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NativeTampon wrote:
Lydia wrote:Keanu Reeves is normal, that's all. What were you expecting?
Not much and I got exactly what I expected, only very smelly and high as a kite
I've met him twice and he was really cool and down to earth.
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NativeTampon wrote: I know that Leo DiCaprio used to have sex parties with David Blaine, Lukas Haas and Toby Maguire.
Any more details? PM if you'd rather. Thanks.
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fixxation6 wrote:Hmmmm I wonder about Tom Sizemore. I've heard he can go for hours
That might be the meth
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Who the fuck would want Tom Sizemore?
God knows where his dick has been since Heidi Fleiss.
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soul sister wrote:
NativeTampon wrote: I know that Leo DiCaprio used to have sex parties with David Blaine, Lukas Haas and Toby Maguire.
Any more details? PM if you'd rather. Thanks.
Static Beth had a picture of all 4 of them hanging out wearing robes in a hotel room somewhere with Toby and David Blaine popping out of the robes. The link I posted on page 1 gives some info about Leo and Toby as well, but I had heard about their parties almost as much as I had heard about the parties that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon used to have as well. The "dead hooker" comment from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is not entirely untrue - hooker: yes, dead: no
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David Blaine?? If only Leo's fame would have rubbed off.
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Did some more digging and found some decent info

Well-Hung
Daniel Craig
Liam Neeson
Eric Bana
David Beckham
Milton Berle
Jared Leto
Owen Wilson
Roddy McDowell
Brandon Routh (several articles state on posters and promos for Superman Returns, they had to airbursh over his groin area because it bulged out too much. Of course, this could mean that he has giant testicles, but who knows?)
Frank Sinatra
Don Johnson
Steve McQueen
Errol Flynn
Charlie Chaplin
Colin Farrell (had to remove DVD scenes)
Daniel Radcliffe (in his play Equus)





Smaller-Than-Average
Harrison Ford
Brad Pitt
Jude Law
Eddie Izzard
Ashton Kutcher
Shia LaBoeuf
Danny Bonaduce (probably all of those drugs...)
Howard Stern
Johnny Knoxville
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Howard Stern is small?! You don't say! :o
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Nice one, Grendel...everyone has their fetishes and kinks ;)
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Daniel Radcliffe is not well hung. I saw his peen in all its glory when I saw Equus and there is no way that thing is going to grow big unless it is like those toys you have to let soak in water for 48 hours.
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I love that you flew to England to see Harry Potters wiener.
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Dedication, stoner. I has it.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:To me, that passes from mere preference into objectification territory.

I like his movies, but the models can have him.

I never got why he was a "heartthrob". He didn't even look like a full grown man until recently - but now he just looks, um, bristly. To each her own, I guess.
What do you mean by "bristly"? He looks good in Inception.
Ehh, his head's too big.
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RockMeTonite wrote:How about Benicio Del Toro? Am I the only person that finds him attractive?
There was a brief period when I found him oddly attractive. I just watched the extras on my "Event Horizon" DVD, and the director, Paul Anderson, is pretty hot. He got better with age -- he looked like a kid when he made that movie -- but a lot of that might be because he got a hair cut and started wearing clothes that fit.
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RockMeTonite wrote:How about Benicio Del Toro? Am I the only person that finds him attractive?
Nope. I think he's awesome. Something very appealing about him :p
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love that you flew to England to see Harry Potters wiener.
I would have swan to England to see Harry Potter's wiener. 8)
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enchantment wrote:
Keanu seems badass. I read once that he is sort of a recluse and it drains him to socialize. Maybe that is why he seemed standoffish.
He's probably an "introvert" rather than a recluse. Introverts become "drained" by other people, rather than deriving energy from them (extroverts), and require alone time to recuperate.
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Room7609 wrote:
NativeTampon wrote:
Lydia wrote:Keanu Reeves is normal, that's all. What were you expecting?
Not much and I got exactly what I expected, only very smelly and high as a kite
I've met him twice and he was really cool and down to earth.
I handed him a joint once to which he replied, "tasty". I shit U not!
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John Cusack is the biggest asshole I have ever met! No hooking up, but he spilt coffee all over me, and when he offered to buy me another one he took off without paying. I had the "honor" of running into him again the same weekend, no "oops sorry" he just laughed and bought me a beer and I took off. That's my "groupie" story.
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Leo Dicaprio is bi..or so Ive heard.

...rumors swirl about Travolta and Cruise...
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Tom Cruise? Tom "Top Gun" Cruise?


I don't believe it.

He's married with a child. He couldn't possibly be gay.
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Paul Walker. He is freakin' HOT!!!
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MitziDupree wrote:Tom Cruise? Tom "Top Gun" Cruise?


I don't believe it.

He's married with a child. He couldn't possibly be gay.

:roll:
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Winter wrote:Leo Dicaprio is bi..or so Ive heard.

...rumors swirl about Travolta and Cruise...
they are both gayer than a picnic basket!
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enchantment wrote:
soul sister wrote:In his Rolling Stone interview he states it has to do with a lot more than looks. It's about personality too.
Well Blake Lively is not model material. She isnt very pretty at all! He fucked it up with Bar.
Yeah, he totally fucked it up with Bar. He'll try to get her back once he's done with this publicity stunt sham of a relationship.
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EliseThePiece wrote:Daniel Radcliffe is not well hung. I saw his peen in all its glory when I saw Equus and there is no way that thing is going to grow big unless it is like those toys you have to let soak in water for 48 hours.
You know the penis changes in size right?
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