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Not a total waste of an hour and a half.

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The Outlaw Josey Wales - 10/10. DC should have bought the screenplay and re-named this their original Jonah Hex movie.
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The Loved Ones - 7/10
Guy rejects girl (politely) after being asked by her to attend high school dance. Girl gets dad to kidnap guy and they proceed to torture the fuck out of him...
Not really into the "torture-porn" genre, but this was kind of entertaining, and the girl was funny as hell in a sadistic way. I just wish they gave more of a back story about why and how the family was so fucked up.


Hellbenders - 7/10
Group of clergymen try to commit as much sin as possible in order to take drag demons to hell...
REALLY fun movie with two of the most under-appreciated actors of all time (Clifton Collins Jr. and Clancy Brown). The last 15 minutes however are not well executed at all, and really let me down. It would have made a 9.5 out of 10 if it didn't seem so rushed at the end.
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30 for 30: You Don't Know Bo. 10/10. SVP aside, the 30 for 30 series is the only awesome thing ESPN has going for it. This one I believe, is the crown jewel.
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Parker - 6/10

Monsters University - 7/10
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Friday the 13th.(1980) 7/10
Not as good as I remember it being..

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La répétition (2001) - 4/10. Emmanuelle Béart is a lesbian dancer and pretty hot, while absolutely nothing happens and you doze off.

À gauche en sortant de l'ascenseur ("Door on the Left as You Leave the Elevator" 1988) - 6/10. Emmanuelle Béart is somebody who's super hot, while a lot of silly shit happens but you don't notice over her showing off her milks.
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Unhung Hero - 7/10

Documentary about a guy who was publicly turned down on the Jumbotron while proposing to his girlfriend. She later told him she wouldn't marry him because he has a small dick.

So he goes on a (somewhat scripted, it seems) worldwide search for "male enhancements."

Pretty funny, and a great conversation starter.
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Byzantium. 9/10 Excellent vampire flick. Gemma Arterton is a goddess.
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Humanoids From The Deep - 4/10
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The Hour Of 13 - 9/10. Peter Lawford plays a thief who's suspected of murdering 12 London cops.


Julia Misbehaves - 7/10. A woman comes back for her daughter's wedding, after leaving her as a baby. Not enough Elizabeth Taylor or Peter Lawford.
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The Art of Travel (2008) - 6/10. I was hoping for something like The Beach meets Into The Wild, but it doesn't come close to either. It's just a bunch of beautiful scenery from Central and South America with zero development or suspense. All the characters are vapid clichés, especially the terrible lead (some kid from Malcolm in the Middle, I believe). Quoting Ralph Waldo Emerson in the beginning was ludicrous. Nonetheless kind of enjoyable if you're gay for dropout adventurer shit.
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Malibu Express - 7/10
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21 & over(2013) Didnt know anyone in the cast Movie is about a guy getting shitface on his 21st birthday thats on the eve of a big college interview 7/10
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Winnebago Man (2009) - 10/10
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Rainbow Bright wrote:30 for 30: You Don't Know Bo. 10/10. SVP aside, the 30 for 30 series is the only awesome thing ESPN has going for it. This one I believe, is the crown jewel.
8 year old son still can't wrap his head around the fact Bo was great at two sports.
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Bandolero - 7/10. Dean Martin, James Stewart, Raquel Welch

Dean and Jimmy play brothers who are on the run after Dean and his gang rob a bank and Jimmy lets them go free. Raquel Welch is an unconvincing Mexican woman.

I would've given it a 9, except for the ending. I deducted two points for that.
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Pusher(2012) Uk film

Movie is about a small time dealer landing a big deal that goes all wrong and trying to pay it back 6/10
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Five Card Stud - 7/10. Dean Martin, Robert Mitchum. Dean Martin plays a gambler, who tries to stop the lynching of another player after he's found cheating. Shortly after the lynching, the other players turn up dead. Robert Mitchum plays a preacher who's new to town.
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The hat goes wild(2012) Quebec movie
A bunch of college kids go camping and it goes really wrong
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That Pirate place has a cam of the new Thor movie a week before release. Missing 15 minutes of the film somewhere.

Bad Grandpa - 7/10. Holy shit it was stupid funny. I don't know how they didn't all go to jail or worse.
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Shaun of the Dead: 6/10
I normally like my horror comedy to be more over the top and less... British. But this is a cute movie that makes for a nice change of pace after all the other films I've watched recently.
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Last Earth. 2/10 Boring ass movie.
Outpost III 4/10 Not as good as the first two.
We are what we are 3/10 Pretty boring and run of the mill.
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Beautiful Creatures(2013) Wasnt familair witht he 2 leads but Emma thompson and jerry irons were supporting players

Guess you could call it a romance fantasy not bad 7/10
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Tamara Drewe 8/10. Great British comedy and Gemma Arterton's ass:

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Bad Taste - 6/10

Searching For Sugar Man - 8/10
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The To-Do List. 7/10. B-ish movie about a straight-a high school graduate experiencing as many different sexual acts as she can over the course of a summer. Nothing special, but a few very funny bits. "I've never seen that before...that's not on Faces of Death or any of that shit...". Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, McLovin, Aubrey Plaza and Sara Steele.
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World War Z - 7/10. $0.99 for 48 hour rental right now with Amazon Prime.
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Drak Skies(2013) with Keri Russell

Pretty good horror/drama 7/10
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Blackula -5/10
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