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Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:13 pm**

Genius.

I nominate:
Elise
2 Tempting
Blackie Cooper

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:16 pm**

I nominate McLargeDrink (he could get us an opening spot on the Pearl Jam tour), Saracapri (Ace needs a new flame on the road. This would lead to awesome interband tension between Stoner and Sara!), and RockNRev (he would add that missing political element to our music)

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:30 am**

This thread isn't growing fast enough. Its a disgrace, Hungwell deserves better than that.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:53 am**

I nominate:

- deathcurse (we rock The_Board Fucking and ace will lose his god damned mind.)

- KurtStaleyVedder (a man of impeccable taste and infinite tact)

- PillofPoison (to make Elise gelus)

Notice how I didn't nominate any bitches?

There's a reason for that.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:15 am**

Monty, where is my nomination? Did I not send you an $8 winning Lottery ticket? And you don't want a Canadian in your band, especially one who breaks down after someone drops his digital camera, the guy cracks under pressure.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:18 am**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I nominate:

- deathcurse (we rock The_Board Fucking and ace will lose his god damned mind.)

- KurtStaleyVedder (a man of impeccable taste and infinite tact)

- PillofPoison (to make Elise gelus)

Notice how I didn't nominate any bitches?

There's a reason for that.

You didn't nominate any Heathers either.

Croquet time.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:30 am**

Stretch did.

Besides, even if you don't make the band, I'll see you when you're hanging around outside of our tourbus. I might even invite you on the damn thing if you show us all three of your nipples.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:09 am**

You mean, like be a groupie? I real live groupie?

Fine, but if I have to suck your dick I swear I swear I'll puke.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:25 am**

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:51 am**

Ace is a little slow. I just keyed him in to the contest. He should be along shortly...

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:09 am**

Okay I definetly want..........

Kurt Staley Vedder......he has such a way with words I see platnum albums in our future........tons of em you fucking cheek parters.

Deathcurse........ a mysterious death like a overdose of cigarettes may befall him,that woman stealing motherfucker, who would have thought you could choke on your own vomit after drinking a case of bottled water!

Sanity Clause.......he can bring the potatoes for the potatoe gun!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:08 pm**

Dude I am so on it. I can lay my hands on about 500kg of spuds right now. (I'm not joking either)

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:58 pm**

Ace, Stoner already picked Vedder. You need to nominate someone else for your third pick.

Once that is done, every member must make each one of their nominees aware of their respective nominations. If they accept the honor, they are to post in this thread saying as much.

Then the games can begin.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:01 pm**

I also already picked deathcurse, so he actually needs to pick 2 new people.

I think he's on The_Pot again, Hung.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:08 pm**

Thanks Stoney.

My fault anyway...I never stated you cannot nominate the same bloke twice.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:59 pm**

Yeah so they should win because they got two votes. then we vote on those two! Deathcurse I will change because we dont want Stoner fucking up the band with her whoring ways again!
But to take off KSV man that aint fair! Cant we add a extra member he can sing back up from behind a curtain!

So no Deathcurse then I vote for bobbystoney!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:00 pm**

KSV could be a honorary member he can score guys for Stoner!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:37 pm**

I'll give you a handjob if you quit cryin'.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:38 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:39 pm**

Wait a cotton picking minute, goddamnit.

There are groupie positions open too, and no one thought to ask me?

Bitches. All of you.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:49 pm**

Um, it's a well known fact that Monty's Crew prefers their groupies underage and Rastafarian. Maybe you should call Slaughter.

Deathcurse, what happens in the band doesn't count. It's like incest - we just don't talk about it.

xoxox,
CrouchingGraceHiddenSlick

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:12 pm**

Ace, KSV is already nominated. So, you still need to pick one more.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:19 pm**

For groupies I nominate myself. Rather obvious, dontcha think?

Also acillatem74!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:02 pm**

I've got a gun and I'll run security for ya
Make sure all the hookers and bud's are in order?
Whos driving the bus?

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:05 pm**

Hungwell wrote:Ace, KSV is already nominated. So, you still need to pick one more.

This reunion is getting off to a bumpy start. Since I will be traveling in my own bus and can pick and choose who I want on my bus.
Since Stoner's bitch ass is gonna whine I give my vote to SikRik and he will not travel on my bus! No Fags allowed!

He will have to ride with Stoner on the band bus, unless its my turn with her that night!
See when you write our best selling song "Dont be a Quiter(Let me put it in your Shitter)" you can afford your own bus!

Hope you guys have fun with SikRik!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:06 pm**

acillatem74 is the bus driver!

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:11 pm**

I'll just be a hanger-on.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:05 am**

acefrehleysbeer wrote:acillatem74 is the bus driver!

Godamnit i may be a roadie but i played most times when you were passed out in the back!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:13 am**

acillatem74 wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:acillatem74 is the bus driver!

Godamnit i may be a roadie but i played most times when you were passed out in the back!

Not true, because when Ace was passed out and you were covering for him, you weren't plugged in.
They had one of the cleaners playing for them in the cleaning closet.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:09 am**

I think Sanity's lobbying for votes already.

His MC trivia knowledge seems vast.

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