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Not Another Happy Ending (2013) - 3/10. Karen Gillan is super hot in it - "it" being a total shit sandwich, though.
Always Woodstock (2014) - 1/10. Maybe the worst movie I attempted to watch in recent years. I don't even remember if I got curious for the title or some actor bitch, but this was so fucking tedious. It looks like something you'd enjoy on a date with a seriously retarded 13-year-old; who you plan on killing later.
Always Woodstock (2014) - 1/10. Maybe the worst movie I attempted to watch in recent years. I don't even remember if I got curious for the title or some actor bitch, but this was so fucking tedious. It looks like something you'd enjoy on a date with a seriously retarded 13-year-old; who you plan on killing later.
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WASHUP - documentary on a 45 year old homeless man conceived at Altamont (his mom was raped by the Hells Angels) who is trying to get tickets to see the Rolling Stones in 2015.
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Facing Fear-Former Neo Nazi meets the person he left for dead 25 years prior.
9/10
Film is only 30 minutes. Not sure if this is a short version or not.
9/10
Film is only 30 minutes. Not sure if this is a short version or not.
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Movie was critically slammed but I was one of the few who saw and enjoyed it. But I'm a sucker for Sci-Fi...vlad wrote:Jupiter Ascending
It's a fun film, could watch it with the 12 y/o...I could watch it again. Visually beautiful, though I feel like it's made for a younger audience.
I'm going to have her watch Heathers.
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I love the Wachowskis. They almost never let me down, so I will definitely check this out.GreatWhiteSnake wrote:Movie was critically slammed but I was one of the few who saw and enjoyed it. But I'm a sucker for Sci-Fi...vlad wrote:Jupiter Ascending
It's a fun film, could watch it with the 12 y/o...I could watch it again. Visually beautiful, though I feel like it's made for a younger audience.
I'm going to have her watch Heathers.
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You Are Here (2007) - 5/10.
Imagine The Hangover as a romantic comedy, but "quirky" Generation X style, and not funny whatsoever. It's still watchable because it has Bijou Philips, Lauren German and Amber Heard in it. They are hot.
Syrup (2013) - 4/10.
Same kinda deal here. It's basically 90 minutes with the entire plot being about how hot Amber Heard is. So, not a bad premise, but they still made it suck somehow.
Imagine The Hangover as a romantic comedy, but "quirky" Generation X style, and not funny whatsoever. It's still watchable because it has Bijou Philips, Lauren German and Amber Heard in it. They are hot.
Syrup (2013) - 4/10.
Same kinda deal here. It's basically 90 minutes with the entire plot being about how hot Amber Heard is. So, not a bad premise, but they still made it suck somehow.
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Are they the ones responsible for Sense8? I've given it five episodes on Netflix and can't take it anymore. Horrible.TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:I love the Wachowskis. They almost never let me down, so I will definitely check this out.
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caroline wrote:Are they the ones responsible for Sense8? I've given it five episodes on Netflix and can't take it anymore. Horrible.TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:I love the Wachowskis. They almost never let me down, so I will definitely check this out.
Thanks for the heads up.
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Yep I was pretty excited for this but after 4 episodes it's been pretty hit and miss. 1 and 3 were super slow but episodes 2 and 4 gave me hope. Not sure if I'll finish. Also too much gay rights stuff and not enough sci-fi. I'm all for gay rights but don't need to be beat over the head with it...caroline wrote:Are they the ones responsible for Sense8? I've given it five episodes on Netflix and can't take it anymore. Horrible.TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:I love the Wachowskis. They almost never let me down, so I will definitely check this out.
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Thief (1981). 7.5/10 James Caan is so awesome in this movie. Had a very realistic feel to it. Nice early work from Michael Mann.
The Pope Of Greenwich Village (1984) 7.5/10 Mickey Rourke plays a cool reserved badass. Eric Roberts is such a faggot in this but he is hilarious and likeable (how coked up was he during this?) Burt Young was pretty creepy in it. And Darryl Hanna had some hot scenes in skimpy clothes.
The Pope Of Greenwich Village (1984) 7.5/10 Mickey Rourke plays a cool reserved badass. Eric Roberts is such a faggot in this but he is hilarious and likeable (how coked up was he during this?) Burt Young was pretty creepy in it. And Darryl Hanna had some hot scenes in skimpy clothes.
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Love and Mercy
9/10
Such a good movie...paricularly the parts covering the making of Pet Sounds. I am not much of a Beach Boys fan but it was very good and crazy how this was true.
9/10
Such a good movie...paricularly the parts covering the making of Pet Sounds. I am not much of a Beach Boys fan but it was very good and crazy how this was true.
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Sex : the Annabelle Chong Story. Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and take a Karen Silkwood shower. It's pretty bad that -in a totally depressingly creepy doc- that the most creeper part isn't the completely bizarro chick subject that I'm referring to....no, that award goes to Ron Jeremy as contestant 251.
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Entourage movie 6/10
I don't know what to make of this as I loved the tv series but it just seemed to be lacking something on the big screen, Ari was watered down and E looked really old on the big screen and the story was pretty lame and everything just seemed to be rushed into 2hrs
Minions 7/10
Took my 3 year old son to see it last night, was a fun kids movie
Jurassic World 6/10
Could have done without this movie as part of the series, its just the same old formula people are getting chased by Dinosaurs while everyone around them gets eaten but yet they still find a way to survive
San Andreas 7/10
Good Disaster film, about what you would expect people surviving against the odds while people around them are dying, the difference between this and Jurassic is The Rock is awesome and adds an extra point
I don't know what to make of this as I loved the tv series but it just seemed to be lacking something on the big screen, Ari was watered down and E looked really old on the big screen and the story was pretty lame and everything just seemed to be rushed into 2hrs
Minions 7/10
Took my 3 year old son to see it last night, was a fun kids movie
Jurassic World 6/10
Could have done without this movie as part of the series, its just the same old formula people are getting chased by Dinosaurs while everyone around them gets eaten but yet they still find a way to survive
San Andreas 7/10
Good Disaster film, about what you would expect people surviving against the odds while people around them are dying, the difference between this and Jurassic is The Rock is awesome and adds an extra point
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The Master - 7/10
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San Andreas 7/10
Good Disaster film, about what you would expect people surviving against the odds while people around them are dying, the difference between this and Jurassic is The Rock is awesome and adds an extra point
I'm definitely going to see this one... because... The Rock...
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I am seeing the film tomorrow and my expectations are very low.BootyDaddy69 wrote:Entourage movie 6/10
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be sure to let us know what you thinkMachado wrote:I am seeing the film tomorrow and my expectations are very low.BootyDaddy69 wrote:Entourage movie 6/10
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Far From the Madding Crowd.
Do I really have to rate this? It's one of those weird restrained British love stories. although cary mulligan is a true beauty, and i was really rooting for the shepherd guy, i felt like i had seen this a million times before.
beautiful location though.
6/10
Do I really have to rate this? It's one of those weird restrained British love stories. although cary mulligan is a true beauty, and i was really rooting for the shepherd guy, i felt like i had seen this a million times before.
beautiful location though.
6/10
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Carey Mulligan looks like a 12 year old boy. She could walk off her movie set, change into some jeans and Timbalands, and go star in The Justin Bieber Story.Woosh wrote: although cary mulligan is a true beauty,
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Machete Kills (2013) - 5/10. Pretty lame. Not enough Amber Heard.
The Babadook (2014) - 8/10. This was great and I didn't know shit about it before.
The Wizard of Gore (2007) - 3/10. Very disappointing. The gore sucked, the Suicide Girls are ugly, and Bijou Philips didn't get naked. I didn't get the plot either, if there was one.
The Babadook (2014) - 8/10. This was great and I didn't know shit about it before.
The Wizard of Gore (2007) - 3/10. Very disappointing. The gore sucked, the Suicide Girls are ugly, and Bijou Philips didn't get naked. I didn't get the plot either, if there was one.
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Machado wrote:I am seeing the film tomorrow and my expectations are very low.BootyDaddy69 wrote:Entourage movie 6/10
Why the fuck would you go see it then? GOON!
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San Andreas - 8/10.
I'm pretty much agreeing with everything BootyDaddy said. It's a very well done disaster film and if that's what you want, you'll be very happy with it. Bonus point for a scene where The Rock actually ACTS and displays emotion, and also for the beauty of Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario.
I'm pretty much agreeing with everything BootyDaddy said. It's a very well done disaster film and if that's what you want, you'll be very happy with it. Bonus point for a scene where The Rock actually ACTS and displays emotion, and also for the beauty of Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario.
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LMFAO, why does that get a bonus point?EddiesCancerTongue wrote:Bonus point for a scene where The Rock actually ACTS and displays emotion
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DEATH ROW JOE wrote:LMFAO, why does that get a bonus point?EddiesCancerTongue wrote:Bonus point for a scene where The Rock actually ACTS and displays emotion
Cause... The Rock....
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Rosewood Lane - streaming on Netflix. 2/10 horrible.
Rose McGowanplays a radio talk show host that is stalked by the local paper boy.
Worst movie I've seen in a long time.
Rose McGowanplays a radio talk show host that is stalked by the local paper boy.
Worst movie I've seen in a long time.
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Boyhood 3/10. Yet another over-hyped, overrated, bland, boring movie. Grass growing is more exciting.
Arquette won an Oscar for this, so it is good to see her tits are still a viable asset in Hollywood.
Arquette won an Oscar for this, so it is good to see her tits are still a viable asset in Hollywood.
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The Houses That October Built - luckily Adan Green stayed behind the camera instead of in front. Not bad. If you like documentary style flicks and scare houses you might like this one - 6.5/10