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the good shepherd(USA title The Confessor) starring Christian Slater, a little B movie from canada
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Transformers 2 - 6/10.
A little long but I liked it.
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The Lonely Guy - I remember it being better. It has some funny stuff, but it's pretty sappy for a Steve Martin film. Love Grodin in it.
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Sam Kinison's Family Entertainment Hour. 8.5/10.

Some ppl think this isn't as good as Breaking The Rules, but I actually like this one more. It's hilarious to hear him talk a bunch of shit about rap and how rappers should be killed, and Ice-T is sitting right in the audience. I love when he calls up the whores and yells at them for the guys in the audience. Just as funny, the third time.

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Roxie Hart - 7/10. Starring Ginger Rogers. Kind of boring.

Don't Bother To Knock - 7/10. Starring Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn plays a baby sitter who's crazy.
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The Last Airbender = 2/10
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Predators: Much, much better that Predator 2 and the Alien vs. Predator films. Wasn't too sure about Adrien Brody having the lead role in this, but he won me over. He did a great job.

Brooklyn's Finest: This was one of the best movies I've seen this year. Totally wasn't expecting to like it as much as I did. Never have liked Richard Gere, but he was great in this. Also, I was just happy to finally see Wesley Snipes in something that didn't go straight to cable.
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silent_eyes wrote:.

Brooklyn's Finest: This was one of the best movies I've seen this year. Totally wasn't expecting to like it as much as I did. Never have liked Richard Gere, but he was great in this. Also, I was just happy to finally see Wesley Snipes in something that didn't go straight to cable.[/b]

Gere has been great lately (the hoax, the hunting party, brooklyns finest) all those films were commercial failures but hes doign the best acting of his live right now.




Whiteout, I love crime drama, the setting was great and different, kate was hot as always but still it was just 6/10
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Law Abiding Citizen~8/10

Adventureland~6/10
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Caddyshack- 8. Saw it when I was younger but didn't remember much of it. Very enjoyable.
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Had to watch Eclipse about a week or so ago, and I may have to watch it tomorrow as well. UGH. Complete load of crap. -1/10 just 'cos all the corporate bullshit that goes with it makes me wanna puke blood.

Watched Tarkovsky's 'The Sacrifice' last night. It wasn't quite how I expected it to be. That said, a solid 8/10.

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Predators


Its alright......

minor complaint and maybe a spoiler...




















Laurence Fishburne's Character & set is completely unecessary to the overall film. :roll:
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Hail Hail Rock and Roll (1987) - 8/10

When Keith Richards comes across as the most sane and stable person in the doc, you know you are in for a treat. Chuck Berry made some great music, but he must have been hell to deal with as a fellow musician.
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IDIAMINDADA wrote:
Fletch wrote:Hail Hail Rock and Roll (1987) - 8/10

When Keith Richards comes across as the most sane and stable person in the doc, you know you are in for a treat. Chuck Berry made some great music, but he must have been hell to deal with as a fellow musician.
Being in a band with him is bad enough, having to smell his farts when you sucked his dick...probably worse.
Not to mention him ending it by pissing on your face in your eye socket....
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The Cove--8/10 Effective doc about Japanese dolphin slaughter. I'm no PETA fag, but that's fucked up.

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus--7/10 I enjoyed it for the most part. It dragged a bit in some parts, but visually it was pretty awesome.
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Finally saw SAWIV...
Boy that sucked...talk about bloating a storyline...
I read due to how crappy it did, they are only making one more instead of the planned 2...Jigsaws wife is finishing 'his work'...and its in 3D...should be smoker..
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Despicable Me - 8.5/10

yes, it's a typically predictable kids' movie, but i loved the hell out of it. and the minions are awesome!
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The Book of Eli: 5/10

My expectations for this movie were a 2, so that it ended up with a 5 was a nice surprise.
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Funny People - Not Funny

Apatow being totally self-indlgent.
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I Wake Up Screaming - 9/10. Starring Betty Grable.
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The Crazies...the recent remake with Timothy Olyphant

5/10...and the only reason it even gets a 5 is because of the presence of Timmy O. But even he couldn't save that steaming pile of crap. I got so bored watching it that I grabbed my laptop and started doing homework instead.
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IDIAMINDADA wrote:A Serbian Film....remember all the complete horseshit hype that Human Centipede was getting about being such a fucked up sick movie? Compared to A Serbian Film, it was fucking Paul Blart Mall Cop....A Serbian Film lives up to it's notoriety, in fucking spades....it is also very well made, and well acted....and oh did I mention fucked up to it's sick little core?

Serbian Film gives Martyrs a decent run for it's money for a film that just made me feel dirty all over....Serbian Film perhaps takes the cake though, cause it's really pretentious and artsy, and fucking bitingly hilarious at times.
I just watched this.

Ugh. I feel sick to my stomach.

I think this is one that's going to make fans of the most extreme cinema wince. I think to say that's it's profoundly unsettling it putting it lightly.

Which isn't to say it's without merit artistically. Like you said, it's very well made and the acting is very good. This isn't August Underground or Hanger. Maybe that's what bothered me so much - I was watching a good movie that was chock full of the most horrifying imagery ever put on screen.

I thought I knew what I was in for (I had read about one of the more infamous scenes) and I was still unprepared.

And you're right about it being hilarious at times - I can think of two scenes in particular that made me laugh out loud.

To say this movie is not for the faint of heart is an understatement. I've seen some fucked up shit and this movie knocked the fucking wind out of me.
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Got a short plot summary for this masterpiece?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Got a short plot summary for this masterpiece?
A retired porn star agrees to make one last movie.
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IDIAMINDADA wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Got a short plot summary for this masterpiece?
Porn dude comes out of retirement, crazy dude makes him do more and more awful things...it ends poorly.
Sold. Torrents here I come!!
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Rate the last movie you saw

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I'm gonna watch this back to back with Human Centipede and plan on vomiting at least twice. Sound reasonable?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I'm gonna watch this back to back with Human Centipede and plan on vomiting at least twice. Sound reasonable?
:lol:

I'm actually doing a Serbian Film/Human Centipede double feature tonight.

And I'm taking a break because my stomach hurts so bad. It's probably not so much the movie as the chips and soda but the movie did not help matters AT ALL.
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IDIAMINDADA wrote:Serbian Film is traumatizing.
For real.

I think this movie is going to stun even the most jaded horror jocks.

Or maybe not. I'm sure there are going to be a bunch of assholes who are all "Pfft! Is that it? Big deal."

Personally I think it might be the most brutal and depraved movie ever.
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deathcurse wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I'm gonna watch this back to back with Human Centipede and plan on vomiting at least twice. Sound reasonable?
:lol:

I'm actually doing a Serbian Film/Human Centipede double feature tonight.

And I'm taking a break because my stomach hurts so bad. It's probably not so much the movie as the chips and soda but the movie did not help matters AT ALL.
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