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Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:51 pm**

Transformers 3 - 6

Weakest of the three imo. It is what it is. Robots beating the crap out of each other. A lot of cliche moments and cringeworthy dialogue but thats hardly surprising.

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:03 pm**

Rampage, just now on Netflix streaming. 8/10

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:16 am**

Damnation Alley (1977) - 7/10 - saw this one on HBO back in the day and all I remembered was the killer cockroaches. It was on Fox Movie Channel last night and although the FX were funny, I still liked the story. George Peppard pre A Team, a sober looking Jan Michael Vincent, a black dude thats been in a tons of flick, Kelly Leak, a huge futuristic truck that was about in every scene and post Apocolyptic WWIII America.

Scream 4 (2011) - 2/10

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:38 pm**

Kill The Irishman (2011) - 8/10.

True story mafia flick set in Cleveland in the 70's. Mob movie fans ought to enjoy this. It stars Ray Stevenson (Punisher) as Irish Union Leader/Racketeer/Mob boss Danny Greene and his F You Attitude to any dago that gets in his way in . Good flick, nice use of actual archival footage and great documentary in the extras sections. Also stars Vincent D'Onofrio (Pyle from Full Metal Jacket), Christopher Walken, Paul Sorvino and a still fat Val Kilmer. The guy that was a dick as the Warden in Shawshank is a dick in this one...he plays that same type of character.

They sure loved their car bombs in Cleveland back in the day. Good rental off Netflix.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:59 pm**

The Kill - 4/10. Starring Grace Kelly.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:55 pm**

Surrogates (2009) - 5/10. Not great, but decent enough. Cool premise.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:33 pm**

Get Him To The Greek is the funniest movie I've seen in years. I was kind of drunk and watched it twice, which I've never done before. And I'm kind of drunk a lot. "We cut the rocks, you took the smack, oh yeah!" Awesome. I thought I hated this Russel guy before, but he's fucking funny as shit. He should kill his stupid teeny bopper boob hooker and get back on the junk.

This might sound weird coming from a German, but I want some London accent servant who follows me and comments on everything I do. I'd never stop laughing. I blame Sludge for my Americophilia.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:45 pm**

The Magnificent Seven - 8/10. Starring Steve McQueen.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:38 am**

Sucker Punch - 2011 - 7/10

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:33 am**

Dead Hooker in a Trunk 6.5 out of 10
obviously first time filmmakers (they're twins, and not bad looking, guys)
had some pretty good laughs, but it was kinda predictable.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:47 am**

Overboard (1987) - 9/10. Watched it for the first time in years, and it's still just so much fun.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:20 am**

The Rite (2011) - 6/10. Hannibal Lector meets the Exorcist Meets Joe Black.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:51 am**

Contry strong(2010) With Gwyneth Paltrow Im not into country music at all, it was a decent movie but it had that movie of the week feel. 7/10

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:05 pm**

theglammerthebetter wrote:Contry strong(2010) With Gwyneth Paltrow Im not into country music at all, it was a decent movie but it had that movie of the week feel. 7/10

Gwyneth Paltrow. Country. That just doesn't fit.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:53 am**

Crazy, Stupid, Love.- 9/10. Took a point off cus it was a little too long and cus 2 of the characters didn't need to be in the plotline. But the rest of it was fantastic. Perfect mix of romantic and comedy, best movie I've seen in the theater in quite some time.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:20 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Get Him To The Greek is the funniest movie I've seen in years. I was kind of drunk and watched it twice, which I've never done before. And I'm kind of drunk a lot. "We cut the rocks, you took the smack, oh yeah!" Awesome. I thought I hated this Russel guy before, but he's fucking funny as shit. He should kill his stupid teeny bopper boob hooker and get back on the junk.

This might sound weird coming from a German, but I want some London accent servant who follows me and comments on everything I do. I'd never stop laughing. I blame Sludge for my Americophilia.

It's hilarious. I LOVE that movie.

However...

I recently watched the Arthur remake with Russell Brand and it was definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Really terrible.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:23 am**

From Hell (2001) - 9/10. Almost perfect. Moody, dark and violent. All it was missing was a Hammer Films logo during the opening credits. The Hughes Bros had a good thing going there for a while.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:33 am**

Bridesmaids ~ I approve. 7/10.
Harry Potter ~ Meh. Decent CGI - that said, I'm not going to base the mark mainly on that 'cos that's expected these days. Thus, it gets a 5/10. I've always thought Emma Watson and co. were all terrible actors.
Horrible Bosses ~ Mega L0lZ. 8/10.

edit: I never usually watch a movie just because of it's title, however, this film could be the exception:

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:27 am**

drops_of_jupiter wrote:Bridesmaids ~ I approve. 7/10.
Harry Potter ~ Meh. Decent CGI - that said, I'm not going to base the mark mainly on that 'cos that's expected these days. Thus, it gets a 5/10. I've always thought Emma Watson and co. were all terrible actors.
Horrible Bosses ~ Mega L0lZ. 8/10.

edit: I never usually watch a movie just because of it's title, however, this film could be the exception:

Hobo With A Shotgun is so bad it's good. However, Rutger Hauer makes a stellar performance.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:38 am**

caroline wrote:Hobo With a Shotgun: 3/10

It was supposed to be one of those so bad it's good movies. But no.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:59 am**

Cant believe they got money from the Canadian govt for Hobo with a shotgun , my taxes hard at work

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Made in Dagenhan(2010) British movie that takes places in 1968 at the Ford plant. Pretty enjoyable film about the fight of the women wanting equal pay at the plant. 7/10

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:49 am**

Another shitty movie premiere on tv last night over here

From Prada to Nada starring camilla belle, alexa vega and fucking fez from that 70' show 4/10

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:47 pm**

Quarantine 2: Terminal~3/10 Like the first, but at an airport terminal. Had a little more story about the virus.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:49 pm**

Captain America. Mildly enjoyable.
Meh.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:19 pm**

The Guard

Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle. Funny as all hell. Excellent film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1540133/

10/10

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:36 am**

Life as we know it(2010) with Katherine Heigl I had huge expectations for that one and it just didnt deliver 6/10.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:05 am**

Wow. Scanning through Rotten Tomatoes and see the Change Up coming in at 20%. Has Ryan Reynolds been in a movie that made any money?

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:41 am**

johnk5150 wrote:Wow. Scanning through Rotten Tomatoes and see the Change Up coming in at 20%. Has Ryan Reynolds been in a movie that made any money?

It's pretty bad. Might go see it later. I ike Ryan and think that Just Friends is one of the greatest movies ever - but RT even gave that like 30%. These are just bad roles....a Green Lantern movie would ALWAYS bomb and a body switch comedy is just bottom of the barrel.

They greenlit a GL sequel by the way. Yay more Ryan.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:35 am**

Rise of The Planet of The Apes: 7.5 out of 10. It was fun, and not too cheesy for a PG-13 movie. James Franco was good, but the movie centers mainly around the monkey, Ceasar who is quite likable. Still, it takes a while for the apes to really take over(maybe the last 20-30 mins), so a lot of it is build up.

Would be interesting to see how others think this compares to the Tim Burton version, as I haven't seen that one.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:50 pm**

Hobo With A Shotgun: 10/10 This may very well be the best movie ever made, period, amen.

"I gotta wipe this guy's asshole off my face." Fucking brilliant!!!

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