Rate the last movie you saw

[theglammerthebetter]

Cedar Rapids(2011) Ed Helms, John C. Reilly Anne Heche, Sigournay waever

Very funny 8/10 + i never tought id ever say that but Anne Heche looked great

[theglammerthebetter]

Watch your back(2015) AnnaLynne McCord

pretty decent tv movie with a twist i never saw coming 7/10

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Trainwreck (2015) - 5/10:
I like Amy Schumer, but this wasn't very funny and went nowhere. Weirdly, the best part was with John Cena.

Fun with Dick and Jane (1977) - 5/10:
Don't really like George Segal, and even Hanoi Jane couldn't make it interesting. Don't even want to imagine how shitty the remake must be.

Never Steal Anything Small (1959) - 5/10:
Thought it was a musical, but there's barely any songs. Shirley Jones was at least hot in it.

[Facedown]

Uncle Buck - 6/10

Fruitvale Station - 8/10

[theglammerthebetter]

There's always Woodstock (2014) Didnt know any of the leads but Rumer Willis and Brittany Snow had small parts 6/10

[theglammerthebetter]

Love & Mercy (2014) John Cusack, Paul Giamatti and Elizabeth Banks

Based on the life of Brian Wilson, what a loser that guy was. 7/10

[Machado]

San Andreas
1/10
Did not complete the film. I fast forwarded after 45 minutes. Highlight was deleting the movie from my DVR.
HORRIBLE!
Shame on you Giamatti

[pieceofme]

Watchmen - 8.

3rd time watching and still really like it. Always upsets me when Rorschach dies at the end.

[Fletch]

This was pretty strange but I watched Pieces (1982) off of Netflix but it had to be some huge mistake cause it was a modern day ( Alamo Draft House?) type of audience shit, where you could hear all the comments and laughter (at completely unintentionally funny parts of the movie) during the entire film. And I gotta say it was a lot more entertaining than when I saw it in the theater as a way too young kid.

Original cut - 5/10
Audience cut -7.5/10

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Traitement de choc / Shock Treatment (1973) - 4/10:
Alain Delon is a doctor/cult leader trying to rejuvenate a bunch of naked hippies. Nice to look at but nothing makes any sense. I'm not even sure if they're supposed to be vampires or something.

The Human Stain (2003) - 5/10:
Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris are driven crazy by a cunty Nicole Kidman. Oh yeah, and Hopkins is really black. Pretty forced and heavy but still a bit dull.

Savage Love (2012) - 3/10:
Another trashy gorefest by Olaf Ittenbach, but the production and acting is so terrible I could barely watch it. The main actor is French but trying to speak German, which he obviously doesn't understand a word of. No idea how that's necessary in an indy movie where all actors suck to begin with. Terrible idea.

Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best (2011) - 4/10:
Shitty indy movie about two loser musicians going on tour with their shitty indy act. The music is fucking revolting. Most generic indy trash anybody could improvise, yet everybody is somehow blown away by this shit, including super hot Arielle Kebbel, the only reason to watch this.

[mullet_head]

Watchmen - 8.

3rd time watching and still really like it. Always upsets me when Rorschach dies at the end.

Let me ask you something.

Do you ever check out this thread looking for film suggestions, and do you like it when people tell you who dies at the end?

Traitement de choc / Shock Treatment (1973) - 4/10:
Alain Delon is a doctor/cult leader trying to rejuvenate a bunch of naked hippies. Nice to look at but nothing makes any sense. I'm not even sure if they're supposed to be vampires or something.

The Human Stain (2003) - 5/10:
Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris are driven crazy by a cunty Nicole Kidman. Oh yeah, and Hopkins is really black. Pretty forced and heavy but still a bit dull.

Savage Love (2012) - 3/10:
Another trashy gorefest by Olaf Ittenbach, but the production and acting is so terrible I could barely watch it. The main actor is French but trying to speak German, which he obviously doesn't understand a word of. No idea how that's necessary in an indy movie where all actors suck to begin with. Terrible idea.

Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best (2011) - 4/10:
Shitty indy movie about two loser musicians going on tour with their shitty indy act. The music is fucking revolting. Most generic indy trash anybody could improvise, yet everybody is somehow blown away by this shit, including super hot Arielle Kebbel, the only reason to watch this.

You're either a glutton for punishment or just happen to be terribly unlucky picking movies.

You choose movies like Pam Anderson chooses men.

[mullet_head]

Anyways...

Phoenix 2014 -7/10

German flick set after the big war.
Now here's this jew broad who survives Auschwitz, with her face all fubar'd and shit, until a surgeon gives her a facial.
Her husband thinks she's turned into soap and doesn't recognize her after the facial, so the woman is trying to find out if he betrayed her (he wasn't a jew).

What we do in the shadows (2014)

Wasn't feeling it, so I haven't finished it. But I also can't say it's bad, I think some folks will like it. Just not my thing.

[pieceofme]

Watchmen - 8.

3rd time watching and still really like it. Always upsets me when Rorschach dies at the end.

Let me ask you something.

Do you ever check out this thread looking for film suggestions, and do you like it when people tell you who dies at the end?



.

No I haven't. It is normally just glammerthebetter posting in here, so best to avoid his type of films overall!

Watchmen was released several years ago! If it is brand new film that has just been released, sure I won't give spoilers.

[Facedown]

Grave Encounters - 5/10

The Family - 7/10

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Europa (1991) - 8/10:
Earliest Lars von Trier movie I've seen. Kind of impressive in its artsiness. It's actually one of the least contrived Nazi movies I've ever come across. Good shit. The Nazi accusations against him are even more absurd when you've seen this.

Blood Runs Cold (2011) - 3/10:
Okay, I'm done with Swedish underground gore. I've tried three movies and they just get shittier. This one at least had English speakers you could understand and the lead showed her tits. That's about all the positive I can come up with.

We Are the Night / Wir sind die Nacht (2010) - 6/10:
Not bad for a German feminist vampire flick, which are already three very good reasons to totally suck. The lead chicks are all plain to fugly and the music is atrocious, but there's nice settings all over Berlin.

[Gazpacho]

Watched 3 movies this weekend.

"Green Inferno" - 6/10 - tree huggers trek to the Amazon to save it from some destruction.
Things get a little weird when their plane goes down on the return trip and they are taken captive by a tribe of hungry cannibals.
My wife hated it. It kept me entertained.

"The Last Witch Hunter"- ?/10 - I turned it off about 35 minutes in and tried to finish it twice with no luck.

"Room" - 9/10 - loved it. Woman held captive for 7 yrs has a child from being repeatedly raped by her capture.
I won't go into too much.
Go rent it.

[Facedown]

Grave Encounters 2 - 3/10
Proclaims footage from the first film is real, goes back into building where everything happend and wonders how and why the same shit is happening. Brilliant storyline.

The Shrine - 4/10

[Gibsonite]

Zero Dark Thirty

9/10

Jessica Chastain is amazing in this.

[Machado]

The Road To Perdition
4/10
Not even the great Tom Hanks could save this film. Subpar is being nice. For a gangster movie, the film and writing and acting failed on many levels. Maybe it was the era the story took
place or the poor casting. Now I have to watch Goodfellas, in order to get this film out of my memory

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Slummed it a bit Saturday night with a Liam Neeson thriller A Walk Through the Tombstones. Very enjoyable for what it was. Liam has a certain skill set and knows how to use them...

[Chip Z'Hoy]

The Road To Perdition
4/10
Not even the great Tom Hanks could save this film. Subpar is being nice. For a gangster movie, the film and writing and acting failed on many levels. Maybe it was the era the story took
place or the poor casting. Now I have to watch Goodfellas, in order to get this film out of my memory

Tell us more about the screenplay, William Goldman.

[Inessence]

Lila & Eve - Your kid get murdered? This is every mother's fantasy revenge flick. Good for what it is with some decent performances despite J.Lo being in it.

[theglammerthebetter]

Poltergeist(2015) Sam Rockwell ,never saw the original so dont know if this was remake or a reboot but it was average at best 5.5/10

[vlad]

Slummed it a bit Saturday night with a Liam Neeson thriller A Walk Through the Tombstones. Very enjoyable for what it was. Liam has a certain skill set and knows how to use them...

Which reminds me...saw "Tooken", really cornball take on the Neeson "skill set". Pretty cornball even for a parody film, but I give it a 4 just for the title.

[theglammerthebetter]

Marley & Me (2008) Owen Wilson, Jennifer Anniston, Been waiting for years to see this one it finally made it to a channel i have, cried my eyes out as expected 8/10

[theglammerthebetter]

The Age of Adaline(2015) Blake Lively, Harrison Ford Very very good 9/10

[theglammerthebetter]

The Gallows (2015) Just an awful horror movie 4/10

[Trist805]

The Big Short 8.5/10.

Probably the best movie of 2015 along with The Revenant IMO. Every character was great, awesome metal soundtrack, and shines a light on the whole financial collapse which is a story that needs to be told and revisited.

[Bair Hand]

ex machina

pretty fuckin cool

[pieceofme]

The Big Short 8.5/10.

Probably the best movie of 2015 along with The Revenant IMO. Every character was great, awesome metal soundtrack, and shines a light on the whole financial collapse which is a story that needs to be told and revisited.

The Big Short was a very good film. Probably my favourite film of 2015. The Revenant, well I found that film mediocre.