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Who is the hottest musician?

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Who's is the hotter musician around today?



I think that Matt Tuck (BFMV) is.
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:Who's is the hotter musician around today?



I think that Matt Tuck (BFMV) is.
Hotter than who?
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Sorry.

I meant who is the hottest musician?
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This one's a no brainer.

Phil Anselmo. Bottom line.
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Steve Riley, it is.
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MissChelle857 wrote:This one's a no brainer.

Phil Anselmo. Bottom line.
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Good lord, this truly is a sad state of affairs for the music industry these days. All we got is Phil Anselmo & Matt Tuck for today's hottest dudes? :shock:
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Hanoi Roxx wrote:Good lord, this truly is a sad state of affairs for the music industry these days. All we got is Phil Anselmo & Matt Tuck for today's hottest dudes? :shock:
He gained a lot of weight, but Tom DeLonge doesn't look too bad when he's got a flattering haircut.
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Although maybe I'm biased right now since I've been listening to a lot of Blink-182 and remembering how hot he used to be.

Other than that, though...

...uh...Phil Anselmo...who is also getting a little chubby...

And that's all I can think of.

Which is pretty sad.
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Just saw Michael Monroe on the 6th and I've got to say, Sami Yaffa looks really good for his age.
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ERIC ADAMS wrote:
MissChelle857 wrote:This one's a no brainer.

Phil Anselmo. Bottom line.
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Hahahahaha. Ahem. Aside from none other than Man O War's Eric Adams. ;)
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Gus G! Too bad he's married though.
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The hottest musician is Keri Kelli. He is just fucking GORGEOUS!!
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Gabby from Slunt is fucking hot and Terri Nunn from Berlin is fucking sexy as hell.
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:D :arrow: "Weird AL" Yankovic and David Bowie take the cake.
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Kristi Vanian wrote:Image

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3rd guy down is seriously ugly.
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Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
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The second and third pics are the same guy, the last pic is of Paul Simonon.

And none of them are ugly. I'd fuck them all. Hard. Repeatedly.


There are uglier guys mentioned in this thread.
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:Who's is the hotter musician around today?



I think that Matt Tuck (BFMV) is.

Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides) is pretty hot.
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:
xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:Who's is the hotter musician around today?



I think that Matt Tuck (BFMV) is.

Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides) is pretty hot.
Andy Sixx/Pierce/Biersack? :shock:
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That just makes me sad... :?
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I bet him and Jeffree Star are an item.
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CHINO mutha fuckin MORENO<3 That is the man of my dreams right there ugh
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vulpix104 wrote: He gained a lot of weight, but Tom DeLonge doesn't look too bad when he's got a flattering haircut.
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Although maybe I'm biased right now since I've been listening to a lot of Blink-182 and remembering how hot he used to be.
No shame...I always thought Tom was hot too.
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wow you guys aim low, get some taste
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