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Any of you ladies experience Mr. Such back in the day? He was probably the most unapologetic rock star in Bon Jovi. Liked the speed and the ladies. Did he let you put the black smear on his chin?
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Dear Sir or Madam:

I represent Black Smear: The Alec John Such Experience (hereafter "AJSE") - East Brunswick, New Jersey's premier Alec John Such tribute. This letter is official notification under Section 512(c) of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA"). I seek, under DMCA, the removal of any and all AJSE infringing media on this server as well as the immediate cessation of any and all unauthorized uses of our trademark "Black Smear."

Your prompt cooperation in this matter is appreciated.
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Rita Roxx did him back in the day. Talked about it in her book.
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poisonheart wrote:Dear Sir or Madam:

I represent Black Smear: The Alec John Such Experience (hereafter "AJSE") - East Brunswick, New Jersey's premier Alec John Such tribute. This letter is official notification under Section 512(c) of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA"). I seek, under DMCA, the removal of any and all AJSE infringing media on this server as well as the immediate cessation of any and all unauthorized uses of our trademark "Black Smear."

Your prompt cooperation in this matter is appreciated.
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Midwestmetalgod wrote:Rita Roxx did him back in the day. Talked about it in her book.
So.... what did she say? I assume it's not Sludgeworthy or you would have told..

He was always so weird looking and didn't fit in well..
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Didn't some cat named Hugh actually do the fucking and AJS just got the credit?
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