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melissazombie wrote:hmmm.. engaged? I never thought that Jerry would settle down. He never seemed like the type. He had a long term girlfriend for a while. I think during the height of AIC. He probably couldn't stay faithful. I do know that Mike is married. I think Sean has a girlfriend?

Midwestmetalgod wrote:Interesting in that pic the model chick looked a bit like Layne?!

vlad wrote:Jerry turned 50 this year. With all the attendant emotional baggage that comes with that. Or maybe just moving on. Some of the guys grow up, others pretend they're 25 when they could be collecting Social Security.

Amanda Fox wrote:

vlad wrote:Jerry turned 50 this year. With all the attendant emotional baggage that comes with that. Or maybe just moving on. Some of the guys grow up, others pretend they're 25 when they could be collecting Social Security.

True, nothing worse than a 50 year old acting like a 25 year old and dating an eighteen year old...but, I think he could do better. There's even a "Jerry Cantrell Bulge Appreciation Page" on FB, LOL! But, I've heard that he's into some weird shit like coprophilia (no pun intended).

melissazombie wrote:

Amanda Fox wrote:

vlad wrote:Jerry turned 50 this year. With all the attendant emotional baggage that comes with that. Or maybe just moving on. Some of the guys grow up, others pretend they're 25 when they could be collecting Social Security.

True, nothing worse than a 50 year old acting like a 25 year old and dating an eighteen year old...but, I think he could do better. There's even a "Jerry Cantrell Bulge Appreciation Page" on FB, LOL! But, I've heard that he's into some weird shit like coprophilia (no pun intended).

yes. I know a well known groupie from the 80's. She has never been with Jerry, but a girl in her circle was with him and she said it involved poop. nasty. Musicians always act much younger than they really are.

Midwestmetalgod wrote:A lot of musicians are still trying to maintain the trophy gf/wife status and need to look "hip." Even local guys here who are mainly cover band dudes go for younger chicks. I saw lots either trying the junkie/alcoholic trip or the womanizer route, while I was rumored to be the token "witchcraft/deal with the devil" guy since I wasn't known to do that stuff. But who am I to get in the way of a good rumor? Even the older groupies here are trying for they younger crop of guys a la Roxana but come across as pathetic.

Amanda Fox wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:A lot of musicians are still trying to maintain the trophy gf/wife status and need to look "hip." Even local guys here who are mainly cover band dudes go for younger chicks. I saw lots either trying the junkie/alcoholic trip or the womanizer route, while I was rumored to be the token "witchcraft/deal with the devil" guy since I wasn't known to do that stuff. But who am I to get in the way of a good rumor? Even the older groupies here are trying for they younger crop of guys a la Roxana but come across as pathetic.

I'm thinking Roxana's got to be in her forties, because her family immigrated to England during the Iranian revolution, which I believe was in the 70's.

Have you ever read Pamela Des Barres "Let's Spend the Night Together?" It's basically a collection of groupie stories, mostly by lower level, unknown girls; e.g., not Bebe Buell or other "supergroupies." Some of the stories are utterly cringeworthy & ridiculous. I'm surprised that Roxana didn't make it into her book.

melissazombie wrote:

Amanda Fox wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:A lot of musicians are still trying to maintain the trophy gf/wife status and need to look "hip." Even local guys here who are mainly cover band dudes go for younger chicks. I saw lots either trying the junkie/alcoholic trip or the womanizer route, while I was rumored to be the token "witchcraft/deal with the devil" guy since I wasn't known to do that stuff. But who am I to get in the way of a good rumor? Even the older groupies here are trying for they younger crop of guys a la Roxana but come across as pathetic.

I'm thinking Roxana's got to be in her forties, because her family immigrated to England during the Iranian revolution, which I believe was in the 70's.

Have you ever read Pamela Des Barres "Let's Spend the Night Together?" It's basically a collection of groupie stories, mostly by lower level, unknown girls; e.g., not Bebe Buell or other "supergroupies." Some of the stories are utterly cringeworthy & ridiculous. I'm surprised that Roxana didn't make it into her book.

yes. that fat chick who use to be friends with Manson.. Lexa Von?? and the Plastics or whatever the hell their names are. and this one chick was wasn't named had a one night stand with Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam who wasn't really into groupies. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for that one.
didn't Roxanna do someone from Buckcherry or hell.. a couple of those guys? nasty.

Midwestmetalgod wrote:I'm thinking Roxana in her early 40's by my estimate. On FB I had no clue she was a groupie just kept turning up on my feed so I friended her. For someone who's supposed to be so educated, she comes across like a high school girl. Her book definitely seems like it was written by one. She's hung up on Dizzy Reed, Eric griffin and Axl it seems.

melissazombie wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:I'm thinking Roxana in her early 40's by my estimate. On FB I had no clue she was a groupie just kept turning up on my feed so I friended her. For someone who's supposed to be so educated, she comes across like a high school girl. Her book definitely seems like it was written by one. She's hung up on Dizzy Reed, Eric griffin and Axl it seems.

Eric Griffin formerly of Murderdolls??? wow. I haven't thought about him in years. Does he still play music?

Amanda Fox wrote:Has anyone heard the rumor that Jerry Cantrell is engaged to his on again off again frumpy girlfriend Heather Ankeny?

So, in a nutshell (no pun intended), he went from looking like this:



To this:



And from dating this (model Sarah McNeily, right):



To marrying this:



To which I say:

melissazombie wrote:

Amanda Fox wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:A lot of musicians are still trying to maintain the trophy gf/wife status and need to look "hip." Even local guys here who are mainly cover band dudes go for younger chicks. I saw lots either trying the junkie/alcoholic trip or the womanizer route, while I was rumored to be the token "witchcraft/deal with the devil" guy since I wasn't known to do that stuff. But who am I to get in the way of a good rumor? Even the older groupies here are trying for they younger crop of guys a la Roxana but come across as pathetic.

I'm thinking Roxana's got to be in her forties, because her family immigrated to England during the Iranian revolution, which I believe was in the 70's.

Have you ever read Pamela Des Barres "Let's Spend the Night Together?" It's basically a collection of groupie stories, mostly by lower level, unknown girls; e.g., not Bebe Buell or other "supergroupies." Some of the stories are utterly cringeworthy & ridiculous. I'm surprised that Roxana didn't make it into her book.

yes. that fat chick who use to be friends with Manson.. Lexa Von?? and the Plastics or whatever the hell their names are. and this one chick was wasn't named had a one night stand with Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam who wasn't really into groupies. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for that one.

melissazombie wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:I'm thinking Roxana in her early 40's by my estimate. On FB I had no clue she was a groupie just kept turning up on my feed so I friended her. For someone who's supposed to be so educated, she comes across like a high school girl. Her book definitely seems like it was written by one. She's hung up on Dizzy Reed, Eric griffin and Axl it seems.

Eric Griffin formerly of Murderdolls??? wow. I haven't thought about him in years. Does he still play music?

Heenan Snuka wrote:

Amanda Fox wrote:Has anyone heard the rumor that Jerry Cantrell is engaged to his on again off again frumpy girlfriend Heather Ankeny?

So, in a nutshell (no pun intended), he went from looking like this:



To this:



And from dating this (model Sarah McNeily, right):



To marrying this:



To which I say:

Cantrell has grown his hair out again for the current GNR tour.

Midwestmetalgod wrote:I'm thinking Roxana in her early 40's by my estimate. On FB I had no clue she was a groupie just kept turning up on my feed so I friended her. For someone who's supposed to be so educated, she comes across like a high school girl. Her book definitely seems like it was written by one. She's hung up on Dizzy Reed, Eric griffin and Axl it seems.

Amanda Fox wrote:

melissazombie wrote:

Midwestmetalgod wrote:I'm thinking Roxana in her early 40's by my estimate. On FB I had no clue she was a groupie just kept turning up on my feed so I friended her. For someone who's supposed to be so educated, she comes across like a high school girl. Her book definitely seems like it was written by one. She's hung up on Dizzy Reed, Eric griffin and Axl it seems.

Eric Griffin formerly of Murderdolls??? wow. I haven't thought about him in years. Does he still play music?

I don't know about the music part, but it's definitely in the book that he's into cross-dressing, so is Joey Jordison, apparently...

melissazombie wrote:yes. that fat chick who use to be friends with Manson.. Lexa Von?? and the Plastics or whatever the hell their names are. and this one chick was wasn't named had a one night stand with Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam who wasn't really into groupies. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for that one.

Midwestmetalgod wrote:A lot of times band guys have these freakier women around not as arm candy like model or actres or what have you but as a fuck toy, seeing how far these women will allow themselves to be degraded sexually. (Of course I've known several that get off on that sort of thing. Roxana seems the type.)