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Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:32 am
by SeminiferousButtNoid
I mean she achieved everything that a groupie could possibly hope for. She whored around with a famous rock star, got him to leave his wife, had his child and got him to believe that his previous child was inferior, attained recognition and fame in her own right even though she was completely untalented, inherited all his money, spent millions of dollars on material possessions, and got to indulge every worthless idea and artistic rant she could think of without repercussion. She must be an inspiration to you all.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:26 am
by MitziDupree
Indeed.
You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.
Yoko FTW.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:50 am
by SuchaDelite
MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.
You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.
Yoko FTW.
Get out of my head... I was just about to write and yeah, she's fucking hideous.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:35 pm
by Landshark2000
The only thing I can ascertain is that she could suck-start a Harley. She's horrible ... both in personality and looks.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:49 pm
by krazeebaybee
Landshark2000 wrote:The only thing I can ascertain is that she could suck-start a Harley. She's horrible ... both in personality and looks.
You failed to mention her wonderful singing voice. My cat coughing up a furball sounds nicer.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:23 pm
by SoulsOfBlack
I think some of her singing is pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:41 pm
by Clash
SuchaDelite wrote:MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.
You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.
Yoko FTW.
Get out of my head... I was just about to write and yeah, she's fucking hideous.
and don't forget that sexy moustache of hers.... fuck, she is one manipulative bitch.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:43 pm
by krismetal
I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.
Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:01 pm
by GypsyCinnamon
I'm meant to want to marry them and have their kids? I never signed on for that!
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:36 pm
by SeminiferousButtNoid
krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.
Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.
Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:28 am
by SuchaDelite
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.
Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.
Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
Touche.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:15 am
by Hellsinkey
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.
Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.
Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
Yeah. I've seen one of her exhibitions and it was underwhelming.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:46 pm
by SeminiferousButtNoid
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:28 am
by grishnak boss
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:42 am
by Turner Coates
MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.
You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.
Yoko FTW.
Re: Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:16 pm
by Mojo
That was incredible. My God. To have talent like that and to not share it would be a sin. This thread should be bumped weekly just to turn people on to that clip. Amazing.
