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Is awesome. Just sayin' ladies... just sayin'.
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Step on up you meaty fine bitches.
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michelish wrote:you know i love you right? :lol:
I love you back sweettits.
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thewonkytits wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MY NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING!!!111
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I'm not meaty enough for the Rikstik.
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Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?
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rattfan wrote:Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?
Honey, he's talking about his penis.
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Jolt wrote:
rattfan wrote:Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?
Honey, he's talking about his penis.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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i've lost 10 lbs in the past month. i don't think i qualify for the Rikstik anymore :(
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Jolt wrote:
rattfan wrote:Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?
Honey, he's talking about his penis.
So Rickstik is saying he has an awesome penis. Is that true and can you confirm this to be true?
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rattfan wrote:
Jolt wrote:
rattfan wrote:Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?
Honey, he's talking about his penis.
So Rickstik is saying he has an awesome penis. Is that true and can you confirm this to be true?
No. I cannot confirm nor deny the awesomeness of his member aka The Rikstik. Nor do I want too. I'm leaving this thread now as I am freaked out.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Holla @ the rikstik!
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michelish wrote:i've seen the rikstick in my dreams. it has its own solar system and shoots white belgian chocolate!
That wasn't a dream sweettits. That was last night.
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What is the phrase that pays again? Oh yes, PICS OR GTFO!
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Inessence wrote:What is the phrase that pays again? Oh yes, PICS OR GTFO!
You first. I gotta make sure you qualify.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
Inessence wrote:What is the phrase that pays again? Oh yes, PICS OR GTFO!
You first. I gotta make sure you qualify.
Oh come on Riki, we all know having tits and a pulse automatically qualifies anybody for a rikstik shot. You dirty whore.
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Metal_Mistress wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
Inessence wrote:What is the phrase that pays again? Oh yes, PICS OR GTFO!
You first. I gotta make sure you qualify.
Oh come on Riki, we all know having tits and a pulse automatically qualifies anybody for a rikstik shot. You dirty whore.

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I'd ride the Rikstik, if he looks like Ronnie James Dio... :mrgreen:
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rattfan wrote:I'd ride the Rikstik, if he looks like Ronnie James Dio... :mrgreen:
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Maybe a very young Dio? Ok no.....looks more like one of the guys in Anthrax.
Please don't let my opinion influence you. I personally hope the Rikstik gets all the action it deserves. :wink:
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I would ride the Rikstik.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:I would ride the Rikstik.
:shock: Thanks!
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:I would ride the Rikstik.
:shock: Thanks!
It's ok, RIki, he won't stick it in you, ain't that right Rbo? :D
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Metal_Mistress wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:I would ride the Rikstik.
:shock: Thanks!
It's ok, RIki, he won't stick it in you, ain't that right Rbo? :D
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