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Would or would not?

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I've never posted on this board but fuck it. I just added this dude on facebook, he's 24, holy shit the things I would do to him...
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Oh hell yes! Are you sure he's 24? He looks young...or maybe everybody looks young to me. :lol:
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dangerdiabolique wrote:I'd check his ID if I were you. He looks much younger than 24!
Sure I check it but he looks legal in at least 42 states!

It's a little harder to lie about your age on facebook I think, unless you make your whole profile a farce.
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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christ he's built like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet.
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He's beautiful...













...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:christ he's built like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet.
dk what you're talkin about. That's the body of a guy who works out every day. maybe you think he's just too skinny because he went for definition instead of adding weight and bulk.
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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Oh my!

Uh, I'd be checking his ID if I were you. JAIL BAIT!

He looks 14-16 to me.

Wow.

Look at those eyes!

Gorgeous boy.

Be careful.

24 my ass. I know all about dads beating boys off their daughters with a stick/bat: One of my boys post something like that, I don't know whether I'd beat them or the female showing up with a stick/bat...or pull out the shotgun.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:He's beautiful...













...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?


Dude's got a fuckin flower bedspread. He can't be gay.
Does anyone got a napkin? cause I think I just stepped in a big steaming pile of DOKKEN.
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Doctor_Rock wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:He's beautiful...













...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?


Dude's got a fuckin flower bedspread. He can't be gay.
Naw...that's a patio swing with floral cushions with a canopy with some bamboo folding walls/curtains/blinds. LOL.

Beauty Boy is posing on his mum's patio. :lol:

Creative of him.

Going to turn out to be a little man ho.

Not that that is a BAD thing....
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vanitybinge wrote:
HAIRFORCEONE wrote:christ he's built like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet.
dk what you're talkin about. That's the body of a guy who works out every day. maybe you think he's just too skinny because he went for definition instead of adding weight and bulk.
Personal preference I guess. I like my guys with some meat on them. I'd be worried I'd snap him in half. My daughter would prob adore him though.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:
vanitybinge wrote:
HAIRFORCEONE wrote:christ he's built like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet.
dk what you're talkin about. That's the body of a guy who works out every day. maybe you think he's just too skinny because he went for definition instead of adding weight and bulk.
Personal preference I guess. I like my guys with some meat on them. I'd be worried I'd snap him in half. My daughter would prob adore him though.

Not my fault you're a rhino!
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?

VB isn't a chick.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?

VB isn't a chick.
That explains so much....






VB: Have at it, love -

He's gorgeous!
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Aaaand his Facebook is GONE...kaput...vanEEshed. Oh well, plenty more fish out there right?


And yea, I always thought it would be kinda weird to post on the Ho board so that should explain why, my friend.
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No one raped her, poor Doloris,
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No thanks, this guy looks like a twink.
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Would NOT. Looks like a little boy. Not into the un-matured feminine look in a guy. I like them seasoned, manly, and with striking features...
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Will this guy do, Vanity? I think he's fucking gorgeous. And legal. 8)
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Yes, he'll do. He'll do every-fucking-thing I tell him to or I'll drop his manicured ass back off at the stud farm where I bought him O_O
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:...but he looks the very definition of a twink! Does he even play for the pink team?

VB isn't a chick.
Yeah, that explains SO MUCH.

Delicious young boy though!
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vanitybinge wrote: Not my fault you're a rhino!

Thats not very nice.
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cookie wrote:
vanitybinge wrote: Not my fault you're a rhino!

Thats not very nice.
Well I'm not sure why you're so afraid of breaking him unless you're afraid of squashing him. He doesn't look weak, those muscles look grrrreat :twisted: :P

Or maybe you're one of those buffed up Roller Derby type chicks?
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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vanitybinge wrote:
cookie wrote:
vanitybinge wrote: Not my fault you're a rhino!

Thats not very nice.
Well I'm not sure why you're so afraid of breaking him unless you're afraid of squashing him. He doesn't look weak, those muscles look grrrreat :twisted: :P

Or maybe you're one of those buffed up Roller Derby type chicks?

Im not afraid of breaking him.
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Would not.. He's a baby! Plus, I'm a sucker for guys with long hair.
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jonah wrote:Would not.. He's a baby! Plus, I'm a sucker for guys with long hair.
You're a cool woman 8)

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Not my type.
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