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nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.
Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.
"A used condom" is an apt description of Josie Pearl, no?
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I love that Billy Duffy's girlfriend just basically called him cheap.

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I love how Josie denies all the other negative things people say about her, but she doesn't deny being a gold digger.
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Aquanetsuperhold wrote:This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
Psh... Chelsea has principles. She wont have those whores. they prolly won't make it past episode 3!
She's dating 50 Cent, doesn't strike me especially principled.
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So glad they have decided to broadcast this show in the UK too!
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pizzazz wrote:So glad they have decided to broadcast this show in the UK too!
They have? Ah on E. I don't get that - hope they have an online catch-up facility.
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i thought the first episode was pretty good, obviously it a mindless reality show, but it gives me somethin' to watch on Sunday nites :)
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Married to a rock
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Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...
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I love how tv and cable have become so unoriginal that they have to pull up marginal rockers from 20 years ago and pretend they're still relevant. I didn't care about these "rockers" in their so called glory days and I certainly don't care now. Funny to see the sluts they married prance around in clothing from 20 years ago and be totally clueless about it. So, maybe the comedy value is worth something.
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these bitches are lame.
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Landshark2000 wrote:Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...
She so looks like a castoff from Rock of Love
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BloodQueen wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...
She so looks like a castoff from Rock of Love
Even Bret is not low enough to touch her nasty pussy. She really looks like a human walking cartoon.
Does anyone know how old she is? curious?
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nycrue wrote:
BloodQueen wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...
She so looks like a castoff from Rock of Love
Even Bret is not low enough to touch her nasty pussy. She really looks like a human walking cartoon.
Does anyone know how old she is? curious?
I doubt even SHE knows how old she is.

And even if she does, I doubt she can count that high.
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Look at her hands, upper 40's. You can do alot with cosmetic surgery but the hands give it away.

This looks like it was pre-facework that she had done for the show

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Check this guys Flickr, there's a bunch w/ dates
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I don't give a rats ass about this chick, didn't know who the hell she was till this thread but now I feel sort of sympathetic for her. I mean really, waking up one day and having to go in for the overhaul so you look "good" for your 15 minutes of reality TV fame is pretty sad.

Edited to ask: So haw many names has this bitch went by throughout her years? Josie Pearl-Stevens, Kim Stephanie, Frankie Dashwood and Jill Madison.

She's such a trainwreck I'm strangely enthralled by it.
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Calexxia wrote: I doubt even SHE knows how old she is.

And even if she does, I doubt she can count that high.
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Those girls are fucking boring.
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saracapri wrote:Those girls are fucking boring.
I agree, and I watch some really stupid reality shows. It wasn't even mildly amusing, I couldn't even get through the first show.
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Agreed. I was actually looking forward to this show and ker-snooze. Not interesting. Watched the News instead.
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In the pictures above they all look like Trannies. Someone get Rupaul on the line.
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Looking at Josie and all the shit she's done to herself, I couldn't imagine hating myself that much.
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Best show on E
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Around 4 years ago Josie claimed she was 23 years old. Not a nice person at all. I briefly "dated" someone from the Billy Idol band and had the unfortunate pleasure of traveling with Josie for several months.

We were the only two females with the guys for a lot of that time. I tried to make friends with her since we were the only females there and she wanted nothing to do with me...very rude girl. She did tons of coke and all kinds of weird pills...I seriously did not see her eat once. Catering would come and she would disappear.

She watches every move Steve makes and when she is in the room Steve is very quiet and doesn't say much. She would leave and he would be super sweet, flirty and talkative. The moment she would leave he would relax and talk like a normal person.

She has "rules" for him about talking to females. He is watched very carefuly when women are around. She will go into screaming jealous rages if he talks to fans or cute females too long. Everyone is kind of scared of her.

I didn't even recognize Josie from that trailer to the E show, her face is not even the same as I remember. Very scary.

She was on tour most of the time I was there too, but for a brief period she wasn't there and let's just say Steve was not exactly faithful. There were lots of pretty girls on and off the bus and in and out of hotel rooms that whole time. He was getting pretty close with one cute blonde in particular. When she is away he has fun!

Steve seems to genuinly be a pretty down to earth nice guy. He could do so much beter than Josie, I can't believe he actually married her. I heard she gave him an ultimatium. I think he does really truly love her, but he still fools around when she is not there. That was about 4 years ago though.
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I'm sure she is the train wreck I saw in the guestr area of Download this year in a tutu. I wish now I had gotten closer and had a better look.
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I went to IMDB and the oldest movie they list for her as Frankie Dashwood is in 2003, her birthdate is listed as 1986-09-24 on something called SmutModels....wouldn't that make her 17 in 2003?

Her E bio has: Josie Stevens married famed guitarist Steve Stevens in December of 2008, after eight years of dating. So she would have been 14 when she started dating him?

So I think Calexxia is correct, this chick doesn't know how old she is.

I've put way too much effort into this
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No way that's her real age. That would've made her like 16 when she was married to Jizzy and when she posted here regularly shortly after Metal Sludge was born. I met her in 2001 at one of the Sludge parties at Paladinos. In my short interaction she seemed nice enough. She looked a whole lot better then before she did all of that weird stuff to her face. I had no idea that she was the same chick in these pics.
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This is from Freeones.com they have bios of the porn chicks..

Frankie Dashwood
This seems more resonable: Date of Birth: September 24, 1981 (29 years old)
Aliases: Franki D; Jill Madison, Franky Dashwood
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Heigth: 168 cm - 5 feet and 6 inches
Weight: 50 kg - 110 lbs
Measurements: 32DD-20-32
Fake Boobs: Yes
Career Status: Retired
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Wow...that show was awful. I was able to get through it by watching it on MegaVideo (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=NJJWK9FQ).

Here are the ratings for Sunday's episodes of Kendra and Married to Rock. One would assume both shows cater to a similar audience, although I can't imagine who that would be.

Kendra (10:00 pm)
- 2.270 million viewers
- 1.5/3 HH
- 1.3/3 A18-49
- 2.7/8 W18-34

Married To Rock (10:30 pm)
- 1.283 million viewers
- 0.9/2 HH
- 0.7/2 A18-49
- 1.5/5 W18-34
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pizzazz wrote:So glad they have decided to broadcast this show in the UK too!
Geeze, there are retards in the UK too? I thought the US had a lock on that.
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MetalAlive wrote:
pizzazz wrote:So glad they have decided to broadcast this show in the UK too!
Geeze, there are retards in the UK too? I thought the US had a lock on that.
What can I say! I love American trash!

Plus, it annoys me when there are threads on here about things like this and you have no clue what people are on about cos' you haven't seen it :roll:
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