Would You Wear These?
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Would You Wear These?
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Re: Would You Wear These?
Absofuckinglutely not.
Thanks for asking, tho.
Thanks for asking, tho.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
No, but I'm sure GoddessFla would love them. Easier access.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
The woman who would wear those also has like 43 stuffed animals in the rear window of her car, speaks baby talk, and loves Hello Kitty. In other words ... Josie Pearl-Stevens.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
Prince would rock that outfit
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Re: Would You Wear These?
Not in a million years.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
If I were still in my teens or early 20's maybe but totally not pink. They remind me of this movie I saw when I was a little kid http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/ and I thought they were the shit.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
To work? Never. To a non-vanilla function? Perhaps.
Re: Would You Wear These?
Only with a big pair of grandma underwear.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
TALK ABOUT YOUR HEART OF DARKNESSFearsOfGun wrote:I'm sure GoddessFla would love them.
IN OTHER WORDS
BUT I DIGRESSTHE HORROR…THE HORROR
YOU CHASTE BROADS KILL ME – NONE OF YOU (OUTSIDE OF GRANNY PANTIES RAMPLEMAN), WOULD CLOTHE THY SWEET CHEEKS IN THOSE DERRIERE-DISPLAYING DUNGAREES?
AND I'LL ADD
WHILE YOURS TRULY WOULD NOT CONSIDER WEARING THOSE PINK PANTALOONS, I DO SPORT AN ARRAY OF ASSLESS CHAPS IN MY PERSONAL WARDROBE
WHAT CAN I SAY? SLUTS LIKE TO PLAY GRAB-ASS WITH THEIR LORD, AND I LIKE TO CUT TO THE CHASE
NOTHING BEATS A PAIR OF FEMININE HANDS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS I THRUST MY TEUTONIC TERMINATOR THROUGH HER TROPICAL TUNNEL AND ONWARDS AND UPWARDS TOWARDS HER TREMBLING THROAT
Re: Would You Wear These?
No, just because I think it looks dorky. I only wear cool clothes. Maybe if it was a black leather dress, with a heart on the back of my ass, maybe then. Them pants look too weird for my taste.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
Those are hideous.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
saracapri wrote:Only with a big pair of grandma underwear.
Good answer
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Re: Would You Wear These?
Fuck Yeah!
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Re: Would You Wear These?
I'd wear them if they were black PVC, but only to play in.
Re: Would You Wear These?
Can you imagine all the pocket lint (for lack of a better word) you'd catch wearing these? Gross.
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Re: Would You Wear These?
I actually like those. God knows why, but I actually dig those fucking things.
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