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Welcome to the Jungle(2013) JCVD and Adam Brody

A few laugh but its a b level movie 6/10
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EddieVanHeineken wrote:Guardians of the Galaxy

9.5/10
We need more movies like this. A Star Wars/Raiders styled movie that is weird, funny, with great action and an awesome soundtrack. Wasn't a 10 because the villains lacked in development. Highly recommended
Did you stay til the very end, after the credits? If so what did you think of that scene?
I agree. I'd put the movie at about a 9. It's great. It's just a blast, and yes, the scene after the credits is cool. I'd say it hints at some redemption in the making. ;)
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TenBenny wrote:
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EddieVanHeineken wrote:Guardians of the Galaxy

9.5/10
We need more movies like this. A Star Wars/Raiders styled movie that is weird, funny, with great action and an awesome soundtrack. Wasn't a 10 because the villains lacked in development. Highly recommended
Did you stay til the very end, after the credits? If so what did you think of that scene?
I agree. I'd put the movie at about a 9. It's great. It's just a blast, and yes, the scene after the credits is cool. I'd say it hints at some redemption in the making. ;)

Guardians was excellent. Easily one of the best movies of the last 3 years or so.
Worth the price of admission.
It was a reminder of what movies used to be. Regarding the clip at the end , the older crowd started laughing and the young people looked puzzled.
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blue Hawaii(1962 elvis Presley) 7.5/10

beautiful scenery.
good story line.
catchy songs.
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Sharknado 1 and 2.

11 out of 10.
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McQ - 8/10.

John Wayne plays a police detective who goes rogue after his partner is killed and finds himself mixed up in some shady dealings.

One of John Wayne's last movies. It's not as good as Bullitt or Mr. Ricco, or the Tony Rome movies, but it proves once again that you don't fuck with the Duke.
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Sabotage (2014): 6/10
I thought this would be a generic Arnie action flick, but it was a lot darker than I expected. And what happened to Olivia Williams? She looks used up.
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About time (2013)Rachel McAdams

Time travelling rom com , pretty good movie 7.5/10

Walking with Dinosaurs (2013)

Wasnt bad for a kids movie 6/10
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Mongo wrote:Guardians was excellent. Easily one of the best movies of the last 3 years or so.
Worth the price of admission.
It was a reminder of what movies used to be. Regarding the clip at the end , the older crowd started laughing and the young people looked puzzled.
If you noticed, when they first meet the collector, you can see that spoiler in that scene behind him.

What was also great about the movie was the soundtrack. There were some really cool tunes they picked that help set the vibe for the movie.

The first five minutes of the movie were emotional on par with the beginning of Up. From that point on though, it was a fun ride.

Marvel hit it out of the park this year with this movie and Winter Soldier. Cap 2 is almost like their Dark Knight, a great Film, not just a popcorn flick. Guardians is what an action adventure/space opera should be.

Saw Hercules today, 6/10. The Rock was good in it but the movie itself sucked.
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Calvaire - 3/10.
Not even close to the description.

Escape Plan - 6/10
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Analyze That
4/10
I understand why a sequel was made(money) but how on earth did
DeNiro attach himself to part 2. :evil:
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Devil's Playground (2010) - 2/10. Worst zombie flick I can remember. It's bad even for Danny Dyer standards. MyAnna Buring doesn't even seem hot in it. Just terrible.

Credo (2008) - 3/10. Super lame attempt at psycho horror, I assume. It's basically a bunch of scared assholes (one of which is hot MyAnna Buring) walking around some house for an hour. There's even a pentagram on the cover, yet Satan was nowhere to be seen. Fuck this nonsense!

Shrooms (2007) - 3/10. Bunch of morons go to some Irish woods to trip on mushrooms. Then it turns into a regular shitty slasher and everybody forgot they're supposedly tripping or something. So, there's an hour of yelling and running before a stupid predictable "twist", the end. Yay!

Facedown wrote:Calvaire - 3/10.
Not even close to the description.
What description? That movie is a timeless artistic horror masterpiece compared to everything I just watched. Brigitte Lahaie was a bit wasted, though.
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Guardians of the Galaxy - 10/10. Anything that wasn't just perfect about the film was dwarfed by the pure joy and delight I felt while watching it.

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Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014): 6/10
A proper Syfy movie and decent sequel. It pits our favorite shark/octopus hybrid against a pterodactyl/barracuda mix. Hilarity ensues. Word on the street is that the third installment will have Sharktopus facing off against Mermantula (half merman, half tarantula). That would rock.
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EddiesCancerTongue wrote:Guardians of the Galaxy - 10/10. Anything that wasn't just perfect about the film was dwarfed by the pure joy and delight I felt while watching it.

another 10/10 here.
so much fun... and the dialog is perfect.

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Delivery Man - 4/10

Fucking stupid. It's like they saw no need for a story editor. Just let the film meander to it's all too predictable conclusion.
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wall street(1987 Michael douglas/Charlie sheen) 7.8/10
was gonna give it either 7.5/10 or 8/10 so I went with 7.8

good movie.
don't know shit about stocks or wall street but could still follow the story line.
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Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011) - 7/10. Weird episodic noir comedy by Sebastian Gutierrez. Carla Gugino is hot in it. And Emmanuelle Chriqui. And a whole bunch of others.

The Poker House (2008) - 5/10. Coming of age story of Lori Petty, with young Jennifer Lawrence and Chloë Grace Moretz, and not so young Selma Blair. Too TV-movie-ish to be believable, so the abuse scenes aren't very hot.
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the gauntlet(1977 clint eastwood/Sondra locke) 7/10

not a dirty harry movie but still good and full of action.
Sondra locke is sexy in this movie as she plays a prostitute.
can't go wrong with a clint eastwood movie.
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deadly illusion (1987 billy dee williams,vanity,morgan fairchild) 6/10

wasn't terrible but wasn't great.
vanity was so fine back in the day.
remember reading either the dirt or heroin diaries about nikki doing drugs with her.
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TMNT
6.5/10
The turtles looked cool.
That pretty much sums it up.
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Currently watching Jaws for the 1,876th time. Still a 10/10.
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Guardians of the Galaxy: 8/10 Pretty funny (atleast in a movie theater) and overall pretty damn good considering how silly the characters are as opposed to the 'real' superheroes.

Zoe Saldana is worth my money alone. She can be blue, green, ... don't matter to me.
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GroupiesInBoots wrote:Guardians of the Galaxy: 8/10 Pretty funny (atleast in a movie theater) and overall pretty damn good considering how silly the characters are as opposed to the 'real' superheroes.

Zoe Saldana is worth my money alone. She can be blue, green, ... don't matter to me.
This is about right. If you put Avengers at @ 10, this clocks in at an 8. As good as, if not better than, Winter Soldier just to keep the geek reference point going.
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The Lifeguard(2013) Kristen Bell

Really good movie about a 30 year old leaving a big job in NYC and moving back with her parents, getting back her high school job and banging a 16y.o. 8.5/10
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God's Not Dead: 0/10

I had a mild appreciation for Heaven is Trill so I thought I'd give this one a chance too and then maybe a couple more Christian films down the line, I could be saved from eternal hellfire.

If you want to see what people hate about Christian nuts in the U.S., look no further. It starts out sort of promising. I honestly thought the Christian kid was going to have a sensible debate with the teacher throughout and give secular viewers food for thought on the subject of theism.

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Every non-Christian in this movie is a straight up piece of shit. Also, it leaves a lot more questions than it answers. God refuses to cure cancer but he'll start your fucking car?

My biggest problem is the idea that without giving your soul to Jesus, you have no reason to be moral. What's the point of being moral if not for salvation? The funny thing about this is that it's the exact logic used by one JEFFREY DAHMER. Look up his prison interviews. He says the same shit: He ate motherfuckers because he didn't have God in his life.

Oh and what's with this atheist college professor who hates Christianity allowing a Christian kid to hijack his class every week? The movie begins with him saying "We're not going to talk about God." Then some bold Christian kid speaks up and it becomes "Okay, we're going to talk about God every week."

Dogshit. 90 minutes of pure dogshit.
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midnight heat(1996 brian bosworth) 6/10

it wasn't the greatest but I liked this movie and brian Bosworth.
seems like only yesterday he was playin' for the sooners then went pro with the seahawks.

he was wearin' a seahawks hat in one scene and in one scene he said something along the lines of gettin' run over by bo jackson.

he went to a storage locker and the number just happened to be 333.
I've been plagued by this number for a while now.
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caroline wrote:Currently watching Jaws for the 1,876th time. Still a 10/10.

No shit! One of the greatest films ever made.
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the lords of salem(2012 sheri moon zombie) 5/10

wasn't to crazy about this movie.
liked her in robs house of 1000 corpses and the devils rejects better.
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