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Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:43 pm

It's fuckin hard to do without a time machine, especially for a non-scientific dude, but have u ever fucked a lady that was in the 50s?
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby Gazpacho » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:16 pm

My wife is in her her 50's...
So, my answer is no.
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby CHA0S » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:33 pm

I'll bet cantstop got lots of action in the 50s.
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby Mojo » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:38 pm

Cantstopthemusic wrote:I'm not gay.
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby killeverything » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:45 pm

CHA0S wrote:I'll bet cantstop got lots of action in the 50s.


I'm pretty sure that's when he gave his first blowjob.
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby thewonkytits » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:08 pm

I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count?
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby ParaDime77 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:06 pm

thewonkytits wrote:I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count?


Hey wonky, can you provide us an update as to your nephews fledging wrestling career?
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby thewonkytits » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:49 pm

ParaDime77 wrote:
thewonkytits wrote:I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count?


Hey wonky, can you provide us an update as to your nephews fledging wrestling career?


I haven't seen or talked to him in a long time. I do know that he's still working out but still looks the same, judging by his Facebook pictures, anyway. He also has a really goofy haircut. I'll text him tomorrow and give a full update.


By the way, he's not my nephew. We're not even close to being related. He's just a little fat kid I met while working in a factory 5 or 6 years ago.
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Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

Postby ParaDime77 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 4:06 pm

thewonkytits wrote:
ParaDime77 wrote:
thewonkytits wrote:I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count?


Hey wonky, can you provide us an update as to your nephews fledging wrestling career?


I haven't seen or talked to him in a long time. I do know that he's still working out but still looks the same, judging by his Facebook pictures, anyway. He also has a really goofy haircut. I'll text him tomorrow and give a full update.


By the way, he's not my nephew. We're not even close to being related. He's just a little fat kid I met while working in a factory 5 or 6 years ago.



Nice! Looking forward to the update!
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