The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:57 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Deathcurse..........9
Carmanowar.......9
Elise....................6
Sanity.................6
The Retarded.....7
Bobby Stoney.....1.............you make me sick you are like Vinnie Vincent the chance of a lifetime and are gonna blow it!
Alterdnym...........6

Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!

I know I had it

The ballad of ricky bobby is comming out. And although I like Will Ferrel, i have to say I am disapointed in his portayal of Nascar drivers. He is portraying people from the south as braindead rednecks, which is NOT true. With my acumulated Knowladge of different cultures, I am shocked that in this day and age, Hollywood would have the audacity to blatantly make stereotypes of people.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:58 am

All 6 of my tech's are on vacation or I would have one of them post a pic of my enormous kit. It's got lights on it and everything.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:01 pm

bobbystoney wrote:All 6 of my tech's are on vacation or I would have one of them post a pic of my enormous kit. It's got lights on it and everything.

Mines usually just got chilli simmering away in it.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:03 pm

mmmmmmm chilli.

Wanna trade?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:04 pm

Carmanowar wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:Deathcurse..........9
Carmanowar.......9
Elise....................6
Sanity.................6
The Retarded.....7
Bobby Stoney.....1.............you make me sick you are like Vinnie Vincent the chance of a lifetime and are gonna blow it!
Alterdnym...........6

Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!

I know I had it

The ballad of ricky bobby is comming out. And although I like Will Ferrel, i have to say I am disapointed in his portayal of Nascar drivers. He is portraying people from the south as braindead rednecks, which is NOT true. With my acumulated Knowladge of different cultures, I am shocked that in this day and age, Hollywood would have the audacity to blatantly make stereotypes of people.

I still think you were using performance enhancing drugs.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:13 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Hey!

deathcurse wrote:I'm sure there was a lot of accumulated knowledge in those 6 years but somehow my aversion to hot dogs missed that accumulation entirely.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:19 pm

I know mine also had it as it was a direct quote from TMC, but you don't hear me crying.

Buncha babies.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:21 pm

Alterednym------6-------

Totals so far. ( Only Ace and I have scored them as of yet. Hopefully Nicko & Monty will soon follow). Stoner can give her score when she gets here to announce the next challenge.

Carman-----19
The Retarded---16
The Alterednym---12
Deathcurse-----17
Elise---------13
bobby------3
Sanity-----12

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:25 pm

I'm still in with a chance then.
Can the next task be something simple like church burning in Scandinavia?

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:27 pm

How about a beer drinking contest?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:28 pm

Only if its European Beer. I want to get drunk, not be pissing all night.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:28 pm

bobbystoney wrote:I know mine also had it as it was a direct quote from TMC, but you don't hear me crying.

Buncha babies.

THATS CHEATING!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:29 pm

The_Alterednym™ wrote:Fucking balls. I only have 12? I'm going to shove my drum stick up someone's urethra.

Stop your bitching. It's better than a three.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:30 pm

Carmanowar wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:I know mine also had it as it was a direct quote from TMC, but you don't hear me crying.

Buncha babies.
THATS CHEATING!

Yeah, you see where that got me.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:34 pm

The_Alterednym™ wrote:Fucking balls. I only have 12? I'm going to shove my drum stick up someone's urethra.

you can try

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:47 pm

Fuck it.

After an attempt to get Stoney's Crue together to rival our arch enemy Monty's Crew, I have come to realize that I like playing with myself more than I like playing with others.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:04 pm

When you play with others they are always telling you what to do and how to play. I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT.

When I play with myself I can beat them skins however the hell I want. I can beat em fast or beat em slow. Whatever this guy is in the mood for. Nobody bossing you around. Nobody critiquing your performance. The list goes on.......and on.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:13 pm

I know I can't cast an official vote, but as a trusted adviser at Hungwell U, I STRONGLY urge the remaining members to score The_Retarded®™'s entry higher. It lacked "accumulated knowledge"(but whaddaya expect, he's Retarded®™, they have trouble with that) but everything else was pretty much dead-on.

KillDevilHill · Post by **KillDevilHill** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:14 pm

Im I still a tour manager?

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:34 pm

Okay big deal I missed all the "accumulated knowledge" thats why I aint THE FUCKING DRUMMER.

And it was a test for Hungwell to see which one of you pussies would whine about royalties first! Damn you guys should have accumulated knowledge as to how sneaky Hungwell can be!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:42 pm

I raise my score of the retarded one point taking my point away from bobby......I just dont feel the commitment. He seems like a loose cannon I bet his songwriting skills are shit!

Fuck it disqualify him he took a direct TMC quote! I guess Sanity is my only pony!

Sorry Bobby but you just aint got what it takes and the re-reunion is a serious money......I mean thing that the fans want and MC is not into cheating thier fans!

Plagerizing TMC! Next thing at practice you would bring in this bad ass song called "Brandon"

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:23 pm

Instead of simply copy and pasting one of her rants I'll take it one step further and provide a pic of myself morphing into her.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:29 pm

The_Creep wrote:Instead of simply copy and pasting one of her rants I'll take it one step further and provide a pic of myself morphing into her.

Ok the_Creep gets a 9!

If he wins we will do a Daniel Johnston cover!

He woulda got a 10 but I saw no "accumulated knowledge"

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:39 pm

Plagerizing TMC! Next thing at practice you would bring in this bad ass song called "Brandon"

If that shit goes down, I'll beat the motherfucker within an inch of his pathetic life my damn self, and I'm not talking about a fucking handjob!

Okay, on to the judging:

*exhales thick cloud of psychedelic goodness*

Deathcurse-----10
Besides the sheer volume and ingenious use of the phrase "I have something to say", he's the only one who even bothered to send me n00dz. That shows dedication and a huge fucking cock.

The Retarded---9
Probably would have won if he had showed me his cock. I don't care if he's mentally handicapped, I'm sure his dick ain't retarded!

Elise---9
The only one who actually hijacked the thread so realistically that she got someone to call her retarded about it. The fact that she has a vagina is an automatic one point deduction, though.

Carman--8
While he may be the sex, I just wasn't feeling it. Contrary to Hung's appreciation of the sheer mundanity of it, I am of the belief that every TMC parody must contain an element of raw hysteria. I still would, though.

The Creep -----7.5

Didn't follow the rules for shit, but that picture still made me laugh. I have a feeling he's hung, too.

Sanity-----5
It seemed half-assed and half-hearted. It was more like a mercy fuck (ace knows all about those!). I know you can do better, bitch, and you better step up your game if you want to roll with the coolest kids in school.

The_Alterednym---------4
WTF? Maybe I'm high, or maybe I'm just high, but that was just a TMC quote, not an original masterpiece. I didn't give him the lowest score simply because that avatar still turns me on.

bobby------3
QUIT PISSING ALL OVER THIS FUCKING THREAD AND CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE QUALITY OF YOUR SUBMISSIONS, FUCKFACE! YOU'VE POSTED MORE ON THIS THREAD THAN HUNGWELL!

In the spirit of yesterdays challenge, I need you all to listen up because I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY:

For today's challenge, I'd like each of you to post an artistic rendering of what you think I look like. This can be in the form of a drawing in MS Paint, a picture you googled, or a Photoshop. Points will not be awarded on accuracy, but on effort and hilarity.

You have 24 hours, and don't forget those cockshots.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:43 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:45 pm

You should probably win if only for the immediacy of your response.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:46 pm

Not to mention I just PM'd you a pic of my cock.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:49 pm

It's magnificent.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:50 pm

Why thank you.

I'll let you suck it for weed.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:28 pm

You've got a lot to learn, son.

I don't suck cock for weed -- just Funyons.