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BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am
by Turner Coates
I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:39 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
suckit wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:51 am thought this was going to be a story about how some groupie blew an emu. disappointed.
:shock:

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:47 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
On top of everything else, Pollyclit is into bestiality.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
by VinnieVincentsVag
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
by Turner Coates
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am
by VinnieVincentsVag
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:45 am
by Turner Coates
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am

We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!
Put some ointment on it.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:47 am
by VinnieVincentsVag
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:45 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!
Put some ointment on it.
I just got some Blue-Emu on the advice of one of my elders.
I wonder if that will work.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:45 pm
by Turner Coates
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:47 am I just got some Blue-Emu on the advice of one of my elders.
Did ya steal it from someone's apartment while you were doing janitorial work, Gazpacho?

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:35 am
by Darth Blotzer
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Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:23 am
by AnotherPerfectB*stard
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
By that time all the emu's will be extinct - because Greta

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 6:57 am
by Chip Z'Hoy
suckit wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:00 am Still waiting to hear what liniment has to do with hoes. I guess their backs can get stiff from laying on cold pavement.
You're waiting to hear about people fucking animals, sicko.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:44 pm
by nycrue
way to douche up the ho board.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:17 pm
by Mojo
nycrue wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:44 pm way to douche up the ho board.
To be fair, it's probably trafficked by posters who need douche the most.

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:24 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
Sorry. :(

Does anyone know Trent Reznor's address?

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:33 pm
by DemonFilth2001
suckit wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:00 am Still waiting to hear what liniment has to do with hoes. I guess their backs can get stiff from laying on cold pavement.
Maybe they need it for pussies and asses post gangbang?????