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1. Perla Hudson (Slash?GNR-Slash's Snakepit): The soon-to-be former wife of GNR's Slash reportedly was his mistress before he left his wife to marry her. Ms. Hudson bragged about how she had more diamonds than Jay-Z. When their marriage hit the rocks, Ms. Hudson reportedly assaulted a porn-star whom she alleged was flirting with her husband. Said pornstar pressed charges. Ms. Hudson is presently dating a Slash doppelganger and promotes herself as a role model for Latina women. BFF's with #3.

2. Mariqueen Maandig (Trent Reznor?NIN/HTDA): Trent met his mail order wife after reportedly seeing her on Cyber Playboy. The sometime singer/tamborine player for West Indian Girl quit her band, then began launching a Twitter campaign in which she bragged of her new found wealth. The original photoshopper, Ms. Maandig is known to post photos that make her look like a Chinese calendar model. Dumb as paint, Ms. Maandig thinks that maribou is fur and famously misspelled nuptials. Twittergate ensured, whereby Trent accused Metal Sludgers of racism against his baby-mama to be and quit Twitter for several months. Rumours continue to abound that Mari is Reznor's beard and/or retaliation against someone who broke his heart. The two continue to make shitty music as "How To Destroy Angels".

3. Evis Xheneti (James Munky Shaffer/Korn): Ms. Xheneti has been with Munky since 2005 and married him in 2012. Nouveau riche, Ms. Xheneti has never met a camera or mirror she doesn't like. This Balkan blow up doll makes sure her hubby promotes her lil' sister's lame pop music career and takes the whole family on vacation on his dime. No stranger to photoshopping (or lip enhancement), Ms. Xheneti got very testy when Korn fans pointed out the huge discrepancy between press photos and those she uploaded, and proceeded to block people who questioned her wearing fur
(in August, no less). Very controlling of the hubby. BFF's with #1.

4. Etty Lau Farrell (Perry Farrell/Jane's Addiction): Another one who thinks herself classy. Ms. Farrell, who is Asian, sports bleach blonde hair and a suspiciously small nose. Ms. Farrell insists that her name be pronounced "Et-ty" and only drinks champagne, as befitting a lady of her status (sarcasm). Featured on the now defunct E! Show, "Married to Rock." Rumor is that Trent Reznor has some weird kind of competition with Perry, as both have children with bizarre names like Lazarus & Balthazar. Why not just name your kids "Plague" for fuck's sake?

5. Valerie Dibenedetto/Michelle Dibenedetto (M. Shadows/Synester Gates--Avenged Sevenfold). These twins are married to the lead singer/lead guitar played of Avenged Sevenfold. Masculine looking Valerie described herself as "very beautiful" on Urban Dictionary and warned all us bitches to stay away from her man. Shortly after marrying Michelle, pics of Synester with his hand on the inner thigh of a an "ahem" Rubenesque friend surfaced on the internet. What can I say? He was with Roxana Shirazi, so his taste is questionable.
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This is so confusing, I don't use forums. My god how'd you find that all out? No doubt they'll be reading this.
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PinkSleek wrote:This is so confusing, I don't use forums. My god how'd you find that all out? No doubt they'll be reading this.
PinkSleek,

It's not that difficult. Basically, this is a place where you can talk trash about all things rock related...that's the whole point of this site! It's good fun, and honestly, people here are not half as bad as some of the posts I've read on Instagram or YouTube. The other advantage is that you can private message people if you don't want something posted publicly. The only thing I haven't figured out is how to post pics, so if anyone can help in that regard it would be much appreciated.

Evis and her buddies can bitch all they want, it's a free country...the same country that protects their right to post obnoxious pictures of themselves wearing dead animals and flaunting their lip injections.

To answer your question, I watch a lot of bad tv, and have friends on social media who tell me stuff. Some of it is personal observation, though.
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Pinksleek apparently must be new to sludging. We are rather vicious here, a den of lions on a pcp bender.
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Well that's lovely then I do love a good bitch if I'm gonna be honest. Where shall we start! What on earth is with these rockstars?? They go for the ugliest chicks!! Like not even average like homely looking manshe's. And as for that evis the amount of times I see her stinking posts show up on my news feed cause I like Korns page wtf! She is the most attention seeking nobody I have ever come across in my life like calling herself an actress? I've seen catch me if you can, where is she? I didn't see her. How can you call yourself an actress when you're probably on like in the background as a tea lady or something. And lets talk about how damn fugly looking she is and then you got all the albanians going on about how beautiful they all are. I swear albania's like some 3rd world country? Here in the UK we're honestly considering leaving the EU cause the likes of them and their pickpockets. MATE IF YOU'RE READING THIS ALBANIA AINT SHIT! And you look like a transvestite lets get that out of the way. Is Munky gay or something? She looks like a man straight up. Man in drag. No amount of nose jobs are gonna file away that beak.
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Oh my God you are too funny! Yes, a lot of these rock wives look like glorified lady boys. I've not seen Evis in person, so I can't really say how manly she is but I'm definitely struck by the discrepancy between her press photos and apparently Photoshopped selfies. I think it was Kathy who said that she saw them in Big Sur and that she and the sister were unattractive, with big noses and long faces.
While I understand national pride and all, most people can't even find Albania on a map so I don't really understand why she thinks being Albanian makes her superior. She goes on and on about Munky giving props to his Albanian wife and son, when in reality his children are half American and living in America. And point taken regarding this being common among Albanian women; if you really want to see obnoxious, Google Albanian singer Bleona " fuck you, I'm famous."
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Thank you... Have you ever met an albanian yourself? They are so up themselves I'd never be proud and I never noticed how controlling she actually is. But I will say she is one lucky @"$*^:£%!! How do these bitches marry so well?? And as for the guys maybe it's cause they were never supermodel material before and still aren't now... Sad really. And her sisters music video looooooooooool What is it please tell me! hahaha she's just being slated in the comments. I don't know much about other rockstar wives other than then fact they are some very lucky diamond miners.
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No, I can honestly say that I haven't personally met any Albanians but every time I asked someone and they rolled their eyes and give me an exasperated expression. They have a reputation for being crazy, though. I've seen Evis from a distance but not up close… I will say that she always looks bored as fuck and is always playing with her hair. The sister… I don't even know where to start with her. Her videos are laugh out loud funny...and she kind of reminds me of one of those Paul Smith sock monkeys… You know what I mean, right?
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roar! you are vicious. I think the most annoying is Perla. We can see it because she told the public her business. Slash seems more down to earth than her. I can see why he kicked her to the curb.

There is something about Etty that gets on my nerves, maybe it is her fakeness? Perry gets on my nerves too. It is like he fake as well. It is a shame because he didn't use to be that way. I guess that is what fame does to a person. Remember when he use to be all freaky artistic weirdo? He looks like a yuppie husband now and Etty looks like a Stepford wife.

I don't know about the others...
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Lol..."He looks like a yuppie husband! So true, he looks like he should be living in Williamsburg and shopping at Whole Foods with his man purse. She totally emasculated him! Well, what little masculinity he had to begin with she took.
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I don't know as much about the others but I never could stand Perla Hudson. The Dibenedetto twins suck too.
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Don't know about Roxana but she's one of my FB friends, didn't realize she was a star fucker, always complaining about whichever rocker treating her like shit or not being nice.
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According to Roxanna's Book from a few years back, Synester Gates from Avenged urinated on her . :shock:
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As a sex act or being a dick?
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As a sex act, in a parking lot. Classy!
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We have a local groupie named Rita who put out a book of her own about all the rockers she's been with. Rita Rae Roxx.
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I think I've heard of her...is her book worth reading? I would say get Roxana's book if it's used, not really much to read. It's more sad than entertaining, truth be told, and it's hard to tell whether her exploits really occurred or are mostly a product of her imagination.
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It's an ok read, I got it mainly for the pics and stuff from shows I saw but its like I went here, met this guy, fucked this guy, etc.
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Perla's got great tits.
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I thought I saw your IMBD post on YouTube Amanda, it's gone isn't it? I thought I was going crazy. Wow so they did delete it huh? hahahaha looooool so she knows she's butt ugly then mwuhaha. Come on out Evis! I'd love to have it out with her, let me hear what you have to say. Anyway I don't know who would want nasty blow job lips like theirs anyway it's absolutely disgusting. All bumpy and wobbly, You're right about the long face though jeez she's looking like a horse. And lmaoooo with the sock monkey comment ahahahahhahahaha!
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PinkSleek wrote:I thought I saw your IMBD post on YouTube Amanda, it's gone isn't it? I thought I was going crazy. Wow so they did delete it huh? hahahaha looooool so she knows she's butt ugly then mwuhaha. Come on out Evis! I'd love to have it out with her, let me hear what you have to say. Anyway I don't know who would want nasty blow job lips like theirs anyway it's absolutely disgusting. All bumpy and wobbly, You're right about the long face though jeez she's looking like a horse. And lmaoooo with the sock monkey comment ahahahahhahahaha!
I had the same reaction as you...yes, they deleted it. Evis also deleted most of her IMDB pics & some from her Instagram account after Kathy reposted them.

Oh, and another thing...if your lips already take up half of your face, why the fuck would you want to line outside of your lips to make them even bigger? She looks like a drag queen with bad makeup skills or that old broad from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane."
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Midwestmetalgod wrote:It's an ok read, I got it mainly for the pics and stuff from shows I saw but its like I went here, met this guy, fucked this guy, etc.
Mostly 80's hair metal bands?
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Yeah she's been with Billy Squier who took her virginity, Juan Crocier, David Lee Roth, Bret Michaels, Carlos Cavazo among others.
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Billy Squier, now that's a name from the past!

Brett Michaels will sleep with anything, remember "Rock of Love," LOL! Don't know why she's bragging about that.
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Amanda Fox wrote:Billy Squier, now that's a name from the past!

Brett Michaels will sleep with anything, remember "Rock of Love," LOL! Don't know why she's bragging about that.
How about Juan Croucier? :shock: I would deny all involvement!
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I don't know much about the boys from Ratt, but just looking at pics from Juan back in the day, yeah, I would deny all involvement too :oops:
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What's funny is she had moved to LA to further chase celebs I think hoping to marry one and returned to Nebraska years later after they all fell from fame. She has several kids from a reg dude I guess and has been engaged for 5+ years and I think she's still holding out for a rockstar husband but keeps putting off the wedding, but sheesh, she's pushing 50 and looking 60+! She and a former groupie friend were at Def Leppard last night on the prowl with all the other soccer moms.
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Midwestmetalgod wrote:What's funny is she had moved to LA to further chase celebs I think hoping to marry one and returned to Nebraska years later after they all fell from fame. She has several kids from a reg dude I guess and has been engaged for 5+ years and I think she's still holding out for a rockstar husband but keeps putting off the wedding, but sheesh, she's pushing 50 and looking 60+! She and a former groupie friend were at Def Leppard last night on the prowl with all the other soccer moms.
Too funny...was she trying to work security to get backstage? Hell, she might have a chance with Joe Elliott...he looks terrible, and I hear he's a miserable shit.
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Not sure but I think old Joe was eyeing the 20 somethings that hair bands seem to be attracting nowadays. She looks rough, but then again she liked coke.
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Midwestmetalgod wrote:Not sure but I think old Joe was eyeing the 20 somethings that hair bands seem to be attracting nowadays. She looks rough, but then again she liked coke.
LOL, you mean this bimbo?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BleKuJHCUAALODL.jpg

How does someone with no career and multiple kids cough up the money to go on the "Monsters of Rock" cruise? Those things are not exactly cheap.

On another note, can you tell me how to post pics on here? I tried copying the image but it didn't work, so I had to post the URL. Thanks.
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