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Why do bitches make a big deal about...
Getting cum on their face or their hair? They'll take it just about everywhere else.
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Because cum's a bitch to get out of your hair.
Or so I've heard.
Or so I've heard.
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You're going with the wrong girls.rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:Getting cum on their face or their hair? They'll take it just about everywhere else.
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Go away.Flowerfairy wrote:First off, we're not bitches. We are women. Second, 'cum' is messy, and tastes revolting. Not all women like it in their hair, mouth, or over their bodies. To me, the best place for it is inside a condom! Safe sex all the way! Well, safer sex anyway, these days all sex carries risks.
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I have fond memories of a redheaded Wiccan I used to see...she said she noticed cum in her hair on the bus one morning and it just made her horny.
That gal had the right attitude. Christ I miss her! She moved to Scotland.
That gal had the right attitude. Christ I miss her! She moved to Scotland.
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Crazy Levi wrote:I have fond memories of a redheaded Wiccan I used to see...she said she noticed cum in her hair on the bus one morning and it just made her horny.
That gal had the right attitude. Christ I miss her! She moved to Scotland.
To get away from you I presume?
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Maybe this will help answer your question Riki.
Jizz to me is like that white slimy thing in a raw egg yolk. You dont really want that in your hair. I'll take it on my body anywhere, just dont mess with the hair.
Jizz to me is like that white slimy thing in a raw egg yolk. You dont really want that in your hair. I'll take it on my body anywhere, just dont mess with the hair.
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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MANOWAR SLUTS FAR AND WIDE
CRAVE MY CREAM FROM DEEP INSIDE
ON THEIR KNEES IS WHERE THEY GO
OPEN MOUTHS FOR LIQUID FLOW
UPON THEIR FACE OR IN THEIR HAIR
I STROKE IT OUT WITHOUT A CARE…
CRAVE MY CREAM FROM DEEP INSIDE
ON THEIR KNEES IS WHERE THEY GO
OPEN MOUTHS FOR LIQUID FLOW
UPON THEIR FACE OR IN THEIR HAIR
I STROKE IT OUT WITHOUT A CARE…
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Youre so dreamy!ERIC ADAMS wrote:MANOWAR SLUTS FAR AND WIDE
CRAVE MY CREAM FROM DEEP INSIDE
ON THEIR KNEES IS WHERE THEY GO
OPEN MOUTHS FOR LIQUID FLOW
UPON THEIR FACE OR IN THEIR HAIR
I STROKE IT OUT WITHOUT A CARE…
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Flowerfairy wrote:Why did you tell me to go away? I said nothing offensive. Merely stating an opinion.
True but this is the Ho Board not the Uptight Twat Board.
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Winter wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:I have fond memories of a redheaded Wiccan I used to see...she said she noticed cum in her hair on the bus one morning and it just made her horny.
That gal had the right attitude. Christ I miss her! She moved to Scotland.
To get away from you I presume?
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why dont u accept PM's?Flowerfairy wrote:Why did you tell me to go away? I said nothing offensive. Merely stating an opinion.
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I don't mind it at all. A hot shower will fix just about any sticky residue.
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"Hi, I'm from 1991".Flowerfairy wrote:First off, we're not bitches. We are women. Second, 'cum' is messy, and tastes revolting. Not all women like it in their hair, mouth, or over their bodies. To me, the best place for it is inside a condom! Safe sex all the way! Well, safer sex anyway, these days all sex carries risks.
I've been with five women in the past ten years, (five years married, the rest casual situations). EVERY single one of these women requested that it go on their face, every single one of them asked to be called a bitch, (among other even worse names), while it was going on. They requested it, and not always at my suggestion.
As for the taste. The ex-wife, if it went anywhere but her mouth, would scoop it up and eat it. She even licked it off of the sheets a couple of times. She would act disappointed if at least a little didn't make it into her mouth.
None of these girls were like that in public. But two adults behind closed doors... be as dirty and depraved as you can possibly be. No one is going to know but you. It's pretty fucking fun.
You may now remove the stick from your ass.....or is that too freaky for you?
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a good verseERIC ADAMS wrote:MANOWAR SLUTS FAR AND WIDE
CRAVE MY CREAM FROM DEEP INSIDE
ON THEIR KNEES IS WHERE THEY GO
OPEN MOUTHS FOR LIQUID FLOW
UPON THEIR FACE OR IN THEIR HAIR
I STROKE IT OUT WITHOUT A CARE…
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A girl who gets cum in her hair is sucking off a man that can't aim.
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LOLOrionslavegirl1 wrote:A girl who gets cum in her hair is sucking off a man that can't aim.
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JDoom wrote:"Hi, I'm from 1991".Flowerfairy wrote:First off, we're not bitches. We are women. Second, 'cum' is messy, and tastes revolting. Not all women like it in their hair, mouth, or over their bodies. To me, the best place for it is inside a condom! Safe sex all the way! Well, safer sex anyway, these days all sex carries risks.
I've been with five women in the past ten years, (five years married, the rest casual situations). EVERY single one of these women requested that it go on their face, every single one of them asked to be called a bitch, (among other even worse names), while it was going on. They requested it, and not always at my suggestion.
As for the taste. The ex-wife, if it went anywhere but her mouth, would scoop it up and eat it. She even licked it off of the sheets a couple of times. She would act disappointed if at least a little didn't make it into her mouth.
None of these girls were like that in public. But two adults behind closed doors... be as dirty and depraved as you can possibly be. No one is going to know but you. It's pretty fucking fun.
You may now remove the stick from your ass.....or is that too freaky for you?
THIS. All day, everyday. Kudos.
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I don't care where it goes honestly. Sex is supposed to be dirty messy fun.
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How much do you weigh?Davina wrote:I don't care where it goes honestly. Sex is supposed to be dirty messy fun.
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140lbs. I'm a fatty,so that's probably why I'm not prissy like some bitches.rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:How much do you weigh?Davina wrote:I don't care where it goes honestly. Sex is supposed to be dirty messy fun.
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Davina wrote:140lbs. I'm a fatty,so that's probably why I'm not prissy like some bitches.rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:How much do you weigh?Davina wrote:I don't care where it goes honestly. Sex is supposed to be dirty messy fun.
Have at it Riki!
Davine, be prepared to be internet raped by ricki....hounding you for pics thru PM.
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Or she's not a good goalie.Orionslavegirl1 wrote:A girl who gets cum in her hair is sucking off a man that can't aim.
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Hellsinkey wrote:Or she's not a good goalie.Orionslavegirl1 wrote:A girl who gets cum in her hair is sucking off a man that can't aim.
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You sound like a prude.Flowerfairy wrote:@ Davina: I don't think it is a matter of being 'prissy'. It is simply a matter of preference. I objected to the term 'bitch' in the post title because I find it offensive.That doesn't mean I'm 'prissy', ( I've heard and been called much much worse...but I still don't like it). That is just my opinion. I don't know why the person who started this post couldn't have just used the term 'women' or 'girls'. Unless he was trying to prove he is 'macho' or a 'man' or something else. Plus your weight has nothing to do with what you like sexually. I wouldn't consider you overweight. 140 is not overweight.
However, what I have noticed about ths board is, instead of people engaging in thought provoking dialogue, all people do, is hurl insults at one another or try to "shock" each other with stories. Sure, I have been disgusted at times at the women and men who have claim to have cheated on their partners, and boasted about it, (there is nothing empowering about being a 'groupie' they are just lamposts for the dogs i.e: the musicians, to piss on and vice versa), but, I believe, cheating is wrong. There are explanations, but no excuses. There is no room for cheating in a healthy monogamous relationship. There have also been ex strippers on here as well. When you are a stripper, like my friend was, you are just one step away from prostitution. In fact, she moved from stripping to porn to escort/prostitution. And now has a lot of anger issues to work through. And regrets it all. I think, really, this forum is just a bunch of kids trying to outdo each other with silly shock tactics which is why this will be my last post. I simply have nothing else to contribute...even trying to be shocking gets boring after a while. Just ask Howard Stern.
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Have at it Riki!
Davine, be prepared to be internet raped by ricki....hounding you for pics thru PM.
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RPBitch wrote:The sponge doesn't protect against your dirty dick, Riki. Girl ain't crazy.
MitziDupree wrote:Would: ride the rikstick
Would not: ride the HMJ stick