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Is there really a difference ladies? Discuss.

Difference is you get some vs. you don't

ones classy ones not classy

Landshark2000 wrote:Penthouse vs trailerpark ... is there really a difference?

Depends on what trailerpark yer talkin' bout!

I RELISH THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A PINCH OF THE BACKSIDE OF A VICTORIA'S SECRET™ 'THE LACIE™' THONG BETWEEN MY CHEEK AND GUM
REALLY, NOW - THERE'S NO COMPARISON BETWEEN THAT AND A BUNG FLOSSER FROM YOUR LOCAL TARGET
IN OTHER WORDS
GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN WORKING MY TONGUE INTO A FUDGE TUNNEL THAT REMINDS ME OF FEASTING ON A CAPITAL GRILLE 24 OZ PORTERHOUSE VERSUS CHOMPING DOWN ON A GATDANG MCRIB SAMMICH?
RONALD MCDONALD CAN HUFF MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BEEF

ERIC ADAMS wrote:I RELISH THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A PINCH OF THE BACKSIDE OF A VICTORIA'S SECRET™ 'THE LACIE™' THONG BETWEEN MY CHEEK AND GUM
REALLY, NOW - THERE'S NO COMPARISON BETWEEN THAT AND A BUNG FLOSSER FROM YOUR LOCAL TARGET
IN OTHER WORDS
GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN WORKING MY TONGUE INTO A FUDGE TUNNEL THAT REMINDS ME OF FEASTING ON A CAPITAL GRILLE 24 OZ PORTERHOUSE VERSUS CHOMPING DOWN ON A GATDANG MCRIB SAMMICH?
RONALD MCDONALD CAN HUFF MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BEEF

ERIC, your words have sunken into me to the hilt!

I will confess, I own the odd pair of target undies...I don't think most men can tell the difference between Fetish and La Perla, and I'd rather him rip off the Fetish thong.

Yes, I said it.

Anyways, what happened to wearing a fresh pink pair of Fruit of the Loom bikini cuts underneath a miniskirt? For a weathered rocker who was expecting dental floss, it's $2.99 is a small price to pay to get the, ahem, fucking of your life.

Neither one. I prefer Agent Provocateur, although they're expensive.

Kristi Vicious wrote:Neither one. I prefer Agent Provocateur, although they're expensive.

You have great taste.

YEA VERILY, KRISTI HAS GREAT TASTE AND TASTES GREAT

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:ERIC, your words have sunken into me to the hilt!

MY SHAFT, THE ELONGATED EXCLAMATION POINT THAT TICKLES THY CERVIX
MY BALLS, THE VIGOROUS VERBS THAT SLAP AGAINST THY GOOCH

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:I will confess, I own the odd pair of target undies...I don't think most men can tell the difference between Fetish and La Perla, and I'd rather him rip off the Fetish thong.

I WILL ADMIT THAT I TYPICALLY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE, BUT THAT IS LIKELY CAUSED BY MY TUNNEL VISION AFFLICTION
IN OTHER WORDS
AS I GAIN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE FURBURGERY GOODNESS OF A RIPE AND READY MOUND OF MUNCHTASTICNESS, THE MATERIAL THAT COVERS HER SILKY SLIT AND DEWY DRILLHOLE IS BUT A MERE NUISANCE QUICKLY ERADICATED BY MY CHOPPERS IN A RAUCOUS REMOVAL RITUAL

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Anyways, what happened to wearing a fresh pink pair of Fruit of the Loom bikini cuts underneath a miniskirt? For a weathered rocker who was expecting dental floss, it's $2.99 is a small price to pay to get the, ahem, fucking of your life.

THIS IS ONE WEATHERED WARRIOR WHO WOULD BE PRIMED TO ROCK YOUR RUMP ROAST IF HE UNVEILED A PINK PAIR OF POONANNY PROTECTORS

Ehh, Victoria's Secret just has a better variety of styles and colors. The material feels better against your skin, too.

Funkychik02 wrote:Ehh, Victoria's Secret just has a better variety of styles and colors. The material feels better against your skin, too.

No doubt. I had some pairs of Second Skin Satin bikini cuts that a friend gave as a gift that were absolutely amazing...

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:No doubt. I had some pairs of Second Skin Satin bikini cuts that a friend gave as a gift that were absolutely amazing...

Damn, Lydia.

It's pretty brave of you posting pics of your family...

P.S. - I envy your brother's tits. So big and pert.

Thanks for proving the point that you don't actually have me blocked, and that you have read my other comments about you, including the one in which I surmised that you could not possibly be female. I've come to the conclusion that you are a fat man, rather than the fat woman I had originally assumed you to be.

this thread turned out way better than I expected! Lydia, how much do you weigh baby?

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:this thread turned out way better than I expected! Lydia, how much do you weigh baby?

Here are some facts about me:
- I work out about 5 hours per week.
- I eat primarily healthy food (e.g. lots of fresh fruits & vegetables; protein mainly from fish, chicken & tofu; reasonable serving sizes of carbs such as rice).
- My Body Mass Index is about 21.
- I am not fat.

Lydia wrote:Here are some facts about me:
- I work out about 5 hours per week.
- I eat primarily healthy food (e.g. lots of fresh fruits & vegetables; protein mainly from fish, chicken & tofu; reasonable serving sizes of carbs such as rice).
- My Body Mass Index is about 21.
- I am not fat.

Riki is now crying into his Cheerios.

krazeebaybee wrote:

Lydia wrote:Here are some facts about me:
- I work out about 5 hours per week.
- I eat primarily healthy food (e.g. lots of fresh fruits & vegetables; protein mainly from fish, chicken & tofu; reasonable serving sizes of carbs such as rice).
- My Body Mass Index is about 21.
- I am not fat.

Riki is now crying into his Cheerios.