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any Cinderella stories?

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any Cinderella stories? specifically Fred Coury and/or Tom Kiefer as they were the most attractive (IMO)
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The ladies liked Eric as well.
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Does the “Miracle on Ice” in 1980 count? That was a real Cinderella story, wasn’t it?

Seriously, though, I’ll bet if Instagram had been a thing in the 1980’s and Chef (God rest his soul) had been posting all that food crap he put on there, he probably wouldn’t be pulling much tail…
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dmbrocker wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:23 pm Does the “Miracle on Ice” in 1980 count? That was a real Cinderella story, wasn’t it?

Seriously, though, I’ll bet if Instagram had been a thing in the 1980’s and Chef (God rest his soul) had been posting all that food crap he put on there, he probably wouldn’t be pulling much tail…
oh, I'm sure women still would've tried to get with Chef. I mean have you seen the comments from some of the women on his iG?
I was never attracted to Chef, not to say he was ugly. I was just more attracted to Tom and Fred.
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I came here to talk about bill murray.

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Sp, this one bitch was like a servant for her step mother and two step sisters. Then some mice and rats and shit made her a dress or some shit because she wanted to go to the disco and fuck some rich guy. Then this old bitch with wings shows up and makes her sit in a pumpkin, but it takes her to the disco. The rich guy actually seems to want to fuck her, but she bails at midnight because the old bitch with wings is weird as fuck and told her to. She's running, all half-tarded like girls do, and loses her shoe. The rich dude finds it and is like "I'm going to find this bitch by making all the bitches in the kingdom try on this shoe." Even though lots of bitches wear the same shoe size, this bitch's foot is like magic or some shit, and only her foot will fit in the shoe, so he finds her and marries her or some shit.
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Rodgers and Hammerstein's CINDERELLA (Original Television Broadcast Soundtrack) [1957] - my review:

Excellent.
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Still excellent.
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Mojo wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 6:30 pm Sp, this one bitch was like a servant for her step mother and two step sisters. Then some mice and rats and shit made her a dress or some shit because she wanted to go to the disco and fuck some rich guy. Then this old bitch with wings shows up and makes her sit in a pumpkin, but it takes her to the disco. The rich guy actually seems to want to fuck her, but she bails at midnight because the old bitch with wings is weird as fuck and told her to. She's running, all half-tarded like girls do, and loses her shoe. The rich dude finds it and is like "I'm going to find this bitch by making all the bitches in the kingdom try on this shoe." Even though lots of bitches wear the same shoe size, this bitch's foot is like magic or some shit, and only her foot will fit in the shoe, so he finds her and marries her or some shit.
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They lived happily ever after, the end. :lol:
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