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Geoff Tate?

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:01 pm
by BigMermPerm87
has anyone heard stories about Geoff Tate from Queensryche? even back in the day?

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:37 pm
by Mojo
I let him suck me off, once.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:43 pm
by VinnieVincentsVag
Small penis.
Has an affinity for vests and likes to spit.
Also known to walk in the shadows.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:05 pm
by Caustic Queen
Image

I HOPE NOT...

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:03 pm
by Mojo
You're seated at the best table in the winery. Geoff comes in, wearing his most come-hither vest and fedora combo. You order appetizers, before realizing he's not the waiter. Moving to his bedchamber, he pours you a glass of red and fiddles with the stereo, before slowly unzipping his vest. "Leave the fedora on," you say. He does. You tremble. "Don't worry, Baby," he says. "I always do the best I can."

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 1:07 am
by citrinecastle
I used to know stories. Let me try and recall. You talking sex or just the dude in general and his absolute HAG of a wife?

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 3:41 am
by BigMermPerm87
Well, this is Donnas Ho board, haha. We love scandal!
Any hook up stories from the past or present?
His hag wife? Lol who is she?

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 5:14 am
by BDG135
Wasn't his current wife a stripper when he first met her?

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 2:18 pm
by Einstein Lawless
Mojo wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:37 pm I let him suck me off, once.
And I bet he still found the time to deliver a soliloquy.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 8:30 pm
by citrinecastle
BDG135 wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 5:14 am Wasn't his current wife a stripper when he first met her?
Yep. Susan #2. Susan #1 was a cute and tiny Japanese flight attendant. He met Susan #2 at Scott R’s bachelor party. She was the stripper. 😆

Susan #2 aka The Hag ended up becoming fan club manager for the band pretty soon after their hookup. Thought she was some dictator over the fans on early QR forums. In reality, she made some of the more desperate fan girls into her little mean girl clique, constant petty drama and shit talking behind each other’s backs. Ratting people out who said mean things to her. On occasion she’d hop on the forums and tell fans off. Like when the male and female fans talked smack about Geoff being controlled and obsessed by her Witch Snatch. So much so that he had to sing about it on a few on the QR songs like a horny basement dweller humping a pillow looking at naked tribal women in National Geographic.
Rumoured heavily that The Hag was the reason Chris left the band.
GT would call heavier female fans ‘cows’. Didn’t care if they could hear him or not.
Had a female acquaintance we called ‘Red’ that he tried skeezing on at a hotel swimming pool late at night. She knocked him into the pool fully clothed.
Remarkably never came across any sordid sex deeds of GT’s. It’s almost like he didn’t know what to do with his snausage until Witch Snatch came along.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 8:35 pm
by BDG135
citrinecastle wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 8:30 pm
BDG135 wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 5:14 am Wasn't his current wife a stripper when he first met her?
Yep. Susan #2. Susan #1 was a cute and tiny Japanese flight attendant. He met Susan #2 at Scott R’s bachelor party. She was the stripper. 😆

Susan #2 aka The Hag ended up becoming fan club manager for the band pretty soon after their hookup. Thought she was some dictator over the fans on early QR forums. In reality, she made some of the more desperate fan girls into her little mean girl clique, constant petty drama and shit talking behind each other’s backs. Ratting people out who said mean things to her. On occasion she’d hop on the forums and tell fans off. Like when the male and female fans talked smack about Geoff being controlled and obsessed by her Witch Snatch. So much so that he had to sing about it on a few on the QR songs like a horny basement dweller humping a pillow looking at naked tribal women in National Geographic.
Rumoured heavily that The Hag was the reason Chris left the band.
GT would call heavier female fans ‘cows’. Didn’t care if they could hear him or not.
Had a female acquaintance we called ‘Red’ that he tried skeezing on at a hotel swimming pool late at night. She knocked him into the pool fully clothed.
Remarkably never came across any sordid sex deeds of GT’s. It’s almost like he didn’t know what to do with his snausage until Witch Snatch came along.
Geoff had the other members by the balls for years. Who allows another member's wife to manage their band? I don't think Tate ever thought they would put their foot down and fire her.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 9:10 pm
by citrinecastle
Don’t know how she ended up with power over the band in the first place. Should never have been allowed. She has a Witch Snatch is the only explanation. It has magic powers and whispers dark secrets. Or something. Or it has teeth that snatched his balls off.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 7:33 am
by BigMermPerm87
citrinecastle wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 9:10 pm Don’t know how she ended up with power over the band in the first place. Should never have been allowed. She has a Witch Snatch is the only explanation. It has magic powers and whispers dark secrets. Or something. Or it has teeth that snatched his balls off.
"witch snatch." im dying :mrgreen:

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:56 pm
by GreatWhiteSnake
Mojo wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:37 pm I let him suck me off, once.
Not good huh?

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2021 3:37 pm
by Mojo
GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:56 pm
Mojo wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:37 pm I let him suck me off, once.
Not good huh?
I didn’t say that.

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2021 5:49 pm
by GreatWhiteSnake
Mojo wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 3:37 pm
GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:56 pm
Mojo wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:37 pm I let him suck me off, once.
Not good huh?
I didn’t say that.
Implied...

Re: Geoff Tate?

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 7:35 pm
by Babydoll
BigMermPerm87 wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 7:33 am
citrinecastle wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 9:10 pm Don’t know how she ended up with power over the band in the first place. Should never have been allowed. She has a Witch Snatch is the only explanation. It has magic powers and whispers dark secrets. Or something. Or it has teeth that snatched his balls off.
"witch snatch." im dying :mrgreen:
I gotta ask Santa for one of those for Christmas because honestly I have nothing else going on. :lol:
I met #2 Susan in 2005 at one of their shows, but no big story with it. I did think it was kinda overkill how much she was involved. I was a big fan for quite awhile and still like the music but there seemed to be way too much drama (same with Enuff Z' Nuff) so bailed on those fandoms.