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Have you always squirted?

Do you always squirt/ejaculate?

Was it something you learned or does it come naturally without even trying?

Do you like squirting or would you rather you didn't?

Guys, your opinion on squirters, like or dislike?

For those that have always wanted to squirt, forget all those long tutorials online, look no further, it's really quite simple, these women really know what they're talking about.

How to Squirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO3aMgsUx1c

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Never had a squirter. Is on my list of things to do.

Do I squirt? Shit, I can water my plants!

Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.

FearsOfGun wrote:Do I squirt? Shit, I can water my plants!

Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.

I know, she's fucking awesome, I love both of them.

Those ladies are fantastic! *subscribed*

In time, I'd actually like to do something like that, but now I'd run the risk of getting disowned by my father's side of the family. We'll see whether I eventually don't give a damn.

I don't think I've earned sufficient stripes to openly discuss my own personal experience, but I will say this: Regardless of the exaggeration or occasional 'cheating', I'm actually grateful for the ladies in porn who've brought squirting to the forefront of men's minds.

Men: she didn't "break a water main down there" (that clever homegrown phrase still fills me with chagrin) - you're just doing things right

I knew I should have put this in the lounge.

Why don't you? It oughtta be a laugh.

Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.

This is true. Also, there are more hos on this board, there was more chance of a few squirters, or so I thought. Turns out their pussies only get wet for NIN.

I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.

What awful movie is that from? I have to see it.

No idea!


Oh, and

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.

True enough.

There are a lot of classy ho's up in this piece.

When I was in my 20s I had a girl squirt on my face when I was going down on her.
It seemed like a pint or more.
At first I thought she pissed all over my face.
No warning from her at all.
It was pretty cool looking back on it.

Girls squirting is hot.

When my girlfriend squirted when we first did it was a real turn on.

Metal_Mistress wrote:

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.

What awful movie is that from? I have to see it.

"Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/

I gush. I wouldn't call it squirting. It doesn't look like a water sprinkler at the High School football field. More like a Tsunami wave hitting the shore..

There's only been one man to make me do that.

dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/

Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

Inessence wrote:

dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/

Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.

Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.

Metal_Mistress wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

Inessence wrote:

dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/

Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.

Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.

I have it on my computer.

SanityClause wrote:

Metal_Mistress wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

I have it on my computer.

Rubbish. I was nowhere near your computer when it happened.

I had an EX that a while after our break up, we started hooking up just to do nasty things to each other again...She had begun or learned how to squirt....First time was all over me in 69 and it was HOOOOTTTTTTT!!! Her screams were muffled by my dick in her mouth as she took my squirt.

DAMN I MISS HER SOMETIMES!!!

Metal_Mistress wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

Inessence wrote:

dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/

Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.

Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.

http://www.demonoid.me/files/?query=Grim+Prairie+Tales

SikkTikett wrote:
http://www.demonoid.me/files/?query=Grim+Prairie+Tales

Nifty, but it requires a registration code and says:
Registrations are closed. If you have an invitation code, click here.....

Care to share?

SanityClause wrote:Never had a squirter. Is on my list of things to do.

You make me squirt.


Whut?

2 finger cul-de-sac.

that's all i'm sharing.

MegaBeth wrote:I gush. I wouldn't call it squirting. It doesn't look like a water sprinkler at the High School football field. More like a Tsunami wave hitting the shore..

How much do you weigh?

Metal_Mistress wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

You're both welcome.

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:No idea!


Oh, and

Who's that?