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Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:26 pm
by Heenan Snuka
Women:
Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it?
u like it more than intercourse?
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:19 am
by Jack Sabbath
The tranks around here don't suck dick man.
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Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:42 am
by Bassmaster1984
Amazing!!! no females posting here on this topic.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:02 pm
by FearsOfGun
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:47 pm
by MissChelle857
Ok, ok, ok...I'll be the first with a vagina to crack this thread.
I believe I have stated such an adoration before of giving head to one who is worthy. I like the fact that my gag reflex is still intact. I have not met a guy who doesn't like being choked on. It fufills his ego, and makes him swell in your mouth. I also make sure to practise my porn spit to provide a nice, wet, and messy blow job.
Those are some of my tricks. I can't very well reveal them all...
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:27 pm
by FearsOfGun
MissChelle857 wrote:Ok, ok, ok...I'll be the first with a vagina to crack this thread.
Hey now! I have a vagina, I mean the last time I checked . . .
Just checked again. Yep, it's still there.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:00 pm
by rattfan
Oh! How I dream of the day when I can suck on Vince Neil's dick in my wet, moist mouth. I wonder how big it is? But first I dream of the day when Vince Neil fucks me fast, hard, deep, and slow. Ok, back to what I was saying, oh yea!
I want to know if I can swallow Vince Neil's cock down my throat. However, Tommy Lee is just way too big for me. I need a medium sized cock, no bigger than that.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:15 am
by MissChelle857
FearsOfGun wrote:MissChelle857 wrote:Ok, ok, ok...I'll be the first with a vagina to crack this thread.
Hey now! I have a vagina, I mean the last time I checked . . .
LOL. That's all fine and good, Ms Gun....but you didn't spill any details!!!!
Just checked again. Yep, it's still there.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:32 am
by David_Lee_Halen
rattfan wrote:Oh! How I dream of the day when I can suck on Vince Neil's dick in my wet, moist mouth. I wonder how big it is? But first I dream of the day when Vince Neil fucks me fast, hard, deep, and slow. Ok, back to what I was saying, oh yea!
I want to know if I can swallow Vince Neil's cock down my throat. However, Tommy Lee is just way too big for me. I need a medium sized cock, no bigger than that.
You can see him in his "stolen" Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder home video in what was at the time, Janine's only boy/girl sex scene. It's a good thing for Vince that he decided to be a lead singer instead of working in porn.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:58 pm
by Cindy Buzzedimisa
If nothing else it gives you the opportunity to inspect his dick for any suspicious bumps without him knowing what you're doing before you proceed
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:27 pm
by MissChelle857
mr.sixx wrote:MissChelle857 wrote:Ok, ok, ok...I'll be the first with a vagina to crack this thread.
What are you gonna crack it with?
Hahaha. My adherent love for sucking (a lucky guy's) dick, of course!
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:20 am
by ERIC ADAMS
MissChelle857 wrote:I believe I have stated such an adoration before of giving head to one who is worthy. I like the fact that my gag reflex is still intact. I have not met a guy who doesn't like being choked on. It fufills his ego, and makes him swell in your mouth. I also make sure to practise my porn spit to provide a nice, wet, and messy blow job.
HAILS SWEET MISSCHELLE
IT IS I - ERIC ADAMS - A MOST WORTHY ONE
AND BY THAT I MEAN
MY ADAMANTINE ANACONDA IS ALWAYS AT THE READY FOR YOUR LIPS, YOUR TONGUE, AND YOUR SALIVA - BY GOLLY, THAT'S A POTENT DICK SUCKING TRIPLE THREAT
MissChelle857 wrote:Those are some of my tricks. I can't very well reveal them all...
OH, I THINK YOU CAN, SWEETCHEEKS
IN OTHER WORDS
TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU'D SAVAGE MY BURLY BEEFHAMMER, MY BUXOM BABYCAKES
I SHALL AWAIT YOUR REPLY, WITH PULSATING GLAND IN RUGGED HAND...
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:08 pm
by David_Lee_Halen
ERIC ADAMS wrote:MissChelle857 wrote:I believe I have stated such an adoration before of giving head to one who is worthy. I like the fact that my gag reflex is still intact. I have not met a guy who doesn't like being choked on. It fufills his ego, and makes him swell in your mouth. I also make sure to practise my porn spit to provide a nice, wet, and messy blow job.
HAILS SWEET MISSCHELLE
IT IS I - ERIC ADAMS - A MOST WORTHY ONE
AND BY THAT I MEAN
MY ADAMANTINE ANACONDA IS ALWAYS AT THE READY FOR YOUR LIPS, YOUR TONGUE, AND YOUR SALIVA - BY GOLLY, THAT'S A POTENT DICK SUCKING TRIPLE THREAT
MissChelle857 wrote:Those are some of my tricks. I can't very well reveal them all...
OH, I THINK YOU CAN, SWEETCHEEKS
IN OTHER WORDS
TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU'D SAVAGE MY BURLY BEEFHAMMER, MY BUXOM BABYCAKES
I SHALL AWAIT YOUR REPLY, WITH PULSATING GLAND IN RUGGED HAND...
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:08 pm
by MotleyMaiden
I think as long as Eric Adams would agree to talk dirty to me in that completely scintillating prose of his I would be more than happy to use him as a lollipop.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:12 pm
by ERIC ADAMS
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, DARLING
I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR CHOICE OF FONT COLOR – METHINKS IT MAY BE AN ODE TO THE INNER HUE OF YOUR ENSLICKENED UNDERPASS
MAKE WAY FOR THE ERIC EXPRESS 8=========D
AND I'LL ADD
I'D ADVISE THAT YOU BEGIN MOUTH AND TONGUE EXERCISES NOW, AS YOU PREPARE FOR MY SUPER-COLOSSAL SUCKER
IT GETS REALLY STICKY BUT THE LADIES THINK IT'S OH-SO-SWEET
JUST GIVE ME THE HIGH SIGN WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR THAT FIRST LICK…
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:05 pm
by MotleyMaiden
ERIC ADAMS wrote:THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, DARLING
I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR CHOICE OF FONT COLOR – METHINKS IT MAY BE AN ODE TO THE INNER HUE OF YOUR ENSLICKENED UNDERPASS
How did you guess that is why I picked this color?!?!
[quote="ERIC ADAMS"
MAKE WAY FOR THE ERIC EXPRESS 8=========D
AND I'LL ADD
I'D ADVISE THAT YOU BEGIN MOUTH AND TONGUE EXERCISES NOW, AS YOU PREPARE FOR MY SUPER-COLOSSAL SUCKER
IT GETS REALLY STICKY BUT THE LADIES THINK IT'S OH-SO-SWEET
JUST GIVE ME THE HIGH SIGN WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR THAT FIRST LICK…
[/quote]
Obviously I will need to begin tongue ups and lip squeezes tonight!
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:13 am
by ERIC ADAMS
MotleyMaiden wrote:How did you guess that is why I picked this color?!?!
I AM HIGHLY INTUITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS INVOLVING WHAT LIES BETWIXT A MAIDEN'S CREAMY THIGHS
BUT I DIGRESS
MotleyMaiden wrote:Obviously I will need to begin tongue ups and lip squeezes tonight!
YES, YES YOU WILL
AS I MENTIONED TO ANOTHER FERVENT FEMALE FELLATOR HERE AT SLUDGE, YOU WILL ALSO BENEFIT FROM MOUTH-STRETCHING EXERCISES – OTHER LADIES HAVE FOUND THAT PRACTICING ON A 39 OZ CAN OF MOUNTAIN GROWN FOLGERS® CLASSIC ROAST WILL PREPARE SAID ORIFICE FOR THE IMPENDING ORAL ONSLAUGHT
IN OTHER WORDS
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS ERIC IN YOUR MOUTH
AND I'LL ADD
EVENTUALLY YOUR LOWER FACE WILL BE LIMBER TO THE POINT WHERE YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR A MEMBER OF THE REMOTE, LIP PLATE-ADORNED SURI TRIBE OF ETHIOPIA
THOSE NEGROGIAN BROADS MIGHT HAVE SOME DIGUSTINGLY LOW-SLUNG TITTIES, BUT GODDAMN I BET THEY CAN SUCK THE CUSTOM PAINT JOB OFF THE TRAILER OF THE MANOWAR 18-WHEELER
FURTHERMORE
I'D SEEK OUT SOME BEEF HUFFING ADVICE FROM BOTH MISSCHELLE857 AND MITZIDUPREE
MISSCHELLE COULD GIVE YOU POINTERS ON HOW BEST TO LUBRICATE MY BUNYANESQUE BLOCK AND TACKLE WITH A MOST GENEROUS AMOUNT OF HAWKED EXPECTORATE
AS FOR MISCHIEVOUS MITZI, LET'S JUST SAY THAT A REDWOOD COULD FALL IN HER UPPER FOREST AND SHE'D BE NONE THE WISER – NO GAG REFLEX + MY TREETRUNK TERROR = FRENULUM FROLICKING FAR BEYOND HER FROAT
THAT'S AN EQUATION I CAN GET BEHIND (AND VIOLATE REPEATEDLY)
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:08 am
by MotleyMaiden
I can already fit my lips around a 32oz Big Gulp cup. I have practiced and practiced in anticipation of meeting someone with you delicktable dimensions for many years now. As for my gag reflex, well that is for amateurs. Someone with my titillating talents has long learned to banish that annoying encumbrance.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:40 am
by MissChelle857
ERIC ADAMS wrote:MotleyMaiden wrote:How did you guess that is why I picked this color?!?!
I AM HIGHLY INTUITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS INVOLVING WHAT LIES BETWIXT A MAIDEN'S CREAMY THIGHS
BUT I DIGRESS
MotleyMaiden wrote:Obviously I will need to begin tongue ups and lip squeezes tonight!
YES, YES YOU WILL
AS I MENTIONED TO ANOTHER FERVENT FEMALE FELLATOR HERE AT SLUDGE, YOU WILL ALSO BENEFIT FROM MOUTH-STRETCHING EXERCISES – OTHER LADIES HAVE FOUND THAT PRACTICING ON A 39 OZ CAN OF MOUNTAIN GROWN FOLGERS® CLASSIC ROAST WILL PREPARE SAID ORIFICE FOR THE IMPENDING ORAL ONSLAUGHT
IN OTHER WORDS
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS ERIC IN YOUR MOUTH
AND I'LL ADD
EVENTUALLY YOUR LOWER FACE WILL BE LIMBER TO THE POINT WHERE YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR A MEMBER OF THE REMOTE, LIP PLATE-ADORNED SURI TRIBE OF ETHIOPIA
THOSE NEGROGIAN BROADS MIGHT HAVE SOME DIGUSTINGLY LOW-SLUNG TITTIES, BUT GODDAMN I BET THEY CAN SUCK THE CUSTOM PAINT JOB OFF THE TRAILER OF THE MANOWAR 18-WHEELER
FURTHERMORE
I'D SEEK OUT SOME BEEF HUFFING ADVICE FROM BOTH MISSCHELLE857 AND MITZIDUPREE
MISSCHELLE COULD GIVE YOU POINTERS ON HOW BEST TO LUBRICATE MY BUNYANESQUE BLOCK AND TACKLE WITH A MOST GENEROUS AMOUNT OF HAWKED EXPECTORATE
AS FOR MISCHIEVOUS MITZI, LET'S JUST SAY THAT A REDWOOD COULD FALL IN HER UPPER FOREST AND SHE'D BE NONE THE WISER – NO GAG REFLEX + MY TREETRUNK TERROR = FRENULUM FROLICKING FAR BEYOND HER FROAT
THAT'S AN EQUATION I CAN GET BEHIND (AND VIOLATE REPEATEDLY)
Mmmmhhhmmm...I concur...I do have the pro head giving skills to back this all up...and to give Mr Adams my supporting evidence would be an intriguing, hot, and steamy encounter, indeed...
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:46 am
by Space Bear
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:06 am
by Heenan Snuka
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:35 pm
by drops_of_jupiter
Heenan Snuka wrote:Women:
Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it?
u like it more than intercourse?
Ok. I fucking love sucking dick. Why? Well, I've been told that I do it well and, like a lot of people, I kinda get off on the fact that he's loving it.
I do prefer it to intercourse sometimes. I actually wish I could do it more often - to my bf, that is.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:23 am
by Blizzard of Cos
Your boyfriend's name is Jupiter I take it?
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:16 am
by amouthfulofsin220
drops_of_jupiter wrote:Heenan Snuka wrote:Women:
Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it?
u like it more than intercourse?
Ok. I fucking love sucking dick. Why? Well, I've been told that I do it well and, like a lot of people, I kinda get off on the fact that he's loving it.
I do prefer it to intercourse sometimes. I actually wish I could do it more often - to my bf, that is.
Did you just call it
intercourse?
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:38 am
by drops_of_jupiter
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:drops_of_jupiter wrote:Heenan Snuka wrote:Women:
Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it?
u like it more than intercourse?
Ok. I fucking love sucking dick. Why? Well, I've been told that I do it well and, like a lot of people, I kinda get off on the fact that he's loving it.
I do prefer it to intercourse sometimes. I actually wish I could do it more often - to my bf, that is.
Did you just call it
intercourse?
Oh, c'mon! I was reading the original post! I'm not actually 60 years old-I know loads of trendy words for it
Blizzard: Unfortunately, no, his name isn't Jupiter. That'd be both cool and fitting though.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:35 pm
by MetalAlive
drops_of_jupiter wrote:Heenan Snuka wrote:Women:
Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it?
u like it more than intercourse?
Ok. I fucking love sucking dick. Why? Well, I've been told that I do it well and, like a lot of people, I kinda get off on the fact that he's loving it.
I do prefer it to intercourse sometimes. I actually wish I could do it more often - to my bf, that is.
So what the heck are you waiting for?
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:47 pm
by Frogster
Ah ah! nice thread, nice answers ladies
I love it since i was 17 years old. I like penis's taste, kinda salty at times, ( when they're healthy, i don't suck std's or not-good-aspect dicks) I lick, suck, carress suck it again, put my boobs on it a little ( i don't have large tits though lol). I take care of that monster and sometimes, i let the monster explode in my mouth. I used to have strong feelings letting a guy cum in my mouth but there you go!. Isn't that bad after all. I'm very generous when it comes to giving blow jobs i love oral sex anyways. I give sweet blowjobs i hate when i have to
give head like crazy, i like taking my time and doing it properly.
There's nothing better when we wanna pleased the guy we're into. Put our knees on a very comfy pillow and doing it while the guy caress our head/hair with one hand. Just chill out and let go.
I have this fantasy where i'm with this famous person [insert his name here] He sits on the corner of the tube and i do him with my mouth. ♥♥
There are plenty of guys i would love to do in this industry ( just saying)
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:31 pm
by Metal_Mistress
I've had two guys who claimed "I can't cum by blow job". I proved them both wrong repeatedly. I guess some chicks just suck at sucking dick. Either that, or I'm just sucking awesome. I've been told it's the latter.
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:02 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
]What in the fuck is a "not-good-aspect dick"?
Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:45 am
by Heenan Snuka
Metal_Mistress wrote:I've had two guys who claimed "I can't cum by blow job". I proved them both wrong repeatedly. I guess some chicks just suck at sucking dick. Either that, or I'm just sucking awesome. I've been told it's the latter.
I claim the same--seriously...wanna help me change that?