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Now is good(2012) Dakota Fanning ,17 year old with lukemia tries to complete her bucket list with losing virginity as #1.
Good movie but pretty depressing 7.5/10
Good movie but pretty depressing 7.5/10
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American Movie - 6/10
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Django Unchained- Long, but excellent. Christoph Waltz and Samuel L can do no wrong in my eyes. 10/10
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Burt Wonderstone, 4/10.
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Mama-3/10 Only good thing about the movie was watching Jaime Lannister(Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) schelp around.
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The Last Stand - 3/5
Time to hang it up Arnie. The story was good but Arnold is way too old for these roles.
Time to hang it up Arnie. The story was good but Arnold is way too old for these roles.
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Jacob - 6/10
I really like the story... but the fake mustaches and fair to mid level acting kinda did it in.
I really like the story... but the fake mustaches and fair to mid level acting kinda did it in.
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You inspired me to watch this one.Fletch wrote:
The Tortured (2010) - 7/10. A couple's only child is kidnapped and killed. The couple goes after the killer who was caught and under arrest. They steal the tranpsort vehicle he was in and a lot of torture ensues. Stars the great Bill Mosely
I loved the twist.
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Iron Man 3 - 4 out of 5 Stars. Lots of fun, big action, more armor, good story elements and characters from the comics incorporated into the story, some cool stuff with Tony's anxiety which was very realistic and cool to see as the parent of a teen with severe anxiety, lots of great humor and even GwynPal was pretty cool in parts (spoiler, she gets superpowers).
This is 40 - 4 out of 5 Stars. Surprisingly funny! I thought it was going to suck and seem way too long based on what I'd heard and based on the writer director's last movie "Funny People", but I laughed out loud through much of the film, and I thought the lead actress (Leslie Mann) was awesome.
This is 40 - 4 out of 5 Stars. Surprisingly funny! I thought it was going to suck and seem way too long based on what I'd heard and based on the writer director's last movie "Funny People", but I laughed out loud through much of the film, and I thought the lead actress (Leslie Mann) was awesome.
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Pin Up Girl - 6/10. Betty Grable
Going Home - 6/10. Robert Mitchum
Betrayed - 6/10. Lana Turner
Not As A Stranger - 6/10. Frank Sinatra, Robert Mitchum
Going Home - 6/10. Robert Mitchum
Betrayed - 6/10. Lana Turner
Not As A Stranger - 6/10. Frank Sinatra, Robert Mitchum
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Iron Man 3: 7/10 stars.
Still not as good as the original, but much better than Iron Man 2, which I though suffered from the friggin' Spider Man 3 concept of having way too many characters just for the sake of having way to many characters sakes sake (if that makes any sense), not to mention the lame ass final battle with Mickey Rourke's Constrictor, whcih was solved in four seconds.
This one was way better.
Still not as good as the original, but much better than Iron Man 2, which I though suffered from the friggin' Spider Man 3 concept of having way too many characters just for the sake of having way to many characters sakes sake (if that makes any sense), not to mention the lame ass final battle with Mickey Rourke's Constrictor, whcih was solved in four seconds.
This one was way better.
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Maniac (remake) - 8/10. Easily better than the overrated original.
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friendshipismagic wrote:Maniac (remake) - 8/10. Easily better than the overrated original.
At least you're consistent.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:friendshipismagic wrote:Maniac (remake) - 8/10. Easily better than the overrated original.
At least you're consistent.
Consistent in having an open mind, having a vast knowledge of the horror genre and not following the herd?
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Girl in progress(2012) Eva mendes, matthew modine, patricia arquette 6.5/10
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Just 6 out of 10? I loved it. One of my favorite docs of all time. So funny.Facedown wrote:American Movie - 6/10
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Django Unchained: 6/10
Why are his movies so long? This would have been much more fun with some of the dead weight cut out. I'm loving Christoph Waltz, though.
Why are his movies so long? This would have been much more fun with some of the dead weight cut out. I'm loving Christoph Waltz, though.
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Savages(2012) Blake lively, salma hayek, benitio del toro, john travolta,
Loved it 8.5/10
Loved it 8.5/10
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Return to Oz 8/10
Points for just being so weird
Django Unchained 7/10
I know I loved it but I can't Remember half of it.
Points for just being so weird
Django Unchained 7/10
I know I loved it but I can't Remember half of it.
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The Possession - 7/10
Freeway Killer - 8/10
Funny to see "Merle" prior to The Walking Dead.
Freeway Killer - 8/10
Funny to see "Merle" prior to The Walking Dead.
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I checked this out last night. Hadn't read one good thing about it, but I seen all his others so...anyway, going in with low expectation made me NOT hate this as much as I thought. The first 10 minutes were pretty ok I thought. I liked the set up, the overall premise...very satantic, very blasphemous..thumbs up to even the old bush that was pretty prevalent.Hurls34 wrote:Lords of Salem - 2 stars out of 10
I debated seeing either this, 42 or Oblivion, and at the last minute chose this one... Boy, did I make the wrong choice.
If I went to an earlier showing, I probably would have walked into another movie right after it in order to erase the memory of it (kinda like the time I went to see The Happening).
It was a little better then the other god-awful movies Rob Zombie has made (hence the 2 stars instead of zero or 1), but not by much. It was like he was trying to do a half-baked Rosemary's Baby, and failed horribly.
I probably should have seen it on drugs, maybe I would have liked it better.
Outside of Meg Foster, who really runs with what little she had to work with, and Sheri Moon's ass, there's not a whole hell of a lot to see here.
Sheri Moon just flat-out can't act... and I'm being nice here.
But I guess every so often Rob Zombie makes a movie and needs to give his Mrs. a job....
I was actually going to give Zombie credit that he finally ditched the other five friends he usually give jobs too, but I see in the end credits that the non-talent known as Sid Haig also played a role, so I'm not giving him any here.
Also, its kinda tough to make a scary movie when there are no scares to be had.
The monster in the film is friggin' laughable. Like a mutated Game of Thrones dude.
The best line of the night came at the end of the film, by some guy in back of the 12 people in the theater "This was the worst movie I've ever seen."
If you need to see it, wait two weeks and just Red Box it.
After there it got into some h2 territory of badness, Ken Foree was wasted in his role...but I thought it rebounded here and there in places. Sherri can't act but I thought she was a little less worse than normal. Her rear looked great, got a few boobie shots. Thats cool. That hair was godawful.
And speaking of really godawful - agreed that the "monster" was terrible. Was the little midget thing beelzebub, a satanic angel or something like that? That part and the "baby" took it to typical RZ crap, but like I said..I liked more than I thought. Needed a lot of gore and a few scares to go along with the nudity. Not his worst - 5/10
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If you liked him in that, check out Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer.Facedown wrote:
Freeway Killer - 8/10
Funny to see "Merle" prior to The Walking Dead.
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Will do.John Simon Ritchie wrote:If you liked him in that, check out Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer.Facedown wrote:
Freeway Killer - 8/10
Funny to see "Merle" prior to The Walking Dead.
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Immortal Beloved - . . . I don't know how to rate this thing. I guess as Hollywood pathos-addled love horseshit with some good acting it deserves about 6/10, but if you have any interest in Beethoven and expect some sort of biopic it's a fucking 1. I'm not even speaking of the music taking a backseat to a tragic love story, I'm talking turning Beethoven into a total buffoon and twisting history to utterly absurd extents. It's pretty much common knowledge these days that his "immortal beloved" could have only been gypsy whore Josephine Brunvik (who's not even mentioned in the movie, I guess they could only fit in ten other meaningless love interests), but even skeptics never considered Johanna Beethoven Reiss. Let alone portraying Karl as his own fucking son. Oh yeah, and apparently he wrote Für Elise for him as well. Preposterous. And Anton Schindler as the selfless fucking legacy savior . . . the audacity! I didn't dare actually check when Beethoven got his first Broadwood grand piano, but I'd almost bet money on this movie getting it wrong by about two centuries.
I mean, seriously, this is not an adaptation of The Dirt or some crap about Jim Morrison, but the life of the arguably greatest artist of all time. Fuck, what a waste of great actors.
I mean, seriously, this is not an adaptation of The Dirt or some crap about Jim Morrison, but the life of the arguably greatest artist of all time. Fuck, what a waste of great actors.
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I haven't sat through it, but I heard Immortal Beloved was good about depicting emotion to match the music soundtrack. Almost like an opera without all the singing. How was it in that regard? Despite being full of shit.
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Well, I never saw Immortal Beloved; but based on SLD's review I might avoid it. Thanks!
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Ha-ha. Well, if you watch it "like a girl" you might enjoy it. My aunt saw it while she was dying of cancer and found it very touching. I doubt she cared about the biopic aspect though. I haven't been able to bring myself to watch it because it's one of my last recommendations from her.jodi wrote:Well, I never saw Immortal Beloved; but based on SLD's review I might avoid it. Thanks!
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As a female who likes "Fight Club" and can't understand the appeal of all things "Twilight"; this movie might be a little hard for me to appreciate. Avoiding it should be no problem since it came out almost 20 years ago.Inessence wrote:Ha-ha. Well, if you watch it "like a girl" you might enjoy it. My aunt saw it while she was dying of cancer and found it very touching. I doubt she cared about the biopic aspect though. I haven't been able to bring myself to watch it because it's one of my last recommendations from her.jodi wrote:Well, I never saw Immortal Beloved; but based on SLD's review I might avoid it. Thanks!
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Yeah, there are a couple scenes that are pretty moving. Like when his student Guilietta Guicciardi (or however you spell that shit) is spying on him, discovering his deafness while he's playing his Sonata No.14 on a (and now I did check:) new English Hammerflügel in what has to be a twenty year time warp.Inessence wrote:I haven't sat through it, but I heard Immortal Beloved was good about depicting emotion to match the music soundtrack. Almost like an opera without all the singing. How was it in that regard? Despite being full of shit.
Or when he's having rapy childhood flashbacks during the world premiere of his Ninth Symphony on stage while staring off into space (literally) - even though he was actually helping to conduct, as far as I know - and then is too deaf to notice the standing ovation.
Then again, play the Moonlight Sonata or Ode an die Freude over pictures of HMZ banging RattQueen and I'd still be deeply, deeply moved, so that's not exactly the most reliable indicator of great movie-making.