Married to Rock
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Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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read etty's facebook. She actually seems very sweet. you just hatin
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Sexiest coat ever.MitziDupree wrote:
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What the fuck is a Heffa?
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Someone who can't spell Phil Collins
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I just.........
You know. Fuck it.
You know. Fuck it.
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I'm a little gelus. Duff and Perry Farrell are pretty hot.
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Lol. Warm leatherette. Its so easy to troll you. Go take your meds.
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I think it's a cow?MitziDupree wrote:What the fuck is a Heffa?
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No, that would be heifer.
Although that may be how it's spelled after putting it through the ebonicslator.
She could have possibly been trying to spell Hoffa, in the hopes that all of her foes would be mysteriously disappeared.
Or, with her fascinating hatred for any woman that has been laid or achieved notoriety, perhaps she was trying to spell Heffna, as an homage to our old pal Hugh.
She could consider us (and with the beatdowns she regularly takes it's not surprising) all Hamas, and was attempting to allude to our Israeli terrorist actions by calling us Haifa.
Her brain has obviously been put through a Salad Spinner, so lord only knows what she's trying to say. Ever.
Although that may be how it's spelled after putting it through the ebonicslator.
She could have possibly been trying to spell Hoffa, in the hopes that all of her foes would be mysteriously disappeared.
Or, with her fascinating hatred for any woman that has been laid or achieved notoriety, perhaps she was trying to spell Heffna, as an homage to our old pal Hugh.
She could consider us (and with the beatdowns she regularly takes it's not surprising) all Hamas, and was attempting to allude to our Israeli terrorist actions by calling us Haifa.
Her brain has obviously been put through a Salad Spinner, so lord only knows what she's trying to say. Ever.
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Judging from her posts that I have read she apparently has the literacy level of a severely retarded gerbil. She actually makes me miss Cherokee Pony.
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Actually as crazy as she was and as easy as a target as she was at least she was semi-literate and you could reasonable understand her whacked out ramblings. You on the other hand, make a brain damaged, in bred, Appalachian who has never seen the inside of a school room seem like a Rhodes scholar.[color]
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I'm sorry - I don't keep up with this board. I've missed the thread where you've posted the pictures of your (obviously) beautiful self posing with all the rocker boys you've slain.warmleatherette wrote:With all jokes aside, who doesn't miss Cherokee Pony? Majority of the people on this board poke fun of her ass on a daily basis. Eventhough they are similar to Cherokee Pony poor fat asses who haven't been fucked in ages and wanting to get gastric bypass.
Link, please?
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Google a Picture of Josie Stevens. She looks like a blowup doll on Acid. SO gross. Her tits could not get any bigger. she looks straight up fucked.!
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It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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Anyone who has posted here for any length of time is familiar with Josie.
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"Familiar." That's scary. that bitch is just scary as all fuck.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Anyone who has posted here for any length of time is familiar with Josie.
MetalSludgeCEO wrote:I'd rather pound Lance Eric from Bang Tango bareback.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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The smartest thing that ever came out of Josie's mouth was Jizzy's cock.
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I don't know who Def Leopard is.warmleatherette wrote:Someone doesn't know who Phill Collen is of Def Leopard
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MitziDupree wrote:The smartest thing that ever came out of Josie's mouth was Jizzy's cock.
ORLY???
MetalSludgeCEO wrote:I'd rather pound Lance Eric from Bang Tango bareback.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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They were married.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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never knew...Jizzy was ever married. wow. he's got amazing taste in women.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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I can't believe Steve Stevens is stupid enough to marry Josie... wonder how it feels to have a wife who's fucked the whole scene... and people love to say "rock stars don't marry groupies."
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HAHA! I'm going to ask ESG if he still has any of those old photoshops of her.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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When does this catastrophe start to air?
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
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OMG, it's that Josie? I remember her from the 90s when her "modeling" website was part of a webring that included Yvette Nelson and chicks of that ilk. I don't think i would have recognized her as a blonde.
And really, Billy Duffy and Steve Stevens????? These guys haven't rocked since the 80s, what makes E! think that we'll care about their wives and their fame-whoring? Duff and Perry may have slid off the fame charts too, but they at least were associated with a couple of legendary bands twenty plus years ago. Must be strange for them to write and record new music on a daily basis only to go out on tour and have audiences only want to hear songs you recorded in 1987.
Relevance. They don't have it.
And really, Billy Duffy and Steve Stevens????? These guys haven't rocked since the 80s, what makes E! think that we'll care about their wives and their fame-whoring? Duff and Perry may have slid off the fame charts too, but they at least were associated with a couple of legendary bands twenty plus years ago. Must be strange for them to write and record new music on a daily basis only to go out on tour and have audiences only want to hear songs you recorded in 1987.
Relevance. They don't have it.
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Psh... Chelsea has principles. She wont have those whores. they prolly won't make it past episode 3!Aquanetsuperhold wrote:This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.
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She's dating 50 Cent, doesn't strike me especially principled.nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles. She wont have those whores. they prolly won't make it past episode 3!Aquanetsuperhold wrote:This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
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This.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.