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bonedog69
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Anybody ever hooked up with Janie Lane?
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Who on earth would want to ?

That fucking mess....

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bonedog69 wrote:Anybody ever hooked up with Janie Lane?
Read The Penis Chart on the front page. That's all the info you need to know:

Jani Lane / Warrant
FROG BOY is bumming when it comes to sex appeal. He can write a good song but his gummy bear won't take you to heaven.
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I don't even remember posting this. I was really stoned yesterday.
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or munching on your lover's fat sausage
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bonedog69 wrote:Anybody ever hooked up with Janie Lane?
No thanks, no.. I haven't hooked up with froggy boy. I'm just wondering though, if someone kissed Jani, would he turn into a Prince, or no?
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rattfan wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:Anybody ever hooked up with Janie Lane?
No thanks, no.. I haven't hooked up with froggy boy. I'm just wondering though, if someone kissed Jani, would he turn into a Prince, or no?
Being that he kisses tons of whores and he's still not a prince, I'd say no.
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