Rate the last movie you saw

[Facedown]

Prisoners - 7/10

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Steve Jobs - 7/10 Lisas. I thought Fassbender, or whatever the fuck his name is, did an excellent job portraying Steve. I felt sorry for Rogan's character. Poor guy did all of the work, but, Jobs got all of the credit.

[doctordestructo]

KEANU - 7.5/10

[Black_Frost]

The Witch - 2016 Decent flic, but a bit hard to understand the dialog at times. Definitely one of those "Why the fuck do you not leave!" kind of movies

Did you actually watch the movie?
*spoiler alert*
They did decide to leave at an appropriate time, they just never made it. The ending was awesome.

You felt that was the appropriate time!?!

*SPOILER ALERT*

I would have dumped my family in the villiage the minute the youngest disappeared. Then went back out myself to hunt for him. That would have been a more appropriate time in my opinion.

[pulsar0510]

*SPOILER ALERT*

I would have dumped my family in the villiage the minute the youngest disappeared. Then went back out myself to hunt for him. That would have been a more appropriate time in my opinion.

*SPOILERS*
They had left the safety of the settlement and built that house and farmed for a season there, investing a ton of time and effort. One missing infant wasn't enough to leave, especially considering the mother already didn't trust the teen daughter and she had had the infant. The eldest son disappearing while he was with the teen just reinforced that. Once he came back and it was clear something nefarious was afoot, they chose to leave.
See what I mean?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Deathgasm (2015) - 8/10:
As a horror comedy it's nothing special, it's so derivative that it qualifies as homage at best, but it's most of all a heavy metal movie. Two metal nerds somehow summon demons with their shitty music and the rest is gore. Awesome soundtrack with lots of crap like Trivium, but also Emperor, Skull Fist, Midnight and even some grindcore stuff. This film probably marks the first Anal Cunt reference in a romantic context. Future classic for that alone.

Roadie (2011) - 7/10:
Typical "middle-aged loser returns to provincial hometown to face the past" story, which is kinda cool because in this case it's about a roadie for Blue Öyster Cult, so the soundtrack rocks: BOC, Robin Trower, Dylan, Jethro Tull, Ramones, and, totally on that same level, LA Guns. Jill Hennessy is hot-ish. She actually sings and plays for real.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

3/5ths of a reunion, 5/5ths of a flop: Another documentary on the GNR 2016 summer stadium tour. 10/10

[Kristi Vanian]

Take Her, She's Mine - 7/10. Starring James Stewart and Sandra Dee.

[Machado]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDPDm9_nX0o
A Band Called Death
9/10
Outstanding documentary about an all black trio from Detroit, in the era of Motown, that played punk rock music.
Before The Ramones, before Iggy and definitely before Green Day
there was a band called Death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HDdKNd2pmg
For The Whole World To See (album)
1. Keep on Knocking - 00:00
2. Rock-N-Roll Victim - 02:50
3. Let the World Turn - 05:40
4. You're a Prisoner - 11:27
5. Freakin Out - 13:52
6. Where Do We Go from Here??? - 16:40
7. Politicians in My Eyes - 20:31

[Brickjaw]

Standoff

Thomas Jane and Larry Fishburn.
Pleasant surprise. Tense thriller. 8/10.

[Facedown]

Mockingjay Part 1 - 7/10

Terminator: Genisys - 5/10
Never seen GOT and I think that's the first time I've seen Emilia Clarke.
Emilia Clarke - 9/10

[Metal Judge]

Hell and Back on Netflix
Fucking hilarious! 10/10

[BootyDaddy69]

London has Fallen
3/10

Would have given it 7 or 8 out of 10 if it wasn't such a Yay America propaganda movie

[Hellsinkey]

Nymphomaniac (Vol 1 & 2) by Lars Von Trier
7/10 Way too long, could have used some editing. There were a few holes in the plot, not very convincing at times.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Diary of a Country Priest (1951) - 7/10:
Robert Bresson movie after a George Bernanos novel. I've only read Under the Sun of Satan and somehow got these confused because of the mutual priest with a fucked up stomach thing. Still enjoyable, but I probably don't know enough religious imagery to get all this stuff in a movie as opposed to a book.

Inception (2010) - 7/10:
I liked it, but it seems way overrated. Another one of these obvious 100% allegorical movies that somehow need to have a stupid action surface. If Nolan's so smart, why can't he drop all this annoying gun fight explosion stuff and just make the deep movie this supposedly is? It's basically to psychology what the Matrix is to philosophy. Okay, maybe a tad less dumb.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) - 6/10:
Big step down from Rise.... The next one is probably gonna be a pure action movie and totally suck. Too bad.

The Canyons (2013):
I think Lindsay Lohan can be great, but this was honestly terrible. I even like some Bret Easton Ellis besides American Psycho, but this script is just shit. James Deen is atrocious and most others aren't much better, so it constantly looks like telenovela meets gonzo porn. Schrader must be embarrassed as hell.

[Darkmist]

The vatican tapes - 7/10. Love movies about demonic possession.

Crimson peak - 8/10. I expected it to be more horror than it actually was but still a good movie.

[Gazpacho]

I was a Teenage GNR Fan...Now I'm a retired Grandpa:Sam Dunn is a 30-year old anthropologist who wrote his graduate thesis on the plight of Guatemalan refugees. Recenly he has decided to study the plight of a different culture, the old fucks wasting their retirement money on the GNR 3/5 reunion. 5/10

Not a GnR fan really but these continued attempts of humor are tired and just plain lame

[theglammerthebetter]

Beat Down (2012) Movie is about a girl joining an Indy wrestling fed 6.5/10

[DEATH ROW JOE]

9,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall: documentary on the GNR Landover MD show where the audience sang up to 9,999,999 bottles of beer while waiting for Axl to show. 3/10

[Midwestmetalgod]

Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) 5/10 80's time travel flick that has one of those, "If you could do something different" plotlines. Not bad. Nicholas Cage is funny as a crooner style singer.

[theglammerthebetter]

A Walk In The Woods (2015) Robert Redford Nick Nolte Emma Thompson 7.5/10

Pregnant at 17 (2016) Josie Bissett 6/10

[DSAB]

We Are Twisted Fn Sister -7/10

Deadpool - 8.5/10

[theglammerthebetter]

The Other Woman (2015) Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, Nicki Minaj ,Don Johnson. Had huge expectations for this one but Leslie Mann's character made it hard to enjoy 7.5/10

That Kate Upton sure can fill a Bikini damn (.Y.)

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Not a GnR fan - documentary on non fans who attended GNR's failed "Not in this Lifetime Tour" during summer 2016 3/5

[theglammerthebetter]

Goosebumps (2015) Jack Black Really good kids/young teen movie 8/10

[theglammerthebetter]

How to lose Friends & alienate People(2008) Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges 8.5/10

[DEATH ROW JOE]

A Wheelchair, A Top Hat, and a Douchebag Named Duff: found footage on the antics leading up to the GNR 3/5 reunion summer of 2016 2/10

[gregster]

Ted 2. Infantile, immature etc. etc. shouldn't like it at all.........but I laughed my head off at some scenes. Watched it with my 18 y'o & we were sniggering most of the way through.
Not sure if it's as good as the first (probably not), but a worthy 7/10 in my book.

[DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth]

Hey moderator, is there any way to ban certain people from just this thread? *cough*deathrowjoe*cough*

[DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth]

Ted 2. Infantile, immature etc. etc. shouldn't like it at all.........but I laughed my head off at some scenes. Watched it with my 18 y'o & we were sniggering most of the way through.
Not sure if it's as good as the first (probably not), but a worthy 7/10 in my book.

You have to watch the Comic-Con fight in slow motion. There are a lot of things you'll miss if you don't. There's even Peter fighting the giant chicken in there.