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Rate all the Star Warses

Postby HueyRamone » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:30 pm

Phantom Menace: 0/10
Attack of the Clones: Never saw it, but saw the Red Letter Media 90 min review, so 0/10
Revenge of the Sith: 0.5/10
Rogue One: 8/10
Star Wars: 8.5/10
Emipre Strikes Back: 9/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10
Force Awakens: 7/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby Cooperkill » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:31 am

The Phantom Menace: 4/10
Attack of the Clones: 7/10
Revenge of the Sith: 9/10
Rogue One: 8/10
A New Hope: 9/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10
The Force Awakens: 7/10

There are ties, so I'll rank them in order:

Episode V
Episode IV
Episode III
Episode VI
Rogue One
Episode II
Episode VII
Episode I
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby demolition23 » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:56 am

In order and with scores:

Empire 10/10
New Hope 10/10
Jedi 8/10
Force Awakens 8/10
Rogue One 7/10
Sith 5/10
Phantom 2/10
Clones 1/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby BDG135 » Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:22 am

Empire 10/10
New Hope 9/10
Jedi 7/10
Force Awakens 7/10
Rogue One 7/10
Sith 7/10
Clones 6/10
Phantom 4/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby Mojo » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:06 am

You're all forgetting the amazing Christmas special. 10/10. Holiday classic for all time.
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby That-guy » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:29 am

Warses? :lol:
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby SeminiferousButtNoid » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:29 am

Empire Strikes Back 9/10
Return of The Jedi 7/10
Star Wars 5/10
The Force Awakens 5/10

The rest are garbage
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby That-guy » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:38 am

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Empire Strikes Back 9/10
Return of The Jedi 7/10
Star Wars 5/10
The Force Awakens 5/10

The rest are garbage

You prefer Jedi to A New Hope? That's different.
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby backwoodsdrifter » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:41 am

The Phantom Menace: 0/10
Attack Of The Clones: 1/10
Revenge Of The Sith: 2/10
Rogue One: 7/10
A New Hope: 3/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 8/10
Return Of The Jedi: 7/10
The Force Awakens: 7/10
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Postby kytepunches » Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:49 am

The Phantom Menace: 2/10 - My kids like it , so it gets two points.
Attack Of The Clones: 4/10 - Some of the cgi stuff was pretty cool, terrible script though.
Revenge Of The Sith: 5/10 - Seeing why Vader is all fucked up was the saving grace.
Rogue One: 7/10 - A bit too long, but a decent start to the stand alone films.
A New Hope: 9/10 - The most important film of my childhood.
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10 - Perfect... nothing else to say.
Return Of The Jedi: 6/10 - The Carebears with spears just killed this movie. The ending is horrid.
The Force Awakens: 8/10 - A very well done continuation of the story. It helped to move past the old characters ,with out pissing off the old fans.

The Xmas Special - 1/10 - I give it a one, only because the Wookie family part is hilarious.... but not on purpose.
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby LAglamrocker » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:52 pm

Star Wars 1 = Johnny Skidrow
Star Wars 2 = Blatt
Star Wars 3= Xyz Great White
Star Wars Rogue= Jizzy Pearl Ratt
Star Wars 4= Pretty Boy Floyd
Star Wars 5 = Cinderella
Star Wars 6= White Zombie
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby Chip Z'Hoy » Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:31 pm

The Phantom Menace: 1/10
Attack of the Clones: 0/10
Revenge of the Sith: 3/10
Rogue One: 9/10
A New Hope: 10/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10
The Force Awakens: 8/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby MotleyKaos » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:21 pm

LAglamrocker wrote:Star Wars 1 = Johnny Skidrow
Star Wars 2 = Blatt
Star Wars 3= Xyz Great White
Star Wars Rogue= Jizzy Pearl Ratt
Star Wars 4= Pretty Boy Floyd
Star Wars 5 = Cinderella
Star Wars 6= White Zombie
Star Wars 7= 2017 Ratt
Star Wars 8= expect Firehouse fantastic


lol what?!? :lol:

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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby uwec95 » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:30 pm

Phantom Menace: 3/10 Without the pod racing scene and the 10 minutes of Darth Maul it would get a negative score.
Attack of the Clones: 6/10
Revenge of the Sith: 7/10
Rogue One: 9/10
Star Wars: 9.5/10
Emipre Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10
Force Awakens: 9/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby Cooperkill » Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:04 pm

Mojo wrote:You're all forgetting the amazing Christmas special. 10/10. Holiday classic for all time.


I hate watch that pile of shit once a year, when I have my annual Star Wars marathon. When the highlight to anything is Bea Arthur singing, something is fucked up.
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Postby EatNails » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:54 am

The Phantom Menace: 3/10
Attack of the Clones: 4/10
Revenge of the Sith: 4/10
Rogue One: 8/10
A New Hope: 9/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10
The Force Awakens: 8/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby Mojo » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:15 am

Cooperkill wrote:
Mojo wrote:You're all forgetting the amazing Christmas special. 10/10. Holiday classic for all time.


I hate watch that pile of shit once a year, when I have my annual Star Wars marathon. When the highlight to anything is Bea Arthur singing, something is fucked up.

It's so embarrassing. I feel bad for the cast. They showed up, though. The animated segment is so bad it's almost cool, though. Oddly stylistic animation.
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby pieceofme » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:57 pm

Empire = 10
Jedi = 10
Star Wars = 10
Attack of the Clone = 6
The Force Awakens = 6
The Phanton Menace = 3
Revenge of the Sith = 1

Haven't seen the new one yet.
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Postby David Lee Hasselhoff » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:05 am

Phantom Menace - 2
Attack Of The Clones - 4
Revenge Of The Sith - 6
A New Hope - 8
Empire - 10
Return Of The Jedi - 9 - teh emperor is the bestest!
Force Awakens - 6
Rogue One - 8
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Postby UtahRatt » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:15 am

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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Empire Strikes Back 9/10
Return of The Jedi 7/10
Star Wars 5/10
The Force Awakens 5/10

The rest are garbage

You prefer Jedi to A New Hope? That's different.


Jedi was ok till they landed on Fraggle Rock then it all went to shit.

Empire - 9.1/10
Star Wars - 9/0
Jedi - 6/10
The next trio - 3/10
The Force Awakens 5/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby SebastianLeeDanzig » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:57 am

Star Wars trilogy - 8/10

Can't even keep track of the newer stuff, barely remember how I liked any of the second three.
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Postby Civil_war » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:03 am

I don't mind the prequels, I give them all 6.
A New Hope: 9
Empire Strikes Back: 9.5
Jedi: 8.5
TFA: 7
Rogue One: this one is hard...I fell asleep it was so boring for the first hour and a half. However, the last 30 to 40 minutes were great, so I'm torn. I think I will still prefer to watch the prequels over this, so I guess 5.5. Forest Whitakers character was SO unnecessary. Why not just cut that stupid part of the movie, have her go straight to the planet that her father is on? They just kept reiterating what was happening. They could have easily had the defector come straight to the alliance with the hologram message from her father, thereby cutting 30 minutes from the movie and making it a tight as fuck action ride.
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Postby Chaz » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:07 am

Star Wars 10/10
Empire 9/10
Return Of The Jedi 8/10
Prequel trilogy 6/10 (Thought Ewan McGregor was great as OB1, but the 95% GCI settings killed the vibe/tone didn't feel like "Star Wars".)
Force Awakens 7/10 (Basically a 2 hour Star Wars commercial, but it did capture some moments of nostalgia)
Rogue One 7/10 (Better film than Force Awakens, but it's at least 30 minutes too long, and not a movie I need to watch again. Also, I agree that Forest Whitaker's character was fucking unnecessary and annoying.)
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby FullDJacket » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:45 am

The Phantom Menace: 6/10
Attack of the Clones: 3/10
Revenge of the Sith: 5/10
Rogue One: 8/10
A New Hope: 9/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10
The Force Awakens: 5/10
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Postby mopmonster » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:29 am

LAglamrocker wrote:Star Wars 1 = Johnny Skidrow
Star Wars 2 = Blatt
Star Wars 3= Xyz Great White
Star Wars Rogue= Jizzy Pearl Ratt
Star Wars 4= Pretty Boy Floyd
Star Wars 5 = Cinderella
Star Wars 6= White Zombie
Star Wars 7= 2017 Ratt
Star Wars 8= expect Firehouse fantastic

But none of them rate highly enough to earn a New Kids on the Block or a Spice Girls or a Fifi Larue, huh?
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Postby SanityClause » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:11 pm

Empire 10/10
New Hope 10/10
Jedi 7/10
Force Awakens 6/10
Rogue One Not seen yet.
Sith 0/10
Phantom 0/10
Clones 0/10
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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby LAglamrocker » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:45 pm

Indiana Jones I..Fifi Larue
Indiana Jones II..Jon Bon Jovi(solo)
Indiana Jones III..Paula Abdul
Indiana Jones IV..1349

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Re: Rate all the Star Warses

Postby pieceofme » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:46 pm

mopmonster wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:Star Wars 1 = Johnny Skidrow
Star Wars 2 = Blatt
Star Wars 3= Xyz Great White
Star Wars Rogue= Jizzy Pearl Ratt
Star Wars 4= Pretty Boy Floyd
Star Wars 5 = Cinderella
Star Wars 6= White Zombie
Star Wars 7= 2017 Ratt
Star Wars 8= expect Firehouse fantastic

But none of them rate highly enough to earn a New Kids on the Block or a Spice Girls or a Fifi Larue, huh?


Think you're mistaking him for glammerthebetter
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Postby Total Ass » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:14 am

Phantom Menace - Was decent until they left Tatooine. Gets a couple of extra points for the best lightsaber fight in the entire series IMO. 5/10
Attack of the Clones - Liked Obi Wans storyline for the most part. Can't stand Hayden C., especially in this movie. The start of the Clone Wars was kind of cool. 3/10
Revenge of the Sith - The only parts I've re-watched more than a couple of times are the Jedi purge and the last 20 min or so, from the lightsaber fight on. The rest is not that interesting to me. 4/10
Rogue One - I liked it but haven't really felt like I need to see it again at the theater. I'll get the Blu Ray and watch it again. 6/10
A New Hope - Was always my favorite growing up. Seems a little slow now but still holds a special place for me. 8/10
Empire Strikes Back - The Luke and Yoda parts are tough for me to sit through. From Cloud City on is great. 8/10
Return of the Jedi - The Jabba stuff is great. Ewoks suck. Luke / Vader duel always seemed a little anti-climactic to me, especially after the prequel duels. 4/10
Force Awakens - I really liked it. It was nice to see decent acting in a Star Wars flick for a change. I was always a Han Solo fan growing up but am totally excited to see what Luke does in the next one. 8/10

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