Which musicians (and/or those in their crew) can't get it up?
Anyone been with one who took you backstage/on the bus/in the hotel and couldn't get it up...due to drugs/alcohol/old age/etc.?
Details...
I will start...I have not encountered this, but I'm sure some of you have.
Musicians who can't get it up
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Re: Musicians who can't get it up
I have encountered this with a rocker I hooked up with over the long-term, but the problem was due to excessive alcohol consumption and didn't happen all the time by any stretch, or he wouldn't have ended up a long-term hookup.
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Re: Musicians who can't get it up
ever thought that it was YOU not them?
just sayin'
fo real though, esp. if you is old and busted.
flabby tits and scary skin does not a big dick make.
just sayin'
fo real though, esp. if you is old and busted.
flabby tits and scary skin does not a big dick make.
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Re: Musicians who can't get it up
Yeah but would they take you back to the bus/room/etc. if you were, how you eloquently put it, "old and busted/(with)flabby tits..." in the first place? You can tell if some chick is old and has saggy boobs just looking at them.Aloysius Pendergast wrote:ever thought that it was YOU not them?
just sayin'
fo real though, esp. if you is old and busted.
flabby tits and scary skin does not a big dick make.
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I'm thinking he/she/it was referring to women with nasty bodies when the clothes come off.RadGurL3 wrote:Yeah but would they take you back to the bus/room/etc. if you were, how you eloquently put it, "old and busted/(with)flabby tits..." in the first place? You can tell if some chick is old and has saggy boobs just looking at them.
Re: Musicians who can't get it up
Yeah, maybe. Well, I guess there are no stories out there about rock dudes not getting it up cuz of substance usage...or maybe it's just that no one wants to share any stories.Lydia wrote:I'm thinking he/she/it was referring to women with nasty bodies when the clothes come off.RadGurL3 wrote:Yeah but would they take you back to the bus/room/etc. if you were, how you eloquently put it, "old and busted/(with)flabby tits..." in the first place? You can tell if some chick is old and has saggy boobs just looking at them.
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Go back and read the Penis Chart. I do believe they mention Jerry Dixon not being able to get it up because of all the drugs he did...I'm sure there are mentions of at least 1 or 2 other rockers to bootRadGurL3 wrote: Yeah, maybe. Well, I guess there are no stories out there about rock dudes not getting it up cuz of substance usage...or maybe it's just that no one wants to share any stories.
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Good idea!NativeTampon wrote:Go back and read the Penis Chart. I do believe they mention Jerry Dixon not being able to get it up because of all the drugs he did...I'm sure there are mentions of at least 1 or 2 other rockers to bootRadGurL3 wrote: Yeah, maybe. Well, I guess there are no stories out there about rock dudes not getting it up cuz of substance usage...or maybe it's just that no one wants to share any stories.
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Re: Musicians who can't get it up
Wild Mick Brown supposedly falls into this category. Oh man I hate knowing this much about rock stars.RadGurL3 wrote:Good idea!NativeTampon wrote:Go back and read the Penis Chart. I do believe they mention Jerry Dixon not being able to get it up because of all the drugs he did...I'm sure there are mentions of at least 1 or 2 other rockers to bootRadGurL3 wrote: Yeah, maybe. Well, I guess there are no stories out there about rock dudes not getting it up cuz of substance usage...or maybe it's just that no one wants to share any stories.
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Re: Musicians who can't get it up
oOoh, good topic OP
so this could be a number of reasons, right?
medication
heavy drug/alcohol use
age
Luckily, I've never been with a guy who had this issue.
so this could be a number of reasons, right?
medication
heavy drug/alcohol use
age
Luckily, I've never been with a guy who had this issue.
Re: Musicians who can't get it up
Gunnar Nelson.REDACTED. Gross. Only wanted to watch Garth Brooks REDACTED jerk it. I was signed to REDACTED for 2 years at that point, so no-I'm not hideous-REDACTED.
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That doesn’t make sense. did Gunner have a video of Garth beating his meat? 
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