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Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
JBJ is picky yet he wants toothless greasy skanks that just blew the crew? Sure.MitziDupree wrote:Girlfriend, you've come to the right place!
And yes, you've hit the nail on the head. They pick girls out of the audience.
It's preferable if you're already seated in the first two or three rows of the venue, so be sure to either camp out for tickets or be willing to pay for the upgrade. You've got to be where they can see! This is your mantra.
Also, you need to wear your sluttiest clothes possible. I know JBJ comes off as a nice guy, but he's a dirty, dirty boy behind closed doors. He will want to pretend that you're crackwhore he picked up in a bad neighborhood (weird, I know, but who am I to pass judgement on someone else's kink?).
If you can achieve that look, hardcore, you will really stand out to his spotters. I know a girl who had a couple of teeth removed for a more authentic look, and she's been picked out of the audience TWICE. Seriously. Also, sometimes not bathing for a few days works, too. Bizarre, right? He's a "hair puller," and he gets a better grip if your hair's a little greasy. All part of the fantasy.
Know this up front: You are not going to fuck either JBJ or RS. However, if you follow my tips above, you might be allowed to suck their cocks. These guys are picky. Really picky. And they're important. They don't have a lot of time to waste on some dumb bimbo who's going to gag or pecker scrape with her teeth. You will be expected to audition your oral technique with someone close to JBJ or RS. It might be their head of security, or it might be the guy that spotted you in the crowd (as a bit of a reward). Don't be offended. This is just the way it works. If you can give this crew guy a mind-blowing blow job, you are, for sure, going to get to suck some rock cock.
Hope this helps, and good luck!
HMJ wrote: "We don't judge, we sludge"
It's Sarcasm™Rich-Bich wrote:JBJ is picky yet he wants toothless greasy skanks that just blew the crew? Sure.MitziDupree wrote:Girlfriend, you've come to the right place!
And yes, you've hit the nail on the head. They pick girls out of the audience.
It's preferable if you're already seated in the first two or three rows of the venue, so be sure to either camp out for tickets or be willing to pay for the upgrade. You've got to be where they can see! This is your mantra.
Also, you need to wear your sluttiest clothes possible. I know JBJ comes off as a nice guy, but he's a dirty, dirty boy behind closed doors. He will want to pretend that you're crackwhore he picked up in a bad neighborhood (weird, I know, but who am I to pass judgement on someone else's kink?).
If you can achieve that look, hardcore, you will really stand out to his spotters. I know a girl who had a couple of teeth removed for a more authentic look, and she's been picked out of the audience TWICE. Seriously. Also, sometimes not bathing for a few days works, too. Bizarre, right? He's a "hair puller," and he gets a better grip if your hair's a little greasy. All part of the fantasy.
Know this up front: You are not going to fuck either JBJ or RS. However, if you follow my tips above, you might be allowed to suck their cocks. These guys are picky. Really picky. And they're important. They don't have a lot of time to waste on some dumb bimbo who's going to gag or pecker scrape with her teeth. You will be expected to audition your oral technique with someone close to JBJ or RS. It might be their head of security, or it might be the guy that spotted you in the crowd (as a bit of a reward). Don't be offended. This is just the way it works. If you can give this crew guy a mind-blowing blow job, you are, for sure, going to get to suck some rock cock.
Hope this helps, and good luck!
You've got to be pulling my leg.MitziDupree wrote:Girlfriend, you've come to the right place!
And yes, you've hit the nail on the head. They pick girls out of the audience.
It's preferable if you're already seated in the first two or three rows of the venue, so be sure to either camp out for tickets or be willing to pay for the upgrade. You've got to be where they can see! This is your mantra.
Also, you need to wear your sluttiest clothes possible. I know JBJ comes off as a nice guy, but he's a dirty, dirty boy behind closed doors. He will want to pretend that you're crackwhore he picked up in a bad neighborhood (weird, I know, but who am I to pass judgement on someone else's kink?).
If you can achieve that look, hardcore, you will really stand out to his spotters. I know a girl who had a couple of teeth removed for a more authentic look, and she's been picked out of the audience TWICE. Seriously. Also, sometimes not bathing for a few days works, too. Bizarre, right? He's a "hair puller," and he gets a better grip if your hair's a little greasy. All part of the fantasy.
Know this up front: You are not going to fuck either JBJ or RS. However, if you follow my tips above, you might be allowed to suck their cocks. These guys are picky. Really picky. And they're important. They don't have a lot of time to waste on some dumb bimbo who's going to gag or pecker scrape with her teeth. You will be expected to audition your oral technique with someone close to JBJ or RS. It might be their head of security, or it might be the guy that spotted you in the crowd (as a bit of a reward). Don't be offended. This is just the way it works. If you can give this crew guy a mind-blowing blow job, you are, for sure, going to get to suck some rock cock.
Hope this helps, and good luck!
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
Seriously... guess girls here got even dumber while I was away.MitziDupree wrote:Swear to fucking god.
The aggregate IQ level on this board doesn't even approach Cheez Whiz.
I know I should not admit this, but I have not had a bath for a few days, and i dress like a slut, it's how I normally dress all de time. I don't have to pretend I am a crack whore I just act like that normally, just comes natural to me, ya know. I need to meet this JBJ guy, if this is all true and shit.MitziDupree wrote:Girlfriend, you've come to the right place!
And yes, you've hit the nail on the head. They pick girls out of the audience.
It's preferable if you're already seated in the first two or three rows of the venue, so be sure to either camp out for tickets or be willing to pay for the upgrade. You've got to be where they can see! This is your mantra.
Also, you need to wear your sluttiest clothes possible. I know JBJ comes off as a nice guy, but he's a dirty, dirty boy behind closed doors. He will want to pretend that you're crackwhore he picked up in a bad neighborhood (weird, I know, but who am I to pass judgement on someone else's kink?).
If you can achieve that look, hardcore, you will really stand out to his spotters. I know a girl who had a couple of teeth removed for a more authentic look, and she's been picked out of the audience TWICE. Seriously. Also, sometimes not bathing for a few days works, too. Bizarre, right? He's a "hair puller," and he gets a better grip if your hair's a little greasy. All part of the fantasy.
Know this up front: You are not going to fuck either JBJ or RS. However, if you follow my tips above, you might be allowed to suck their cocks. These guys are picky. Really picky. And they're important. They don't have a lot of time to waste on some dumb bimbo who's going to gag or pecker scrape with her teeth. You will be expected to audition your oral technique with someone close to JBJ or RS. It might be their head of security, or it might be the guy that spotted you in the crowd (as a bit of a reward). Don't be offended. This is just the way it works. If you can give this crew guy a mind-blowing blow job, you are, for sure, going to get to suck some rock cock.
Hope this helps, and good luck!
Best response, and probably the correct one.Hell'sHungryChild wrote:Grow a penis...
