Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

The most feared Groupie Board on the internet!

Moderator: Metal Sludge

User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

1. Mariqueen Maandig (Trent Reznor/NIN): So I have on good authority that Ms. Reznor recently dropped baby number three, and she's still dumb as paint. Her Twitter and Instagram posts are full of complaints about not being able to lose the post baby weight, pics of her designer handbags, and mis-inforned comments that the baby was born on Samhain (which she incorrectly states as being November 1st). I guess Trent figured out that he wasn't going to make money off her shitty vocals or looks and decided to use her as a baby factory. Pimp daddy Reznor apparently does not allow her to post full frontal pics of their kids.

Image

Image

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7cknlIIcAEIpfC.jpg

2. Evis Xheneti Shaeffer (James Munky Shaffer/Korn): The few Instagram and Facebook followers that she hasn't paid for have really inflated her ego in recent months. Ms. Xheneti loves to post about how spiritually evolved she is and how she's vibrating at "a higher frequency" than the rest of us (Read: I'm better than you...I've read "The Secret," and I'm married to a rock star!). She posts endless pics herself showcasing her huge lips, fake breasts, and fake nose and then complains that people are "bullying" her and threatens or blocks anyone that does anything less than kiss her ass. I would repost pics of her here but she claims that her pics are "copyrighted", so look her up on IG, FB, & Twitter under Evis_Xheneti or Evis Xheneti Shaeffer.

3. Ettie Farrell (Perry Farrell/Jane's Addiction): Still trashy.

4. Perla Hudson (Slash's ex): Still gross and arrogant.

5. Sheri Moon Zombie: (Rob Zombie): Ok, so I was really disappointed about this one. Yes, she is a shitty actress but I kind of liked "The Lords of Salem," (which might explain why no one wants to go to the movies with me). Someone I met recently told me that she met Rob & Sheri at an event and they were horrible to her. Sheri apparently looked her up and down like she stepped in a piece of shit. While they both might have been having a bad day, I still think it was rather declasse, since no one really knows who she is.

***Please feel free to add to this list by sharing your own stories and pics***
BlotzersCheesecake
Opening Act in Local Bars
Posts: 303
Joined: Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BlotzersCheesecake »

Courtney Sixx. Just look at her social media accounts that should explain it all.
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

BlotzersCheesecake wrote:Courtney Sixx. Just look at her social media accounts that should explain it all.
I see she's friends with the "Housewives" Hollywood set...isn't she in the fashion industry?
BlotzersCheesecake
Opening Act in Local Bars
Posts: 303
Joined: Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BlotzersCheesecake »

Claims to be model, Martha Stewert type. Celeb in her mind.
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

really about Sheri??? nawww. I know someone who worked for her and he always said positive things about her!
She isn't fake like the other wives and she doesn't seem like an attention whore... no obvious plastic surgery, designer crap, etc..
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

BlotzersCheesecake wrote:Claims to be model, Martha Stewert type. Celeb in her mind.

She's in good company then, 'cause most of them are celebs in their own minds, LOL!
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

melissazombie wrote:really about Sheri??? nawww. I know someone who worked for her and he always said positive things about her!
She isn't fake like the other wives and she doesn't seem like an attention whore... no obvious plastic surgery, designer crap, etc..
That's what I thought too...maybe she was having a bad day.
Alice Malace
Music Fan
Posts: 7
Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:28 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Alice Malace »

Amanda Fox wrote:1. Mariqueen Maandig (Trent Reznor/NIN): So I have on good authority that Ms. Reznor recently dropped baby number three, and she's still dumb as paint. Her Twitter and Instagram posts are full of complaints about not being able to lose the post baby weight, pics of her designer handbags, and mis-inforned comments that the baby was born on Samhain (which she incorrectly states as being November 1st). I guess Trent figured out that he wasn't going to make money off her shitty vocals or looks and decided to use her as a baby factory. Pimp daddy Reznor apparently does not allow her to post full frontal pics of their kids.

Image

Image

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7cknlIIcAEIpfC.jpg

2. Evis Xheneti Shaeffer (James Munky Shaffer/Korn): The few Instagram and Facebook followers that she hasn't paid for have really inflated her ego in recent months. Ms. Xheneti loves to post about how spiritually evolved she is and how she's vibrating at "a higher frequency" than the rest of us (Read: I'm better than you...I've read "The Secret," and I'm married to a rock star!). She posts endless pics herself showcasing her huge lips, fake breasts, and fake nose and then complains that people are "bullying" her and threatens or blocks anyone that does anything less than kiss her ass. I would repost pics of her here but she claims that her pics are "copyrighted", so look her up on IG, FB, & Twitter under Evis_Xheneti or Evis Xheneti Shaeffer.

3. Ettie Farrell (Perry Farrell/Jane's Addiction): Still trashy.

4. Perla Hudson (Slash's ex): Still gross and arrogant.

5. Sheri Moon Zombie: (Rob Zombie): Ok, so I was really disappointed about this one. Yes, she is a shitty actress but I kind of liked "The Lords of Salem," (which might explain why no one wants to go to the movies with me). Someone I met recently told me that she met Rob & Sheri at an event and they were horrible to her. Sheri apparently looked her up and down like she stepped in a piece of shit. While they both might have been having a bad day, I still think it was rather declasse, since no one really knows who she is.

***Please feel free to add to this list by sharing your own stories and pics***
At this point and time, the Obnoxious Award, along with the ego addiction, goes to....drum roll please....... EVIS SHAFFER!!! :evil: There are so many things wrong with her, don't know where to begin. Let's start with, her lies pertaining to her so called, modeling/actor/director career and using her boys as an excuse to post dolled up pic of herself. If she's not sickening enough, then there's Sistits, her actual braindead sister. If you look in the wrong direction, she will block you on Facebook, probably has more people blocked than following her by now. Then we have all of the kiss asses, who thing everything she does is amazing....I guess so, from third world countries. Then she has the nerve to diss the other wives of Korn on Instagram. She never smiles, seems they have no friends, and the Sis and Mom are always there, even on trips. How much of Munky's money is spent on her do you think? Also, taking her one year old, (if that) along with her other small son, to Korn shows, having to put those big ass ear phones on his head. Then posting that they are up until 2AM, at these after parties. https://plus.google.com/102938291645013 ... V9KWiUK4aW Hello Child Protective Services,,,we have a winner.
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

Alice Malace wrote:
Amanda Fox wrote:1. Mariqueen Maandig (Trent Reznor/NIN): So I have on good authority that Ms. Reznor recently dropped baby number three, and she's still dumb as paint. Her Twitter and Instagram posts are full of complaints about not being able to lose the post baby weight, pics of her designer handbags, and mis-inforned comments that the baby was born on Samhain (which she incorrectly states as being November 1st). I guess Trent figured out that he wasn't going to make money off her shitty vocals or looks and decided to use her as a baby factory. Pimp daddy Reznor apparently does not allow her to post full frontal pics of their kids.

Image

Image

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7cknlIIcAEIpfC.jpg

2. Evis Xheneti Shaeffer (James Munky Shaffer/Korn): The few Instagram and Facebook followers that she hasn't paid for have really inflated her ego in recent months. Ms. Xheneti loves to post about how spiritually evolved she is and how she's vibrating at "a higher frequency" than the rest of us (Read: I'm better than you...I've read "The Secret," and I'm married to a rock star!). She posts endless pics herself showcasing her huge lips, fake breasts, and fake nose and then complains that people are "bullying" her and threatens or blocks anyone that does anything less than kiss her ass. I would repost pics of her here but she claims that her pics are "copyrighted", so look her up on IG, FB, & Twitter under Evis_Xheneti or Evis Xheneti Shaeffer.

3. Ettie Farrell (Perry Farrell/Jane's Addiction): Still trashy.

4. Perla Hudson (Slash's ex): Still gross and arrogant.

5. Sheri Moon Zombie: (Rob Zombie): Ok, so I was really disappointed about this one. Yes, she is a shitty actress but I kind of liked "The Lords of Salem," (which might explain why no one wants to go to the movies with me). Someone I met recently told me that she met Rob & Sheri at an event and they were horrible to her. Sheri apparently looked her up and down like she stepped in a piece of shit. While they both might have been having a bad day, I still think it was rather declasse, since no one really knows who she is.

***Please feel free to add to this list by sharing your own stories and pics***
At this point and time, the Obnoxious Award, along with the ego addiction, goes to....drum roll please....... EVIS SHAFFER!!! :evil: There are so many things wrong with her, don't know where to begin. Let's start with, her lies pertaining to her so called, modeling/actor/director career and using her boys as an excuse to post dolled up pic of herself. If she's not sickening enough, then there's Sistits, her actual braindead sister. If you look in the wrong direction, she will block you on Facebook, probably has more people blocked than following her by now. Then we have all of the kiss asses, who thing everything she does is amazing....I guess so, from third world countries. Then she has the nerve to diss the other wives of Korn on Instagram. She never smiles, seems they have no friends, and the Sis and Mom are always there, even on trips. How much of Munky's money is spent on her do you think? Also, taking her one year old, (if that) along with her other small son, to Korn shows, having to put those big ass ear phones on his head. Then posting that they are up until 2AM, at these after parties. https://plus.google.com/102938291645013 ... V9KWiUK4aW Hello Child Protective Services,,,we have a winner.


LOL! Most epic line ever, "Hello Child Protective Services, we have a winner!" You know that if it were not for the fact that her husband is famous, she'd have an ACS case. Quick, someone call CPS in Cali on her, stat!
User avatar
itwalksboyfriend
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 9346
Joined: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:54 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by itwalksboyfriend »

DON'T FORGET ABOUT TOM KEIFER'S WIFE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK BEHIND THE SCENES INSTEAD OF BELIEVING FANS OF CINDERELLA ARE THERE TO HEAR HER SING.
Image
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

itwalksboyfriend wrote:DON'T FORGET ABOUT TOM KEIFER'S WIFE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK BEHIND THE SCENES INSTEAD OF BELIEVING FANS OF CINDERELLA ARE THERE TO HEAR HER SING.
Do you have pics of this winner?
User avatar
itwalksboyfriend
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 9346
Joined: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:54 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by itwalksboyfriend »

Amanda Fox wrote:
itwalksboyfriend wrote:DON'T FORGET ABOUT TOM KEIFER'S WIFE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK BEHIND THE SCENES INSTEAD OF BELIEVING FANS OF CINDERELLA ARE THERE TO HEAR HER SING.
Do you have pics of this winner?
Image

SHE GOES BY SAVANNAH SNOW.

SHE OPERATES LIKE THE YOKO ONO OF CINDERELLA AND HAS INJECTED HERSELF INTO TOM'S SOLO CAREER.
Image
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

itwalksboyfriend wrote:
Amanda Fox wrote:
itwalksboyfriend wrote:DON'T FORGET ABOUT TOM KEIFER'S WIFE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK BEHIND THE SCENES INSTEAD OF BELIEVING FANS OF CINDERELLA ARE THERE TO HEAR HER SING.
Do you have pics of this winner?
Image

SHE GOES BY SAVANNAH SNOW.

SHE OPERATES LIKE THE YOKO ONO OF CINDERELLA AND HAS INJECTED HERSELF INTO TOM'S SOLO CAREER.
Good God, you weren't kidding. Judging by the name I would have guessed that she was a porn star but she's obviously far from that.

Image
jodi2
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1239
Joined: Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:54 pm
Location: Bad Newz, VA

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by jodi2 »

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Score one for the chubby goth girl team!?! Or not?!?
Pfftt! I never listened to that band anyway.
I hope they are super happy together. Really.
User avatar
Thebottomline
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 8809
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:04 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Thebottomline »

Michelle Blotzer. Although decent looking but she would have to be obnoxious to be married to Bobby. I bet when she takes a shit that she doesn't flush the toilet so she can leave Bobby a gift when he goes in their bathroom.
wannabe22
Wannabe Rocker
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:26 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by wannabe22 »

I think most people are surprised to find out who Tom Keifer's wife is. Good looking guy IMO so you expect his significant other to be a hottie. When I first heard the name Savannah Snow I was thinking she must be beautiful. Nope. Heck, you see photos of them side by side and you’d think she is just his manager or something. These days he claims the song “Heartbreak Station” is about her, supposedly inspired by when he first met her and never saw her again. Says they found each other all over again years later and that's when they had their happy ending (got married). Say what? Almost sounds made up, but whatever. Listen to the “Flower Song” though or whatever it's called, and how these days at their shows Tom is always talking so eloquently about her and IDK, you get the feeling he’s making up for something he did. LOL.
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

What about Slash's ex-wife? well.. I guess it doesn't count because she is an ex.. but I heard that if she is with him and a female wants an auto/photo she wouldn't let him?? apparently he had no problem with doing it... She sounds like a crazy biotch... I see what he dumped her ass... plus wasn't or isn't she really fat?
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

What about Slash's ex-wife? well.. I guess it doesn't count because she is an ex.. but I heard that if she is with him and a female wants an auto/photo she wouldn't let him?? apparently he had no problem with doing it... She sounds like a crazy biotch... I see what he dumped her ass... plus wasn't or isn't she really fat?
wannabe22
Wannabe Rocker
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:26 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by wannabe22 »

How many wives for Slash now? I just remember the first one, I think that was the big redhead (unless he married another redhead later)?
princessofrock
Recording Debut Album
Posts: 792
Joined: Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:36 am
Location: C level band tour buses

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by princessofrock »

wannabe22 wrote:How many wives for Slash now? I just remember the first one, I think that was the big redhead (unless he married another redhead later)?
Two wives. First wife was a model named Renee. He married Perla in the early 2000s.
wannabe22
Wannabe Rocker
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:26 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by wannabe22 »

princessofrock wrote:
wannabe22 wrote:How many wives for Slash now? I just remember the first one, I think that was the big redhead (unless he married another redhead later)?
Two wives. First wife was a model named Renee. He married Perla in the early 2000s.
Ah, I see. Thanks.
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

wannabe22 wrote:
princessofrock wrote:
wannabe22 wrote:How many wives for Slash now? I just remember the first one, I think that was the big redhead (unless he married another redhead later)?
Two wives. First wife was a model named Renee. He married Perla in the early 2000s.
Ah, I see. Thanks.
I posted pics of Slash's second wife, Perla Hudson, in the first thread. I haven't used the term "Psycho Hose Beast" in a long time but she certainly fits the bill. She looks like a cross between Peggy Bundy and an NFL linebacker.

She met Slash while he was still married to his first wife and during the marriage she reportedly out-coked him. She physically attacked an adult actress after she came on to Slash backstage. She bragged that she has more bling than Jay-Z. It goes on and on...Naturally, she's best friends with James "Munky" Shaffer's wife. Birds of a feather, you know.
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

wannabe22 wrote:I think most people are surprised to find out who Tom Keifer's wife is. Good looking guy IMO so you expect his significant other to be a hottie. When I first heard the name Savannah Snow I was thinking she must be beautiful. Nope. Heck, you see photos of them side by side and you’d think she is just his manager or something. These days he claims the song “Heartbreak Station” is about her, supposedly inspired by when he first met her and never saw her again. Says they found each other all over again years later and that's when they had their happy ending (got married). Say what? Almost sounds made up, but whatever. Listen to the “Flower Song” though or whatever it's called, and how these days at their shows Tom is always talking so eloquently about her and IDK, you get the feeling he’s making up for something he did. LOL.
I thought the same thing. Looks wise, she kinda reminds me of Ann Wilson of Heart, but without the talent.
wannabe22
Wannabe Rocker
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:26 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by wannabe22 »

Amanda Fox :lol: :lol: to both of your comments. Okay, I went and checked out those photos of Slash's ex...good Lord! And what's with those boobs?? :shock:

Jeff Labar, also from Cinderella, actually married someone much younger than he but if you look at pics of her now, it's hard to tell. Debbie (Debinique or something is her name). Her hips have expanded so much through the years that she has to wear mom jeans now. Thought the whole point of these guys marrying chicks young enough to be their daughters was to have someone hot to show off? And like many other rock star wives & girlfriends, she credits herself as a model and hires photographers to do photo shoots. Why do they all consider themselves models just because they marry or date musicians? LOL.
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

Doesn't Slash's ex have saggy titties? like their fake, but their saggy??? is that possible???
Slash can get much younger and hotter ass.... it's a shame he was married to her for so long. They seem like the complete opposite. Slash seems really chill.
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

melissazombie wrote:Doesn't Slash's ex have saggy titties? like their fake, but their saggy??? is that possible???
Slash can get much younger and hotter ass.... it's a shame he was married to her for so long. They seem like the complete opposite. Slash seems really chill.
Yup, she's the one with the flat pancake titties. For all her bragging about money, you think she'd get those suckers fixed.
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

Amanda Fox wrote:
melissazombie wrote:Doesn't Slash's ex have saggy titties? like their fake, but their saggy??? is that possible???
Slash can get much younger and hotter ass.... it's a shame he was married to her for so long. They seem like the complete opposite. Slash seems really chill.
Yup, she's the one with the flat pancake titties. For all her bragging about money, you think she'd get those suckers fixed.

Wouldn't you say that her and Slash are opposite? I have never heard of Slash bragging about $$. He seems more humble than that. I could be wrong, though.
Petey Von Sleez
Pimping Your Demo At Shows
Posts: 398
Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:49 pm
Location: Vegas, got my money in a suitcase.

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Petey Von Sleez »

Never underestimate the power of the snappin gyro.
" I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can't prove anything."
User avatar
Amanda Fox
Forming a Band
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 pm

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by Amanda Fox »

melissazombie wrote:
Amanda Fox wrote:
melissazombie wrote:Doesn't Slash's ex have saggy titties? like their fake, but their saggy??? is that possible???
Slash can get much younger and hotter ass.... it's a shame he was married to her for so long. They seem like the complete opposite. Slash seems really chill.
Yup, she's the one with the flat pancake titties. For all her bragging about money, you think she'd get those suckers fixed.

Wouldn't you say that her and Slash are opposite? I have never heard of Slash bragging about $$. He seems more humble than that. I could be wrong, though.
No, agreed...he does seem pretty down to earth.
BigMermPerm87
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1007
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:45 pm
Location: the Southeast

Re: Most Obnoxious Rock Wives....The Sequel!

Post by BigMermPerm87 »

I have an honorable mention, but she is an ex-wife and probably not as bad as the wives listed.

Chris Vrenna's (Nine Inch Nails, M. Manson) ex wife Carrie. She is a freelance journalist in L.A. and I use to follow her on FB because she seemed cool. She sure likes to bash her ex- Chris. She talks about having a gardner and hiring a pet psychic. A pet psychic??? She recently posted a topless photo of herself with hearts covering up the nipples, but hello.... she is 46 years old!!! She made a post about trying to find a date and "broke musicians" need not apply. She was saying how Chris moved out to the midwest and now teaches drumming at a college and how he doesn't make crap. What a bitch. I'm surprised she hasn't had any plastic surgery because she has a huge nose and well.. she seems like the shallow L.A. type.
The funny thing is that she made a post about how her husbands "groupies" were threatening her and were "going to kill her". Apparently while they were married, she hacked into his e-mails and found that he cheated on her with multiple women.. sneaking them into hotel rooms... conversations with the tour manager on how to cover it up.. and how she thought he was different.. NO SHIT.. he is in a popular touring rock band. They are all whores, honey.
I would divorce her too If I were married to her. Chris seems more down to earth and has stated that he hates the whole L.A. scene.
Post Reply