonder he is so obsessed by huge Penises, he so desperately wants to have one that he had to create this nym to get a feel of what it would be like to be cock worshipped....

Poor ERIC, theres always surgery...

[ERIC ADAMS]

TAKE YOUR HORSESHIT ELSEWHERE, MELVIN
MY TIME IS FAR TOO PRECIOUS TO BE SPENT ADDRESSING A PEON SUCH AS YOURSELF ANY FURTHER...

I'm keeping these pornographic letters someplace safe. Hehe.

I shall keep limber, Mr Adams...and make arrangements sometime soon to meet you...in person.



xoxo
MissChelle857

SOUNDS GOOD, BABYCAKES

[Bruce Chickenson]

TAKE YOUR HORSESHIT ELSEWHERE, MELVIN
MY TIME IS FAR TOO PRECIOUS TO BE SPENT ADDRESSING A PEON SUCH AS YOURSELF ANY FURTHER...

I'm keeping these pornographic letters someplace safe. Hehe.

I shall keep limber, Mr Adams...and make arrangements sometime soon to meet you...in person.



xoxo
MissChelle857

SOUNDS GOOD, BABYCAKES

Hey whatever you say Baby Dick!

Do you have to use tweazers on that thing?

[HAIRFORCEONE]

best entertainment on sludge in quite a while.

[ERIC ADAMS]

HAILS MY LOVELIES
ALTHOUGH I AM NOT EXACTLY CERTAIN WHAT THE PHRASE 'BEFRIENDED ON MS' MEANS, IF IT SUGGESTS THAT YOU HORNY HARLOTS HAVE A HANKERING TO JOIN MY HAREM OF HUSSIES, THEN HAVE AT IT
AND I'LL ADD
MY ENGORGED CYCLOPTIC ANACONDA IS AT THE READY, AWAITING YOUR SPREAD-EAGLED ARRIVALS...

[MissChelle857]

I am officially crowning our Eric Adams from Man O War as the Biggest Player on this Board.

[ERIC ADAMS]

I HAVE A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE, MY SWEETS
IN OTHER WORDS
ERIC ADAMS IS THE NAME, AND ROUGH DOGGIE STYLE IS MY GAME
IF YOU ENJOY THE THOUGHT OF GETTING IT ON WITH A COCKSURE WARRIOR WHO POSSESSES HERCULEAN STRENGTH, A SINGING VOICE THAT MELTS THY THONG AND A THICK AND TASTY ROD THAT PENETRATES YOUR VERY SOUL, CALL ME AT 1-800-MAN-BEEF
$1.99 PER MINUTE - SOME ROAMING CHARGES MAY APPLY

[KayCeeUK]

I love a man who can spell and punctuate. Makes me moist...

[Jonnz_of_Steel]

I love a man who can spell and punctuate. Makes me moist...

This is the best first post I have ever seen.

[ERIC ADAMS]

^This disappoints me so much . $1.99 a minute! Stomps foot and pouts.

ARE YOU CUTE WHEN YOU POUT?
FURTHERMORE
ARE YOU EVEN CUTER WHEN YOU OPEN THAT MOUTH WIDE - PREFERABLY WITH A TIRE JACK - TO ADEQUATELY ACCOMMODATE MY ANACONDA'S AMPLITUDE?
BUT I DIGRESS
WHO WAS IT WHO SAID 'THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE'?
I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT THAT IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, AS THE CONVEYANCE OF MY COLOSSAL COLUMNAR CUMSTICK VIA THE AFOREMENTIONED $1.99 PER MINUTE 1-800-MAN-BEEF IS WELL WORTH EVERY PRECIOUS PENNY - AS YOUR ACHING PUSSY WILL SURELY ATTEST AS IT FLOWS LIKE THE GANGES, CLENCHING HARD AROUND MY EVERY WORD

[amouthfulofsin220]

YOUR ACHING PUSSY WILL SURELY ATTEST AS IT FLOWS LIKE THE GANGES, CLENCHING HARD AROUND MY EVERY WORD

Bra fuckin' vo, ERIC

Bravo.

[MissChelle857]

I love this thread.

Mr Adams...your lust letter to me turned into MS's most entertaining thread since that "porno thread" a while back...

Thank you for playing.

[ERIC ADAMS]

Bra fuckin' vo, ERIC

Bravo.

CHEERS BABY
YOU'LL SURELY BE UTTERING MORE SUPERLATIVES AS I INDULGE IN THAT TASTY TUCKUS AND PENETRATE THOSE PEARLY GATES

I love this thread.

Mr Adams...your lust letter to me turned into MS's most entertaining thread since that "porno thread" a while back...

Thank you for playing.

MERCI BEAUCOUP, MA PETITE ESCLAVE AMOUR
WHETHER I AM STRIDING PURPOSEFULLY ACROSS OUR SCOPIOUS STAGE AS I BELT OUT ONE OF THE MANY CLASSICS FROM OUR TREASURE TROVE OF TRUE TUNES, OR I AM BALLS DEEP INSIDE A WRITHING WENCH BACK AT MY ENPELTED LAIR IN AUBURN, IT IS ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF IT ALL
BUT I DIGRESS
I READ YOUR MUSINGS IN THE 'HOW DIRTY ARE YOU?' THREAD AND WHILST I WAS DISTRESSED ABOUT YOUR 'NO FULL ON ANAL' COMMENT, YOUR OTHER QUIPS LEFT ME FULL OF MIRTH AND TIGHT IN THE PANTS
IN OTHER WORDS
CHOKING – MY MASSIVE MIC HAND WRAPPED TIGHT AROUND YOUR NECK AS I AGGRESSIVELY BURY INCHES INTO YOU
A FINGER OR TWO IN YOUR ASS – DELVING DIGITAL INSPECTION WITHIN YOUR RECEPTIVE RECTUM AS MY TONGUE DANCES ACROSS YOUR PERINEUM WHILE MORE FINGERS MASSAGE YOUR G-SPOT
AND I'LL ADD
RIMMING – MY MAGELLANIC EXPLORATION OF YOUR NETHERS CONTINUES AS THE TONGUE TAINT TANTALIZATION MOVES SLIGHTY SOUTHWARD TO FOCUS ITS ATTENTION ON YOUR SOPPING WET HINDHOLE
IN CONCLUSION
YOUR CORPOREAL FORM IS MY PLAYGROUND OF DELIGHTS – JUST SAY THE WORD AND I SHALL READY MY LEATHER-CLAD LOINS FOR THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF UNBRIDLED LUST AS OUR BODIES ENTWINE…

[MissChelle857]

Hehehe, very nice. I'm glad that my sick and twisted tendencies amuse someone else beside myself atm. I can be a prude and I don't just let anyone in...so you'd consider yourself extremely lucky to be allowed to see just what I mean...

[ERIC ADAMS]

BEING A PRUDE CAN BE HOT, AS CAN BEING COY
SICK AND TWISTED TENDENCIES CAN RULE THE SCHOOL, TOO
IT'S UP TO YOU